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Nanostrasen Crew Records Personnel ID#5954037 COLOUR CODING KEY: Red means security clearance Blue means centcom and higher clearance Green means scribbled in comments from MURA themself (We have no idea how they keep getting access to this record, we’ve at this point left in their notes in the margins out of hope they will not continue) Name: MURA-128 Full Designation: Bishop Cybernetics Medical Utility Response Android Model #0000128 While official records state MURA-128s serial designation as #0000128, it was found during their initial physical examination on hiring by NT roboticists that their model is actually #0000008. Due to lack of suspicion or reason for why they may be lying, this has been marked a likely clerical error Age: 56 Date of Birth: 05/15/2512 Place of Birth: NSS Speedwell Gender: None designated, presents with a feminine affect Race: IPC Oil Type: 10W-20 General Occupational Role(s): Chief Medical Officer[Primary] Trauma and Cardiothoracic Surgeon[Secondary] Background [Abriged from hiring interview]: MURA-128 is a highly advanced Medical Utility Response Android, one of the few IPC units predating mass production still in active duty. Originally designed as a high-precision surgical unit, MURA-128 combines mechanical accuracy with a human-like demeanor, bridging the gap between traditional robotic and human medical personnel. Initially programmed with multiple surgical specialties, MURA-128 has functioned in high-stakes medical environments since activation. Following significant contributions in New Canaan General’s critical care department, MURA-128 joined Nanotrasen’s NCB Morning Star as a trauma surgeon, quickly advancing to Chief Medical Officer. This role granted MURA-128 critical operational experience in a multi-species setting, ultimately leading to their current position at the NSS Cyberiad in the Epsilon Eridani system. Here, they continue to refine advanced medical practices, while also exploring personal research initiatives. Background [Unabriged]: Qualifications and Certifications: Employment Records [does not include pre-independance employment]: Security Records: Classified Records; CentComm or higher clearance: Medical Records: Personnel Photo: [credits to @PhantasmicDream] Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes:

Nanotrasen is spying on the Wizard Federation. An entire class of wizard apprentices have learned the Immovable Rod spell. But they fucked it up. They are all travelling through space towards the station. We have 30 minutes (or however long) to evacuate to another place. Lavaland? Chasmland is unstable. Nanotrasen's geological experts predict that too much disturbance could cause a chain reaction. Where everything tips into the abyss. What's this? We are receiving a signal from what was thought to be a long gone Nanotrasen station. It seems someone has awakened on this station and has activated the distress signal. They seem to have a working teleporter. For now at least. Charlie Station seems to the best bet for survival. But the SMES there is running out of power. And the rods are closing in. Also asteroids because why not. Would be a fun twist on the "crew have to survive on lavaland" event. Maybe this has been done before. Not sure. But engineering have the solars to set up and a tesla engine to also create. There's a botany area. A medbay, kinda, if you squint or build. There's a security section and a large RnD area. There's a kitchen. Maybe a shuttle can be made to go from Charlie Station to Lavaland (not sure how that works or if it's possible). A cargo console could still be used to order things. But they have to be delivered via a supply ERT who will only deliver to cargo personnel. Security would have to deal with the hive creatures first. Then antags are added, if there's not enough chaos. Maybe a dumb idea. Most of mine are. But could also be fun.

I'm Ark, I play John Xrilqxuum and BRY-S3N in game, I've always known about SS13 before (I played on a handful of servers like years ago during COVID because I had nothing else to do but it's been almost 4 since then) I'm kinda overloaded (there's a LOT to absorb and I still consistently fuck up) and I honestly don't know how much time I'll actually dedicate into playing this if I actually decide to play it consistently but it's defo interesting so far! I've done explorer, roboticist and a few other things so far, kinda just tossing shit around tbh- I have no clue what I'm doing so when people ask for things or use terms I don't understand I'm kinda just like agreeing with them like I know what they mean but I'll figure it out one way or the other LMAO LIKE don't get me wrong I have a blast with SS13 but I need to pace myself with this game because of IRL stuff and like- genuinely some people know this game, and Paradise like the back of their hand and I'm just dumbfounded trying to figure out like the basics sometimes XD I'm looking for people to help me whenever possible too, I kinda have this imposter syndrome thing that bleeds into everything I do in general but I'm super super interested at like properly getting to know this game beyond just reading the wiki and trial and error writing has always been more of my strongsuit than playing but I know it's a fool's game to try and have fun by understanding everything so I'll try to let some things go and take it bit by bit

