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Name: Stuart Atreides Age: 29 Gender: Male Race: Human Blood Type: A- General Occupational Roles: Roboticist Scientist Stuart Atreides's long story told short but still long: Born from Earthen slums, he grew up with a run down family of his mother, father, and himself. Major events in his childhood include the amputation of his leg, the loss of his mother, and running away from his father. After taking part in SolGov regimine for nearly ten years, he deserted his duties and left on a hitchhike through space in stations, ships, and planetary ports alike. His journey in part included the NanoTrasen Science Station Cyberiad due to fame and gossip alike that NanoTrasen's technology, especially that of Morpheous Cyberkinetics, was of high interest. Stuart's outright obsession, speed and skill in mechanical work lead to a job offer from NT - accounting determined his worth as an employee higher than the SolGov bounty. Much time later, he found himself a place of his own, a home and family. Provided with stable work, everything else started to piece together. A place to call home that was more than a cardboard box and a family that gave a sense of belonging. Unfortunately each part of his newfound belonging was breaking down. His daughter went missing, his sister had crippling personality disorders, his girlfriend nearly possessed. Throwing himself into his work he realized there was a way to be even faster than he was already known for: meth for focus and agility. With his laser-like focus on his work he would accept no interruptions or distractions. One such distraction escalated into a bloody, drug-fueled chainsaw rampage sent ended with Stuart drifting back to his old life to escape his crimes. Unable to handle himself and seeing his childhood manifest before him again he was left with no choice but to run away once more. [Jesus Christ there was so much to be condensed] Qualifications: SolGov Navy Field Engineer Specialist SolGov motorized crew maintenance technician Employment Records: [I'm too tired for this] Security Records: [Bug me to add] Medical Records: [This one is a doozy] Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: [Thanks to the plentiful amount people I've annoyed at 4 AM with my discord ramblings and full on rants so that I could copy and paste a coherent story together, and thanks to many more for being involved in the events of it.] [Credit to Pawneax for making a model of what Stu's hovel used to be; Credit to Granodd for Greytide Pride art of Stuart Atreides]

Suggestion: Because they TOTALLY don't have enough racially unique emotes already, let's add one more for Synths. Take the "zap" sound and visual effect of an IPC who has consumed too much synthanol. Convert it into a *bzzt emote that is essentially an Synth specific *slap emote. Does a tiny bit of damage. You get the visual and sound effect. Give it a cooldown so players can't macro spam it. Tadah! Extra fluff for Synths to emote some sort of malfunction or glitch to assist RP or whatever. GLORY TO SYNTHECIA!!!

I wish I had a girlfriend who plays SS13 I wish I had a girlfriend I wish I had a friend

Actually, I wouldn't mind adding in SOP guidelines for chaplains looking to join the security team. It's become so common for the chaplain to help security during vampire and cult rounds that we might as well make some guidelines for chaplains looking to hunt down heresy. In my book, it's better for us to regulate this kind of behavior rather than to let chaplains become crusading validhunters in maintenance with security gear.

In here I'll try to list all the items and machinery that are commonly used during rounds yet are irreplaceable (in their function) by building/ordering, please add more if you know of any. Hopefully someone will try and implement methods of introducing new ones into the round. Dropper Rapid Crate Sender All-In-One Grinder Food Processor Cream Master Deluxe Rolling pin Splints

Hello there. The name's Relicuos, but I'd prefer Rel. I'm known as Vaerin on BYOND, and am one of the rare few who appreciate formal, structured RP. Pretty new to the whole SS13 scene, so I'm glad to be here and see where it takes me!

That made me giggle and is a super adorable mistake.

This image is now what I'll have in mind for any "dead" character people want to have come back.

My Stuart Atreides fan art. Did I go too far?

Perhaps the removal of the Armor, and maybe the sword, would be appropriate.

Let me just dump these right here...

The chaplain has essentially become a crusader/inquisitor role already. The chaplain is given unlimited holy water, a holy weapon he's legally allowed to carry, crusader armor and an inquisitor's garb, immunity to some unholy attacks, and a home base that's somewhat safe from unholy attackers. In fighting cultists, vampires, and revenants, the chaplain is indispensable. I know that we're trying to cut down on validhunting chaplains, but giving them these tools meant for hunting unholy beasts then expecting them to just play it cool is an unrealistic expectation for the common player. Ideally the chaplain shouldn't be a crusader, but realistically, deus vult this is the future we've chosen. My solution is to regulate chaplains who choose to help the crew fight an unholy menace. If chaplains want the help of security (or vice-a-versa), they're going to have to play by security's rules.

Some poeple need to learn the difference between chaplain and inquisitor before playing the role.

The only thing I would really like to be added in medical SoP is that 'reserving OR's' be forbidden. I'm disgusted with the petty "I call dibs on OR1!' .. it's ******* childish. You use the OR if you need to perform a surgery. If you don't, you get out of the OR and let any other surgeon use it.

