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make janitor a karma job, then everyone will want it honk

Assistants/civilians etc. should just be non-crew and not having access to station services like medbay.

Howdy. The name's Fei. You may or may not know my characters Emmett Grayson, Tariq Yon-Dale, and Phyrus Zykirk. I like to play borg sometimes, but I'm easily bored and need constant variation for me to enjoy a game. it's why I've got three characters and why I scramble to change my job preferences between every round (only to get like, atmos tech or something.) I've been playing SS13 on and off for a few years, and I just recently picked it back up. Like, a few weeks or so. That recently. I'm a long time lurker and Paradise seemed like a nice blend of RP and gameplay, so I figured I'd stick around here a lot more. I like to consider myself a pacifist by necessity. I live in the philippines and my connection is at a steady 200ms. If you see any of those three boys in a round, please be kind, even if your job is to kill me - I'd love to play out me begging for my life, bargaining, or just handing you whatever you want in exchange for a favor. Definitely not a requirement, though. It's unrealistic to ask people to do that, especially when they've been hard-wired to expect getting robusted in a split second of lapsed attention. And... That's it, really. I've enjoyed my time on the Cyberiad a lot so far, and I'm looking forward to having more fun in the future.

Hi there my name's MexiHaro, I recently joined and have been having a blast RPing with Y'all,you may have seen me ingame primarily as the Bartender under the guise of Lou Millhouse. My in game Ckey is Seth12786(I know numbers so 2002 right?) I hope i can become a well known name in the community can keep preparing those Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters for you all.

I don't know if anyone else has this issue, but it's a minor change and it's not one i'm willing to argue to the death for. Change the order of the HoS' fancy gun. Right now it's stun, kill, disable which for some reason doesnt' gel with my instincts from playing as an Officer. I feel it would be more intuitive to change it to stun, disable, kill so I don't... you know. Stun someone and then fucking MURDER THEM.

Would bolt doors for you again. 10/10

Make assistants/civilians valid.

Sooo...Remove maintenance access?

Voxtectives on the case, yaya.

I think the Code button is to write any spcripts freely. no? If it does you might just unnesseccary forced us to replace any <> [b]this should not be bold[/b] [i]because of the code button[/i]

Damn, this is really unique. Loving the work you've showcased so far. :)

Done. https://github.com/ParadiseSS13/Paradise/pull/7942

This tale focuses around the time a Brig Phys helped a Vox murderer. So there's a murderous rampaging Vox (We'll call him $Vox) on the loose, extremely dangerous, unable to be contained. Has killed a lot of sec members including the HoS as well as other command members. I've been killed twice and have very minimal equipment. So logically if you're the Brig Phys you wouldn't want to heal a mass-murderer at large right away (uncuffed, armed to the teeth) in BRIGBAY so they can't get straight back to their murderous rampage of other crew members right? Wrong! The Brig phys decided to do just that. I see $Vox casually walking out of brigbay with the Brig Phys and what does $Vox do next? Why $Vox lets out a massive EMP that knocks everyone over, kills the IPC HoS and Magistrate, and runs away of course! Standing there in pure dumbfoundment, I then stunbaton the Brig phys and cuff him for aiding and abetting a murderer on a rampage. I then start to yell at him - he tries to justify it with his "doctor morales", or something like that. $Vox comes back to the brig later on, this time with telekenetic powers and is harmbatoning another officer with their telekensis in processing. The rest of us rush $Vox and I load $Vox full of syringes from a rapid syringe gun used by another rampaging murderer earlier that shift. I think it was Cyanide. $Vox was then on the floor, stammering, asking "WHYS!?!" as they died. It was finally over. The end.

This is my first story on forum, so let's see how this goes. About a month ago, I started my shift as botanist with a couple co-workers. I introduce myself, and we get to work. Now, usually I choose to play the stoner bum botanist, but this time, i decided to be a frugal, vegetarian hippie/vegan character. Some fast forwarding, and we have blumpkins giving us mutagen, a surplus of plant matter, and gaia trays lining the walls. Now, I was very new to the amenities of Paradise botany, so I had little to no knowledge of the blumpkins and DNA modification. So being the naive little hippie botanist I was, sank my teeth into a blumpkin full of mutagen. Thankfully, the only dissability I got was red horns shooting out of my pastel head. This totally threw off my style, and I loved it. Flowers decorating satan horns just appealed so much. After some more shenanigans, (tripping balls) I decided to take a look at the biomatter constructor. Again, I didn't know a lot of what was what, but there was a lot of stored biomatter, so I was free to experiment. Rice hats, Belts, and OOH! a leather coat! So I made this coat. This... Was not what i was expecting. In my mind, i thought something like the detective's coat. No, this wasn't the detectives coat. It was Black, and long, and really good looking. I don't remember where i put the screenshot of me, but with my red devil horns and black leather trenchcoat, i looked like a total edgelord, despite my loving, hippie demeanor. Not a lot happened else, but i was just an edgy hippie, tending to my flowers. And I loved it so very much I wanted to share. Stay tuned when I potentially find the screenshot.