This is a custom event idea that would require no development or coding, just initiative from players and an admin to announce/set it up. So this idea has a pretty simple premise based around 3 items: Lazarus Injector, Lazarus Capsule, and Trainer Belt. Each player would be granted two Lazarus capsules/injectors alongside one trainer belt, and be given an objective: To be the very best. Three players would be given a different objective, and become members of Team Docket (Donk-Pocket, as in Donk. Co), and another would be the leader of Team Docket, they would have the goal of stealing as many Paramon trainers Paramon as they could. Passive simplemobs would appear around the station occasionally (ie: Parrots, Cats, Gutlunches, ect) Each departments head of staff would become a Gym leader and each department would be a town as they are in the now out of rotation gamemode of factions. (Ie: Brigston, Cargonia, Atmosia) The medbay would be a Paramon Center, and they would have a metric ton of Lazarus Capsules and Injectors to sell for spacebucks. Trainers could fight eachother at any point, and whoever loses most forfeit some spacebucks to the victor, if they lose to a member of Team Docket, they would have to comply with demands. (NOTE: Team Docket would only be able to steal 1 Paramon at a time from a trainer, to keep things somewhat fair and give those who lose a chance to continue) Each department can establish a gym or act like a gym, optionally having a gym challenge (Ie: The Atmosia Gym challenge would be to patch 5 broken windows up, an atmos tech would break some for the challenger.) The department staff could optionally be gym trainers, and fight any gym-challengers before they challenge the head of staff in that department (The Gym Leader) The captain of the station would be the champion, and would require to be presented evidence of all of the head of staffs' defeat before they can be challenged, whoever beats the champion becomes the stations captain. The idea of heads of staff being gym leaders especially suits due to them all having a pet to match with them, as an example, if Zeke Elliot were Head of Security (Brigston Gym Leader), he would have a team of (example) a goliath, a space carp, and a Sergeant Araneus. (Cargonia Gym Leader would have Forklift, for example, Atmosias gym leader would have Poly and so forth.) Extra notes: This concept is very much subject to change, if admins do take note of this for a spiced up round, consider changing the names of some things (Gym Leader, Gym, ect) just for safe measure. Paramon Trainers wouldn't be allowed to murder one-another, or Team Docket for that matter. If they do, you could just give them a telling off, but likely not a ban. (Quick edited in note: I just realised there was a format for event ideas, oops, my bad.)

Animated Stuff! Two TSF marines looped around

"General Quarters, All hands to your battlestations!" - The 7th fleet Admiral moments before being evaporated by an incoming beam.

Paradise station is fun server for ss13, so i decided to do my art stuff for it. So for my first art post, here's me (Emit Yonton/Notnoy) being spaced during an average station outbreak.

"Soldats of the Ostran people, Do not let those who had forsaken us hold dominion over this world. The destiny which is embedded in all of you, children of all mankind, to die in the line of a Soldat's honor . Let it be known that our blood will be buried under the foundation of our children's new home, those next in line to take our place, Let it be known that their fathers, uncles, brothers, All of us who sacrificed themselves in the name of Honor, Duty, and Mankind! Together, We will all charge at Noon!" Commadant Farsk II of Nordoune's speech of courage before the Ostran charge of The Etol Isle. Casualty: 50k/150k Ostran Soldats of Regiment Infanterie 195th, 67k/107k TSF Troopers of TSFPA Rendom Forces. Victory: Dominion of Ostra.

Hey, I'm FreeTrader76 AKA Jamie. I've been playing SS13 on various servers for a long time, but I'm new to Paradise. Currently playing as Ellie Lake- after I've got enough hours, she's mostly going to be working Engineering.

