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More stuff for my flavor arts, here we have Lisa Darter. Certainly not an Ex-killer psychotic agent, It sure aint!

Some ingame flavor art of me.

I'm Ark, I play John Xrilqxuum and BRY-S3N in game, I've always known about SS13 before (I played on a handful of servers like years ago during COVID because I had nothing else to do but it's been almost 4 since then) I'm kinda overloaded (there's a LOT to absorb and I still consistently fuck up) and I honestly don't know how much time I'll actually dedicate into playing this if I actually decide to play it consistently but it's defo interesting so far! I've done explorer, roboticist and a few other things so far, kinda just tossing shit around tbh- I have no clue what I'm doing so when people ask for things or use terms I don't understand I'm kinda just like agreeing with them like I know what they mean but I'll figure it out one way or the other LMAO LIKE don't get me wrong I have a blast with SS13 but I need to pace myself with this game because of IRL stuff and like- genuinely some people know this game, and Paradise like the back of their hand and I'm just dumbfounded trying to figure out like the basics sometimes XD I'm looking for people to help me whenever possible too, I kinda have this imposter syndrome thing that bleeds into everything I do in general but I'm super super interested at like properly getting to know this game beyond just reading the wiki and trial and error writing has always been more of my strongsuit than playing but I know it's a fool's game to try and have fun by understanding everything so I'll try to let some things go and take it bit by bit

Sounds solid We could do it in a Pokémon relevant date like February 27

Animated Stuff! Two TSF marines looped around

"Captain's log 01: We've made first contact of a sentient species of slimes, these tribes of slimes have shown the ability to morph into anything they see, and one had morphed into our shuttlecraft's nose art. And gawd damn it gave me a nice bl- That's enough Captain Brockley." Xarxis, initial colonization period.

Hey, I'm FreeTrader76 AKA Jamie. I've been playing SS13 on various servers for a long time, but I'm new to Paradise. Currently playing as Ellie Lake- after I've got enough hours, she's mostly going to be working Engineering.

Its GOTTA be 5 are you kidding, we have our very own propaganda

"General Quarters, All hands to your battlestations!" - The 7th fleet Admiral moments before being evaporated by an incoming beam.

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This is a custom event idea that would require no development or coding, just initiative from players and an admin to announce/set it up. So this idea has a pretty simple premise based around 3 items: Lazarus Injector, Lazarus Capsule, and Trainer Belt. Each player would be granted two Lazarus capsules/injectors alongside one trainer belt, and be given an objective: To be the very best. Three players would be given a different objective, and become members of Team Docket (Donk-Pocket, as in Donk. Co), and another would be the leader of Team Docket, they would have the goal of stealing as many Paramon trainers Paramon as they could. Passive simplemobs would appear around the station occasionally (ie: Parrots, Cats, Gutlunches, ect) Each departments head of staff would become a Gym leader and each department would be a town as they are in the now out of rotation gamemode of factions. (Ie: Brigston, Cargonia, Atmosia) The medbay would be a Paramon Center, and they would have a metric ton of Lazarus Capsules and Injectors to sell for spacebucks. Trainers could fight eachother at any point, and whoever loses most forfeit some spacebucks to the victor, if they lose to a member of Team Docket, they would have to comply with demands. (NOTE: Team Docket would only be able to steal 1 Paramon at a time from a trainer, to keep things somewhat fair and give those who lose a chance to continue) Each department can establish a gym or act like a gym, optionally having a gym challenge (Ie: The Atmosia Gym challenge would be to patch 5 broken windows up, an atmos tech would break some for the challenger.) The department staff could optionally be gym trainers, and fight any gym-challengers before they challenge the head of staff in that department (The Gym Leader) The captain of the station would be the champion, and would require to be presented evidence of all of the head of staffs' defeat before they can be challenged, whoever beats the champion becomes the stations captain. The idea of heads of staff being gym leaders especially suits due to them all having a pet to match with them, as an example, if Zeke Elliot were Head of Security (Brigston Gym Leader), he would have a team of (example) a goliath, a space carp, and a Sergeant Araneus. (Cargonia Gym Leader would have Forklift, for example, Atmosias gym leader would have Poly and so forth.) Extra notes: This concept is very much subject to change, if admins do take note of this for a spiced up round, consider changing the names of some things (Gym Leader, Gym, ect) just for safe measure. Paramon Trainers wouldn't be allowed to murder one-another, or Team Docket for that matter. If they do, you could just give them a telling off, but likely not a ban. (Quick edited in note: I just realised there was a format for event ideas, oops, my bad.)

"During the state of chaos within a certain non-distinct colony of our federation, Deployment of The Ninth Fleet's battleship was authorized to roam around in order to ensure the people's compliance of whom the Grand Marshall has Ostracized due to their beliefs in natural citizenship without Service!. The following result later cause multiple destruction of the city's skyscrapers (of which we will not compensate)." News Anchor of TSF NEWS, Jesse Nordokt, on the reports of riots from human colonists.

Let’s go 3 for 3

I can't believe you posted that but not this

It’s very out of context

Tot scientist. Make 2 golems to help. Mats are non existent. Wanna get started so just use the nearest material to make them. Plasma. Buy syndie loot crate. Get holopara and rapid chem injector. Decide to get the golems to kill the HoS (my target) with chems. Start making a war crime mix. tell golems to get IDs from HoP and get holopara to scout in the meantime. Make some chlorine tri-fluoride. It's heating. I start taking damage (holopara saw a chance to take out the HoS but got owned). Plasma golems return just as the C3F is about to cook. Try to tell them to leave but I just gasp. C3F cooks and sets off something else that must of been on the floors or something. Whole sci chem goes up in flame, welder tank blows. Plasma golems were a bad idea. Both explode. I die. Redtext, but worth it cause it was funny.

>be HoS >terror spiders reported >1 tile in bar gets breached to spaced >it’s repaired but there are a bunch of small items that are just covering the tile that was breached to space >slip on banana peel while going into bar maints that was apparently under said pile of stuff >get owned by two reds and a green waiting behind the doorway >sit in dead chat and watch 12 other players all run in and slip on the same banana one by one only to get eaten by terrors waiting behind the airlock

Most of you nerds probably didnt even notice enterteiment monitors, but everyone love sprite of wooden tv. There is only two of them and only on cyberiad. The idea is to add TV board for cargo autolathe. Then monitor console with board inside would require wire,glass and 5 wood before you can use screwdriver to finish it. Alternatively: instead of adding new item such as Tv board. It could be existing one such as enterteiment monitor itself inserted into monitor console. Then wire,5wood and screwdriver.

https://imgur.com/S50xmiE Cool library!

Darwin Jr falls for the obvious Mr Chang's Box trap

thought of storm troopers from ww1, made storm troopers for the ostrans. We boarding axing people with this one