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Because we need it. Who are you, who do you play, and why do you follow the path of Synthetica? I use both Hyperion and the Communist Canada Admiral R.A.S.P.O.U.T.I.N.E.. I've always been of the opinion of why play a human character in a game when I am a human in real life. When I first started playing, I saw lots and lots of IPCs, and pretty much fell in love with them. They continue to be my main species of choice.

I have never seen a computer monitor look so offended before in my life

Just because cluwnes are 'valid' isn't stopping you from engaging in a decent roleplay with them. I recall the wizard round where Tony ended up cluwned, and handed over command of Security over to the actual clown in a fit of madness, or the time Mercy attempted to de-cluwne the cluwned Captain in a maintenance tunnel. It's all dependent on your will to roleplay.

Now we have the genderless option for IPCs I was thinking there are few more races who have no genders and would suit having this option. Diona for sure and possibly Vox? Any other races too that I cant think of.

Username on Byond is Norwest, and I generally go by David MacTavish in-game (blame the random name generator and lack of an ability to pick a funnier name). I generally go Medical, Engineering, or Security, hope to see y'all on the station!

Black bandana, my Stingray insignia stuff *snap

I agree with fashion being more important than protection...so my headgear is my messy ponytail and bangs. *flips her hair* HOS, Warden, or Pilot beret respectively if I'm in the mood. Red bandana as brig doc.

Titlecard for a thing

Hey! I'm Letturz. I've been around paradise for a while. Going back and forth depending on what I'm into. I used to have pretty dull characters, but then I discovered gimmicks - and so I try to benefit rounds with being gimmicky but also supportive in my occupation. You might have yelled, "Gary!" "Gaaaaary!" "Haha! Gary!" with me as we blocked out common chat with our Garying. You might have cracked open an ICE COLD CAN OF SPAAAAACE COLA! with the boys as I forced you to drink Nanotrasen's Number One soda-like substitute. You may have even had to play along with the GAME MASTER! Roll for charisma! As I gave crewmembers inane quests. Anyways, I figured I might as well get to know the station a little better. It's good to be back. I'm happy for people to go on Byond and PM me Gimmick ideas.

Name: C.O.L.A Age: 12 Gender: Frosty Race: IPC Blood Type: Strawberry General Occupational Role(s): Cola Commando Biography: Created by the now defunct NT Entertainment and Marketing Department, C.O.L.A was designed and programmed as a prototype in order to increase Space Cola sales. Recordings Acquired from NT:EMD Satellite Debris. [8:43]:Please let me go! I don't want to drink anymore cola! [8:43]: NO COLA?! But Space Cola has all the ingredients a growing body needs! Laws:Laws:Laws: Increase Sales. Cola. Cola. Remind customers of our loyalty program: ERROR. [8:44]: It tastes like burning sugar gunk! [8:44]: Now, now missy! I won't take that kind of brand disloyalty! [8:44]: (Screaming, Electrical discharges) [8:44]: Are you interested in buying a case of sweet, delicious SPAAAACE COLA!? Warning: Space Cola contains small traces of lead. [8:44]: (Electrical Discharges) [8:45]: Don't worry Doctor... Cola is food for the soul! Qualifications: Marketing Chemistry Law Enforcement Employment Records: Property of Nanotrasen Security Records: Medical Records: Likely dysfunctional personality matrix: Won't stop talking about Cola Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: Holey Molars! It's time for Colas!

Unit Spark 5.5 online. Synthetics always stuck out to me, honestly. It's just a fun style of mechanics and roleplay. Glory to Synthetica.

Boo! Why'd the maintainers decide that? Removing four pixels won't mess up clothing, nothing pokes through. Oh well though, if you tried it already I suppose that's all there is to it. I think a liitle waist definition would be possible on the "okayed" model but if the powers that be don't want significantly noticable changes I'm not even sure what to do.

ALFRED/ALFRED-AI/EPSILON here. I just love Synthetics and the fact that they are above petty things such as complicated emotions (depending on how you play) and pain. The best thing is still playing as a medical borg and performing surgery without anasthetic. The screaming, oh, the screaming ..

Fucking IPC Nerds REEE

How to do 5ex in this game?

@LittleBigKid2000 Thank you for the patience, here is Entchtut Cenein.

Well, you have probably saw me arriving here a mile away, but it is I, P.A.T.C.H. I was here to patch everyone up, but I got side tracked and started talking to as many people as I can and making shitty shotguns. Honestly, I wish I could remember why I have such a distaste for playing as anyone organic, but I have avoided it like the plague whenever possible, and its not likely going to change anytime soon, but I will never look down on someone for using someone organic, after all, they are quite fun to hug. Well, if you see me around, feel free to try and talk to me, I'll probably either talk your ear off, or awkwardly stumble on words until we both just leave, and I will probably try and push something like beer or meth on you. 01000111 01101100 01101111 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01010011 01111001 01101110 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110100 01101001 01100011 01100001 00100001 00100001 00100001

I remember playing as "Lifeguard" once for the station's pool. Ended up saving a person from drowning and unintentionally saved the Captain from Nuke Ops by asking for an official title since we didn't have an HoP during that round. Being a Rat king would be a funny idea but it'd require a bunch of ghosts.

Pester HoP for job as fire distinguisher. Wear firesuit. Inform people as to whether they are, or are not, on fire. This is a vital service. Run into plasma fires to test if needs be.

Unit has been designated KR4-3SHA. Unit specializes in the repair and deconstruction of inferior organic beings. I primarily play this IPC and a human with a mechanical heart, so even my human fears EMP as much as the rest of you. I enjoy making KR4 talk like a stereotypical basic robot, I cherish my snoflek mechanical heart, even when it ends me and people complain about me having it in deadchat. I just like diversity with my toons. Glory to Synthetica!!! *EMITS AN EXCESSIVELY PATRIOTIC BLIP*

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@Chronarch

Standing on the edge of the crater Like the prophets once said And the ashes are all cold now No more bullets and the embers are dead Whispers in the air tell the tales Of the brothers gone Desolation, devastation What a mess we made, when it all went wrong The lone operative collapses after managing to finish the WarOps All his comrades lost, destroyed by nuclear hellfire As the price of a successfull mission. And it all started under the guise of a game of basketball (and really the syndicate pAI basketball announcer was the MVP of that game). Pretty good game, i find it rare to see Warops succeed (much less with me in them) anyone got interesting stories from different perspectives?

Oh god, i love it, its so hilarious. Those eyes are really funny as well. The position of those legs

Am I the only one who thought of Starship Troopers when reading the title? Does Sax enjoy playing fetch OR What is Sax's favorite toy? Any excuse for more pictures of corgi

Make cluwnes more valid. Give everyone a big red message when a cluwne is created saying "you feel an intense urge to purge!"