I sometimes explain shit that happens in SS13 to my girlfriend. Shit like "So this Internal Affairs Agent farted on a bible-" This is the point when her full confused attention is directed towards me and multiple questions rise "- and I turned them into a cluwne-" A finger rises as she is about to start asking some questions but decides against it "-they fruitlessly tried to kill themseves but a medibot kept them alive" Her reaction when I explained what a cluwne is was "That's horrible! It goes away right?" I then had to explain the ways people tried to escape the torment and how those attempts have been "fixed" to not work. I have yet to explain what the game is all about, all she knows is the random shit that happens. She thinks I play some kind of nightmarish sadism simulation and she is 100% correct

Updated. I guess BUP's 3 years old in real time, now!

Name: serA Age:27 (it's probably a lie) Gender: Recognised as a male Race: Grey Blood Type: true powergamey blood AB+ General Occupational Role(s): Chaplain,clown,Butcher or Culinary artist and Explosion Researcher chemical researcher Biography: serA was created on a syndicate attempt in creating a perfect clone of Ares, A Nanotrasen worker. After a series of tests,the syndicate considered serA#1 a complete Failure because it wans't capable of doing the easier of the tasks it was assigned to and for it's probable case of scizophrenia,then, serA was spaced in a coffin which had ''trash'' written in it, which has reached one of the Nanotrasen facilities, reaching there, serA was completely out of pulse or vital signs,A paramedic that happened to be wandering in space brought serA inside the facility and carried it to medbay. After being revived with strange reagent and all it's bones and organs fixed, serA was sent to the assignment central, where serA results were one of the worst, after seeing how useful useless serA was, they sended it as a visitor to the NSS cyberiad,serA , after a long period as a civilian in the NSS cyberiad learn't some simple things such as : Cooking, doing pranks, and doing rather chaotic chemical grenades, and some time later serA created some Stupid, odd, idiot and crazy religions in his head, which he spreaded trough NSS cyberiad as a chaplain Qualifications: Cooking Apprentice in clown puns and prankery Amateur in chemical grenades production Employment Records: serA currently worked in the NSS cyberiad as: Culinary artist,Engineer, Atmospheric technician,Clown,chemical researcher and Chaplain Security Records: serA commited some crimes such as: Several Kidnappings where excuse were '' the voice in my head said me to'' Several Vandalisms Medical Records: In recent medical analize serA showed minor-medium signs of scizophrenia, where subject heard random noises everywhere and a voice that comments everything it does and tells it what to do. Personnel Photo (Appearance text): i need a photo of myself, please <3 Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: This thing might be pretty poorly written , because english is my 2nd language and i learn't it from videogames (yeah), and that's it.

As I always like to say, you know better English than I know whatever your primary language is (cuz I literally only know English). You did fine. Don't let anyone ever tell you that video games can't teach you anything! ??? I always suspected serA had some relation to Ares! Didn't know serA was played by someone different from the person who plays Ares. Interesting.

AND THEN, the science outpost is gone. MUH HIDING SPOT

Florida-USA State of Publix supermarket and retired people from all over the country, the bottom half of the country might as well belong to puerto rico, only 67% of citizens in orlando know english, also known for our beaches, gets way too hot in the summer. Oh and way too many tourists from around the world in central Florida.

@Ty Omaha wh-whats wrong with that advanced med kit... what have you been doing...

This is an issue with the maps in question and not a problem with a map rotation feature itself. You're right in saying that there are some bottle-necks to population capacity within some of the maps, for example only one operating room in medbay on Delta station. However the maps are undergoing serious revision and adjustment, mostly by Purpose2, to remedy this. I know the brig on Delta station is being completely overhauled, medbay edited and other such places are being altered to fix these kinds of issues. Delta station in particular undeniably has the size to support a larger server population and I think it's unfair to say such maps will not help address the issue of high pop. based on a look at their original designs. Any design used on the server will clearly not be the verbatim original map and will be sufficiently edited to accommodate the server's needs.

