"The t̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶E̶R̶P̶ Victory Shower"
Excuse me if I miss the exact wording of the parties involved, let's say my quotes are paraphrasing.
I join a round an hour deep as pod pilot. Vampires. 2 powerful vampires as far as we know. Within 20 min the vox vampire is dead. With about 15 to go the other is dead.
On sec comms:
Vince Piper: "Stingray, up for that shower now?"
Steven Stingray: "We don't have showers anymore"
(Someone had converted the bathroom by cryos into a fully functional medbay; Surgery, Sleeper, Body Scanner, Cryotube, even a chemistry station and DAMNIT I forgot to get a screenshot. It was marvelous)
I say: "We have our own showers above the locker room in sec"
Vince: "Yup"
Stingray: "Really?!"
I run to the bathroom in sec to see Stingray's reaction, figuring I'll get there first. I walk in. Vince and Stingray are already naked in a shower together.
Vince: "Tetra! Join us for our victory shower!"
Stingray: "DON'T LOOK AT ME!!"
I scream and run off. I have an idea. Run to the public locker room then back to sec. I go back in the bathroom where the victory shower is still happening.
Vince: "So you finally decided to join us?"
I say: "Not quite...say CHEESE!"
I start snapping a bunch of photos with the camera I just grabbed. They proceed to try to capture me. Chasing me around the brig naked with tasers. I manage to escape.
Shuttle is on its way.
There is an announcement about some sort of mech battle between one of NTs mechs and a Syndicate mech at the holodeck. I head there to check it out. Mike Murdock and Solessa Storm are there before me.
I say: "Mike, I have something awful to show you..."
Mike: "What is it?"
I hand him a photo.
...
...
Mike: "WHAT"
"THE FUCK"
"IS THIS?!"
I say: "Vince and Stingray taking a victory shower"
Mike:
Crowd has gathered for the mech fight. Vince and Stingray show up. There is a bit of a scuffle. They taze and cuff me with fuzzy pink handcuffs. As they rip the cigarette from my mouth and stuff the ballgag into it I manage to tell Mike to escape with the photo.
I spend the shuttle ride cuffed and gagged, Stingray and Vince are celebrating thier victory of capturing me. They are kind enough to remove the gag and give me a cig.
Shuttle docks at Central. They drag me to the showers, strip all 3 of us and throw us all in the same shower for a final victory shower. 2 sec borgs show up, I inform them I'm being held against my will. They disabled beam us till we pass out.
GAME OVER EYEAAAAAAH!!!!
I attempted to take screenshots of the photos but apparently windows pulled up in the UI like that don't register on screenshots, so I have no evidence but this story.
@Vargh @bigfatbananacyclops
I'd tag Vince but I don't know his forum name.
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