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17th September 2024: @Gatchapod Retired from Game Admin. 12th November 2024: @ItsMarmite Stepped down from Community Manager and is now a mentor. @Meow19 Retired from Game Admin.

"Comrades! Spikehelms approaches the ambush point. Privet Yurikov, prepare to fire rockets. Give those oysters a taste of justice from Mother Cygni! Let Verlont's people not be in Vain!" Sergent Min'kovich of Squad Fourty Four, Route 31 Ambush, Campaign of Noirre XI.

For context we were talking about the levels of solanine in potatoes. And how much should be considered "safe to eat. Obviously there are a myriad of factors at play here. How you cook the potato. How it's processed. How much dry weight of said potato one would consume in one sitting. Whether we are even talking about dry weight or "wet" weight. General education about the dangers of green potatoes (causing people to not eat the dangerous portion containing the bulk of the solanine). It was a whole thing. We did find an exact answer. But you will never know it because you were out cold.

Nanostrasen Crew Records Personnel ID#5954037 COLOUR CODING KEY: Red means security clearance Blue means centcom and higher clearance Green means scribbled in comments from MURA themself (We have no idea how they keep getting access to this record, we’ve at this point left in their notes in the margins out of hope they will not continue) Name: MURA-128 Full Designation: Bishop Cybernetics Medical Utility Response Android Model #0000128 While official records state MURA-128s serial designation as #0000128, it was found during their initial physical examination on hiring by NT roboticists that their model is actually #0000008. Due to lack of suspicion or reason for why they may be lying, this has been marked a likely clerical error Age: 56 Date of Birth: 05/15/2512 Place of Birth: NSS Speedwell Gender: None designated, presents with a feminine affect Race: IPC Oil Type: 10W-20 General Occupational Role(s): Chief Medical Officer[Primary] Trauma and Cardiothoracic Surgeon[Secondary] Background [Abriged from hiring interview]: MURA-128 is a highly advanced Medical Utility Response Android, one of the few IPC units predating mass production still in active duty. Originally designed as a high-precision surgical unit, MURA-128 combines mechanical accuracy with a human-like demeanor, bridging the gap between traditional robotic and human medical personnel. Initially programmed with multiple surgical specialties, MURA-128 has functioned in high-stakes medical environments since activation. Following significant contributions in New Canaan General’s critical care department, MURA-128 joined Nanotrasen’s NCB Morning Star as a trauma surgeon, quickly advancing to Chief Medical Officer. This role granted MURA-128 critical operational experience in a multi-species setting, ultimately leading to their current position at the NSS Cyberiad in the Epsilon Eridani system. Here, they continue to refine advanced medical practices, while also exploring personal research initiatives. Background [Unabriged]: Qualifications and Certifications: Employment Records [does not include pre-independance employment]: Security Records: Classified Records; CentComm or higher clearance: Medical Records: Personnel Photo: [credits to @PhantasmicDream] Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes:

Just wanna add that I tried to like my own post but it wouldn't let me. And now I'm ashamed of myself for both trying that and also for failing at it. That is all.

"Soldats of the Ostran people, Do not let those who had forsaken us hold dominion over this world. The destiny which is embedded in all of you, children of all mankind, to die in the line of a Soldat's honor . Let it be known that our blood will be buried under the foundation of our children's new home, those next in line to take our place, Let it be known that their fathers, uncles, brothers, All of us who sacrificed themselves in the name of Honor, Duty, and Mankind! Together, We will all charge at Noon!" Commadant Farsk II of Nordoune's speech of courage before the Ostran charge of The Etol Isle. Casualty: 50k/150k Ostran Soldats of Regiment Infanterie 195th, 67k/107k TSF Troopers of TSFPA Rendom Forces. Victory: Dominion of Ostra.

Nanotrasen is spying on the Wizard Federation. An entire class of wizard apprentices have learned the Immovable Rod spell. But they fucked it up. They are all travelling through space towards the station. We have 30 minutes (or however long) to evacuate to another place. Lavaland? Chasmland is unstable. Nanotrasen's geological experts predict that too much disturbance could cause a chain reaction. Where everything tips into the abyss. What's this? We are receiving a signal from what was thought to be a long gone Nanotrasen station. It seems someone has awakened on this station and has activated the distress signal. They seem to have a working teleporter. For now at least. Charlie Station seems to the best bet for survival. But the SMES there is running out of power. And the rods are closing in. Also asteroids because why not. Would be a fun twist on the "crew have to survive on lavaland" event. Maybe this has been done before. Not sure. But engineering have the solars to set up and a tesla engine to also create. There's a botany area. A medbay, kinda, if you squint or build. There's a security section and a large RnD area. There's a kitchen. Maybe a shuttle can be made to go from Charlie Station to Lavaland (not sure how that works or if it's possible). A cargo console could still be used to order things. But they have to be delivered via a supply ERT who will only deliver to cargo personnel. Security would have to deal with the hive creatures first. Then antags are added, if there's not enough chaos. Maybe a dumb idea. Most of mine are. But could also be fun.

More stuff for my flavor arts, here we have Lisa Darter. Certainly not an Ex-killer psychotic agent, It sure aint!

Some ingame flavor art of me.

I'm Ark, I play John Xrilqxuum and BRY-S3N in game, I've always known about SS13 before (I played on a handful of servers like years ago during COVID because I had nothing else to do but it's been almost 4 since then) I'm kinda overloaded (there's a LOT to absorb and I still consistently fuck up) and I honestly don't know how much time I'll actually dedicate into playing this if I actually decide to play it consistently but it's defo interesting so far! I've done explorer, roboticist and a few other things so far, kinda just tossing shit around tbh- I have no clue what I'm doing so when people ask for things or use terms I don't understand I'm kinda just like agreeing with them like I know what they mean but I'll figure it out one way or the other LMAO LIKE don't get me wrong I have a blast with SS13 but I need to pace myself with this game because of IRL stuff and like- genuinely some people know this game, and Paradise like the back of their hand and I'm just dumbfounded trying to figure out like the basics sometimes XD I'm looking for people to help me whenever possible too, I kinda have this imposter syndrome thing that bleeds into everything I do in general but I'm super super interested at like properly getting to know this game beyond just reading the wiki and trial and error writing has always been more of my strongsuit than playing but I know it's a fool's game to try and have fun by understanding everything so I'll try to let some things go and take it bit by bit

Sounds solid We could do it in a Pokémon relevant date like February 27

Animated Stuff! Two TSF marines looped around

"Captain's log 01: We've made first contact of a sentient species of slimes, these tribes of slimes have shown the ability to morph into anything they see, and one had morphed into our shuttlecraft's nose art. And gawd damn it gave me a nice bl- That's enough Captain Brockley." Xarxis, initial colonization period.

Hey, I'm FreeTrader76 AKA Jamie. I've been playing SS13 on various servers for a long time, but I'm new to Paradise. Currently playing as Ellie Lake- after I've got enough hours, she's mostly going to be working Engineering.

Its GOTTA be 5 are you kidding, we have our very own propaganda

"General Quarters, All hands to your battlestations!" - The 7th fleet Admiral moments before being evaporated by an incoming beam.

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