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How to properly toast a blueshield after a good shift. Got bored after an NT rep round, so I painted Shesi onto the floor. Making the best out of playing barber Just hanging around.

I'd kill vulps.

I've rolled vampire a decent amount in the past few days, so take this with my entire shaker of salt: Currently, there is no downside to force-feeding every single person who comes through processing an entire flask of holywater if anyone so much as mentions vampires on coms. They don't even have to use powers, or be suspected in any way for security/chaplain to say "Well make them chug anyway" Suggestion: Make holy water toxic. Enough so that force-feeding a chug that would kill a vampire actually kills normal people as well. (The only difference is they don't burst into flames.) If you want a test for a vampire, you have to be careful. A dropper or syringe, and that's it. Bonuses: Chaplain is discouraged from being an idiot with holy water, because it's dangerous. Additionally, antag chaplain has a way to produce a toxin to use on people. It would hopefully cut down on illegal executions as well. Other notes: This doesn't actually help vampires a whole lot, because the testing will still occur - but at least there will be some reason not to metagame and just forcefeed everyone who gets arrested an entire flask.

Yea I retract my statement. No OP wheelchairs haha. Good point Rumiluntti.

Well, I have a lot of characters I could have woken up as, but if it's my more played Character then I guess it'd be Zeke Varloss. It would probably start off with a lot of confusion because I'm now some gay fish alien man. And then head to the bar, if I can do my characters skills then I can make up a fuck tone of drinks. :3c

YESSSSSS. I remember seeing a security guard being roleplayed as an old lady in a wheelchair with grey hair and near sighted vision (Was wearing eye glasses) that was my biggest laugh ever in SS13.

Kinda lacking information how well you did become your character. Do you just wake up in the other body, or do you also get their extended knowledge and/or capabilities? For example, if your character is a surgeon, and is expected to operate, do you even know how to do the steps for a heart surgery? And would you get the stomach to do so, as just because you know how to do something, doesn't mean you are capable of doing so. What i would do long term, so basically the decision whether to get cloned or wake up on "normal" earth again would depend on which of my character i would wake up as, and the knowledge and capabilities i would have. Short term, would try not to act suspicious too much, who knows what bluespace phenomenon did cause this, and who would want to research that with uncomfortable means. Otherwise, trying out the body, would probably wake up as a catbeast, retractable claws, tail, turnable ears, different senses overall, two new languages with gal common and Siik'tajr, would be quite interesting. Also, would admin powers be transferred?

Playing security almost all the time with the occasional civilian/assistant I see holy water being used heavily. Like a hella lot of holy water. Honestly I don't see how we would be able to stand a chance against cultists if holy water was severely nerfed or made so it harms everyone. Also yes there is a downside because unlike cult rounds there is a risk of feeding a vampire holy water and it requires fire extinguishers and burn kits. If you manage to kill the vampire with holy water you could be charged with manslaughter or murder (Depending on who the heads are some dgaf since they are EoC) but I've seen someone get charged with battery for breaking a bottle of holy water over a vampire.

Harmbaton people to death as there would be no admins to interfere in RL SS13.

Considering with cultists rounds it's either no one wins (Cultists don't summon there god because shuttle is called early) or cultists completely win, on vampire rounds it's usually a stalemate some sec guards die some vamps die the difference is the number dead on either side. So yea there is no balance needed for holy water.