its this boy

Hey I've seen Tariq around a bit! Welcome!! There's usually a lot of !!FUN!! here when you aren't being space lubed and then beat to death face first on the floor

Timelock civilian to 100h of gameplay in every department.

Take three... You see kids, this is why you don't rush things, sometimes you'll work on stuff and then there will be mistakes. Heck, sometimes you'll actually spot those mistakes and fix them only to realize that "oh look, another mistake that needs to be fixed because I was in such a hurry to fix one thing that I didn't realize another thing was also..not good." @MarsMond I'm sorry for pinging you so much, this will be the last time. Snout - Fixed enough. Tail - Fixed. Eyes - More cat like (two damn pixels). Gold/Yellow seams at the bottom of the shirt - Fixed.

WELP, LOOK WHO WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. I'll have it fixed.

FEED ME MOAR OF THIS, DADDY or... MOMMY! DON'T CARE!

It was changed because people would accidentally be typing and get proc'd into xenobio mobs all the time. A better change would be to just make it not respond to keyboard feedback at all.

Hello to all! In game, several of you may know me as Skakreshss Shesikor, the paperwork lizard, or "that damn Unathi HoP with the paperwork". I believe that to some extent, paperwork in game can lead to a higher RP in it's on way. Let's hope we can improve the paperwork in game! In the club, it is expected to maintain one's behavior cordial and polite. Thank you for your time!

Now that could be a fun clown gimmick. Kick me signs!

Alright. I have this one from the recent event. It's a brief story in a long story. So I was playing as Detective like usual Sec time. There was this clown who got caught and arrested immediately right after he set his foot upon the brig with a 9mm handgun. At first many agreed that it is a common traitor round and the clown is confirmed EoC but something was smelling too fishy. I asked the HoS to inspect the pistol for print and it was found out that the fingerprint does not belong to the clown but rather a gateway explorer. After a few moment I found the gateway explorer and asked him to come over the brig for interrogation. And after long interrogation it came clear the gun was found in maintenance (good item spawn chance by the way) by the gateway explorer who then got slip by the clown's PDA and let the clown snatch the gun away. The pistol seemed real and too promising because the clip is loaded full bullets rather than one bullet only like broken clip. So we hardly believe it was a maintenance loot and HoS was very heated to determine on permaing the clown while the rest of officers are still in questions. The brig was messy as well with at least others 2 people still in the processing with no one taking care off. And that's when a poor officer asked the HoS one more time with one obvious question. "Is the gun real?" ... ...So. What did the HoS do? He shot that officer. Twice if I remember. Right there point blanked in the perma hallway with the clown still cuffed behind and held by him. At first I thought I was an unfortunate misfire. Until I heard what HoS responded. "There. It's real for you?" I asked him why did he shot the officer, he responded. "I was showing him if it's real." Yup. It was one hundred percent intentional from that Hossie. What an actual fuck. The officer, knocked out from pain or stun and bleeding. I drag him into the Brig Phys's and have him heal back slowly in the sleeper. Staring from over 35 brute damages or so. But guess what. It was Nuke Ops round all along. Duh. Nukies rushed into the station with their pod, slammed into the bridge. I couldn't be more stressful and wasted on that case. So I asked the warden for a shotgun ready to rush myself into the nukies rampage. Before I left the brig, I told the officer via comm "If you want you can shoot the HoS later after you shoot the nukies." The end of the round is simple enough. We all died. End. Rip in rip.

Let's just say security was busy.

I really enjoyed the mental image of this.

New Cops round. War was declared. No gamma armoury, and Code Red ERT only called to help mop up. The MVP? Mulebot. 2 kills.

That maniacal robot filled my office with vending machines!