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Well, you did literally climb on the table as HoS in front of a load of people and walked all over it and the food. From an IC standpoint 'course I'm gonna be pissy, especially when I've had a demented russian trying to bash in the windows :P If someone jumps on the counter at a cafeteria, do you think the cooks are going to be impressed?

More of the glowy/flame-y? hair lady!! Blue Skrell lady.

@Chronarch What can I get you sir? We have a wide variety of alcohol you can choose fro...oh, I see, perhaps you'd just like a B.E.E.R. (laugh track)

CM has this mechanic where if you try to use a taser or stun baton as someone other than an MP, the taser or stun baton will tell you that it is ID locked and administer a non lethal stunning shock to the person that tried to use it. On CM, marines can get actual firearms, and don't have much of a use for tasers and stun batons. On servers like paradise, people would do a lot for something like a taser or stun baton. An officer can pull out their stun baton on a perp, but the problem is that their baton can be easily used on themselves after a lucky disarm or push. Once a taser runs out of charges, someone quick enough can run up to the officer and try to swipe that taser. Stun batons and tasers are powerful things on servers like paradise, and sometimes I've found lightly used tasers on the floor in hallways. Adding ID locks to stun batons and tasers would put the officer at ease of the fact that their two most used items would not be able to be used against them. A trade off would be that if a perp without sec access tried to pull the trigger or change the mode on a taser, it would shock them and floor them for a time equal to a taser's, using up a charge of that taser. Using a baton without sec access would do the same. If the perp had security access though, it would work normally.

This has come up before in the guise of firing pins that detect loyalty implants and such - A very strong security buff, and as pointed only traitors have a counter to this - Vampires and shadowling thralls would be most impacted by this, changelings could live with this change.

This has come up before and it's worthy of noting that Traitors with access to emags are not the only antagonists on the station. I would only be happy with such a change if there were ways to obtain similar items for antagonists as the makeshift items are lacklustre to say the least.

As you all undoubtedly know, the stati'ns hygiene isn't often put on the highest priority. To simulate more the importance of actual good hygiene, I would suggest some things to perhaps be changed or added: Currently there is a score penalty linked to the amount of UNcleaned tiles. This means that somewhere, if I am not mistaken, the amount of uncleaned tiles is registered. It would be nice if there would be an increased risk of infections spreading, the biohazard event increasing in frequency. I would also like the more deadly diseases come up more often. The jungle fever one, I haven't seen in action ever, for example. This would actually render the janitor's job more important. Currently it's more about an environement being pleasing for the eye than the actual hygiene that the janitor is called.

I have been known to reset the usage for really really good/bad puns. But i kinda love having to really pick the one line in the shift you think is worth it.

Back again with my classic bars and pranks. Built a bar in a prison cell, and convinced the HOS to wear an electropack

Look...look with your status eyes. MUH BRAND! EDIT: Adding the awesome pic @PhantasmicDream drew up for this flub of mine ?

You were hella rude to me IC when I was at the kitchen "Get off the table, you aren't special" said other things as well.

I hate stingray given how many times he's stopped me from greytiding but damn, that is some quality art

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