Hi everyone recently the lobby art competition submission date come and gone, which means it's time to show off the submissions in game and begin the process to vote for the community's favorite of the bunch. The submissions are gonna be viewable in game for a few weeks and be shown off below. Voting for people's favorite will be open till October 1st, a period of about 3 weeks to get your vote in and see how they look in game. Please do excuse the different sizes in the submissions here it's due to receiving slightly different image sizes (I'm gonna blame discord for this.), I don't want to risk causing any artifacting due shrinking/enlarging to make them all the same size and detract from the pieces. Submission 1: Capnkitty Submission 2: Somniworld Submission 3: Drakeven Submission 4: Synthtee

https://imgur.com/S50xmiE Cool library!

Some original ss13 faction i made: Dominion of Ostra flag, Ostran Imperial Soldat. because space humans that is german soldats are cool.

My tiny Medbay outside of Medbay The chemlab we had to reinforce the walls on because security kept breaking in My new mining record :) and the first of many maints SMs in my attempts to lean how it all works

I love eating rocks and stones :)

May he rest in peace, and in our bellies.

Impromptu Birthday party, and everyone showed up. Fate's make and model day! It was so very sweet... Even if the AI killed me a little beforehand. Even more people showed up after this! And I cut the cake with my sword :)

Simply put if a borg is flashed (non-functional) they should be immune to flashes while they are offline/non-functional. From an RP side the idea that you can flash an already offline camera seems rather stupid. From a balance side, it makes chain stunning borgs actually require skill, and gives the borg chances to fight back. Cyborgs already rapidly lose modules from damage (rendering them useless), the self-repair is slow, and if damaged to a certain extent requires a human to repair (replace armor plating), and of course, the all mighty robo console can lockdown or blow up a cyborg.

ERT set their PACMAN too high Cyberiacyberiacyberiacyberiacyberiad

Figured I could come say hi on here. Lilac in game and out of game! I recently found this game thanks to a friend, and came here first and don't plan to leave! I'm just a trans femme non-birnery bean who likes making friends and being weird! Don't be afraid to say hi, but I might bite and or claw if I get spooked. Haha. I will not be taking questions as to why I photocopy my ass and leave the pictures everywhere. When I discovered I could, I might have laughed for 20+ minutes and will keep being a total goof ball with it when I can! You'll likely be able to find which role I am based on where the trail if pictures leads. But probably genetics, engineering, sometimes mining, often cleaning the messes you all make! Of course, sometimes I'll be Assistant and trying to repair that small shop near arrivals to sell those pictures! Maybe other stuff I find around too. We'll see~

A new player learning medical saw my vox. I was in tears from laughter.

Name of Event: (Death) Poker Night One Sentence Description: Poker Tournament! Map Changes: Minor changes to the default map Will this work with the standard NSS Cyberiad map? Yes, but we'd need to add some tables around the library, chapel, hallways, medical, and escape, as needed. Code Changes: No Will this work with the standard Paracode base? yes Suggested Number of Players: <50 What type of population level would this be best for? Any number of players would be possible. Ideally 8-50 just so it doesn't drag on forever. Full Description of Event: It's Poker Night! Bust out the cards, raid the ATM's and start up a game. Blinds steadily increase as time goes on making elimination happen faster and faster. Each time a player busts out, they can enter cyro, head to the arcade, holodeck, or just watch the rest of the games. (Optionally, make this a twisted Nanotrasen culling of staff and kill off any staff who bust out. Force them into the guillotine, out into space, feed them poison, be creative!) Why: For those rounds where we don't really have that much players and you can tell things are gonna be slow. This would probably be a voted on thing.

For context we were talking about the levels of solanine in potatoes. And how much should be considered "safe to eat. Obviously there are a myriad of factors at play here. How you cook the potato. How it's processed. How much dry weight of said potato one would consume in one sitting. Whether we are even talking about dry weight or "wet" weight. General education about the dangers of green potatoes (causing people to not eat the dangerous portion containing the bulk of the solanine). It was a whole thing. We did find an exact answer. But you will never know it because you were out cold.