I know the admins have talked about this in the past, so I figured I would throw out my own thoughts: With the advent of augmentations being added to the game after already being overburdened as the medbay for a portion of the crew (See: IPCs, Silicons and people with prosthetic.) It's time for a division: Roboticst: Bots like Beepskys and Cleanbots Mechs Silicons Management, repair. (Borging) Cyberneticist: Prosthetic limb installation and Maintenance Augmentation Installation All Implant management IPC Maintenance and recovery With these in mind, here's what a cyberneticist needs: A Protolathe with research console to print implants. (Robotics can have access to this one, instead of having to build their own or requiring extra access for R&D's) An Exosuit Fabricator to print limbs and implants (Remove one of them from robotics) A Cyborg Analyzer and Medical Scanner A Surgery Table with computer, anesthetic, spray cleaner, gloves. A bag of surgery tools A standard stocked toolbelt A welding fuel tank and lots of cable coil Standard Operating Procedure: Repair IPCs that are placed before you. Triage based on damage if overwhelmed. "Do they actually need my help (Component damage?), or are they just being lazy?" Give prosthetic replacements for anyone missing a limb that needs one. If it's an optional surgery (CUT MY ARM OFF AND REPLACE IT) then take stock of resources first. Use anesthetic for anything more in depth than prosthetic application. Augmentations and implants are serious. Augmented Limbs for Security, Command, and Mining only. Implants are doled out based on appropriate usage. Engineers get Welding Shield and Toolset arms. Security gets SecHud and Xray. Assistants have no appropriate usage for anything. Do not give implants or augmentations to Assistants. Additional notes: Though the shop would, like most other science departments, benefit from an Autolathe and chem boards, they can build that themselves. A YouTool machine would probably do some good to be added in Robotics or Cybernetics. In times of crisis, Robotics and Cybernetics obviously have some cross pollination. Are there a bunch of borgs needing repair and replacement components? Are there a lot of dead IPCs? Distribute the work. Access between the roles would be identical. There is one item I'd like to be made available to traitor cyberneticists, and that would be the cyber-implanted E-sword or Combat Module (that contains Esword, stunbaton, flash, and Medibeam.). The problem with this however is you would have to have someone else implant it. Which is.. questionable. The hardlight blade can also acts as an emag and can break down non-reinforced walls.

Canada - where we invented Hawaiian Pizza, Basketball, digital camo, and a bunch of other things

That sounds so funny lol. Splinting every limb in there body. I better start with this book to get the most out of this type of strategy. On further note they should really make it so your slowed when you are splinted if that's the case.

Name: Jebediah Age: 30 years since reactivation (true age unknown). Gender: Male. Race: IPC. Blood Type: Oil. General Occupational Role(s): Roboticist, Scientist, Research Director, Engineer, Janitor, and Shaft Miner. Biography: In 2537, an explorer and scavenger named Zeke Davis found a crashed ship on an unknown desert planet. In the wreckage, he discovered a severely damaged and non-functional IPC. Zeke, tired of traveling alone, used his knowledge in robotics and engineering to get the Positronic Brain functioning again, and he was even able to create a spiderbot body for it. He decided to name the brain "Jebediah," after his favorite uncle who had died decades ago. Jebediah spent the next 15 years exploring with Zeke, meanwhile learning the basics of robotics and engineering. Over the first 7 years, the duo were able to gather enough parts to give Jeb a new body, although almost none of his parts matched. In their 12th year together, Jeb decided to adopt his current purple paint job and rainbow monitor. Zeke protested slightly, saying that the colors were a little too gaudy, but Jeb stood by his choice. At the end of their time together, Jeb thanked Zeke for all he had done for him and told Zeke that he wanted to visit New Canaan alone. After a tearful goodbye, the pair parted ways. Jebediah spent 10 years on New Canaan working in shipyards and spaceports as an engineer, mechanic, and roboticist. He refined the skills that Zeke taught him and lived well among other IPCs, but he could feel the stars calling out to him. He discovered a NanoTrasen office while on New Canaan and decided to work for them as a Roboticist. After 4 years, he was stationed on the Cyberiad, where he has made a few friends and learned a lot of new skills. Qualifications: Decades of first-hand experience with engineering and robotics. A year of science training and mining on the NSS Cyberiad. Employment Records: Engineer and roboticist for 10 years on New Canaan. Engineer, roboticist, scientist, and shaft miner on NSS Cyberiad. Security Records: He was once arrested for crime committed by a human named Jebidiah (note the alternate spelling). Medical Records: None. He is an IPC. Personnel Photo (Appearance text): Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes:

I have used the Chameleon Stamp w/ a fax - and Agent Card (Captain's ID cloned). To fake a execution order on my target, and they were executed shortly after. I even went as far as to tell them, 'This is absolute. There is no negotation' so they didn't reply to Central's fake FAX and get corrected by a logistic's officer. I used that agent card, voice changers, and stamp to fake Central Command Orders and disguised myself as the Logistics Officer that sent the FAX. Walked into the bridge w/ full access (due to previously cloning the captain's ID) and used my own person as a reply to all their grievances about the bullshit FAX. I prefer the paperwork-fake approach as a Traitor. I find it a lot more fun, and it has worked 100% of the time thus far. Sadly, I boarded the Nanotransen shuttle back to Central Command's base of operations, and attempted to sneak in and kill the Nanotransen Representatives that were there on an audit. - but, Major Burk checked who I was, and detained me to be questions by Bob the Butcher. It was the most RP and fun I've had thus far, admins played along with my under-cover act as they were the Nanotransen Inspectors, but wouldn't IC know about a Logistics Officer, it was only when I went back and got examined by the higher-higher-higher ups, was when I got found out. Eitherway, Chameleon Pen... please.

I come from cargonia, well known for mule production, trade, and being better equipped then sec