This story is centered around my Kidan named Clicks Robensin, the shaft miner. At the start of the shift he grabbed his usual mining gear: an automatic ore scanner, a shovel, crusher, hardsuit, and ore box. The station's standard meson scanners don't fit on kidans, so Clicks has to rely solely on the mining scanner to find ore. He sets out, crusher in hand to begin stripping the asteroid of its precious metals. Mining is mining as always, digging into dark tunnels, dragging a huge ore box around, beating wildlife to death with a hammer. The most you need to know about the hour spent mining is that Clicks was able to fully armor his hardsuit as well as stock up on three stabilized hive lord cores. He also got a APLU Firefighting Ripley (Dont ask me why robotics gave cargo a firefighting ripley) to help speed up mining. About an hour an twenty minutes into the shift Clicks is dropping off a load of ore, about to go on break to see if the chef had actually cooked anything. The station was mostly peaceful as he lumbered down the halls in his mech, robotics having said they had some better equipment available. Thats about when the AI alerted the crew to a sighted xenomorph. Shortly after comms cut out, leaving most the crew scrambling to figure out what was going on. Clicks made his way quickly from the chef's serving table to robotics, parking his mech on a charger. The roboticist was under a lot of stress, his coworker had just tried to murder an IPC he was fixing. After the man got arrested Clicks made his way into robotics proper, taking note of the various IPC's with notable amounts of damage. Clicks of course offered to help the roboticist, seeing as he was literally ankle deep in damaged IPC's. Comms were still offline, the situation with the xenos mostly a mystery as Clicks and the roboticist worked to repair the damaged IPC's. Most of the IPCs were repaired and sent on their way when the screaming started. Glass shattered and a xenomorph burst into robotics, slamming a face hugger on the roboticist and attempting to toss one at Clicks. It bounced harmlessly off him, his hardsuit protecting him from the dangerous parasite. The xeno was fast though, getting away before Clicks could attack back. The roboticist lay there stunned as the alien parasite tried to do its best to infect him, though luckily the roboticist was an IPC himself. Clicks quickly pulled the abhorrent thing from the roboticist face, slamming a foot down to squish it. With a mighty roar a geneticist burst through the wall screaming something unintelligible before tossing down two syrings labeled 'hulk'. Knowing what he was about to face Clicks took one, his muscles swelling as strength filled his body. He quickly strapped on an armor module and a industrial plasma cutter to his mech, intent on using it as long as he could. The controls lit up as he climbed inside the chasis of the mech, the screams of scientist sounding distant from inside the armored mech. Xenomorphs had overran R&D, the scientist quickly dragged to the ground with parasites latching to their faces. Raising the plasma cutter Clicks charged in, the xenos quickly swarming the mech as he tried to fend them off. The mech quickly crumbled howerver and Clicks was ejected out of it as the mech let lose a final spark. Pulling out his crusher he let out a feral scream, charging into the xenos who had dared to attack him. Bashing, crushing, he swung his crusher at the xenos, some of his colleges recovering from the violation of the parasites. Their chest writhed with the alien embryo's latched within them and some collapsed almost immediately after recovering, their eyes rolling into their heads as they lay twitching on the cold tiled floor. The xeno queen jumped Clicks from behind, knocking his crusher away as acid splattered against his helmet. Disarmed and covered in blood Clicks looked around at his dying crewmates, a red haze filling his vision as he activated the hive lord core implanted inside him. With a bellowing scream of rage he kicked out at the xeno queen, her body flying through the air as it smacked the wall with a heavy thud. Clicks descended on the stunned abomination to life, the front of his body covered in green blood. Another xeno came flying through the air, attempting to save its queen by tackling Clicks. He simply grabbing the xeno and threw it down beside its queen, alternating in pummeling them both to a fine green mist. The xenos let out a guttural screech as blood spilled from their mouths, going limp as Clicks gave a final kick. By now his fellow crew members were far to gone, their chest writhing before with a shower of gore they torn apart. The bloody larvae looked around blearily before seeing what remained of the queen, letting out terrified squeaks as Clicks turned his attention to them. The one unlucky enough to be near Clicks was quickly greeted with a boot, its little body flying before hitting a window. With a quick stomp its body turned to liquid, the other larvae quickly vacating the room while Clicks attention was distracted. The death of their queen and the slaughter of their young did not go unnoticed and soon xenomorphs were swarming Clicks once more. He ran at them, smashing through a window as he lunged out at the first one he could grab. He slammed its head against the steal wall of the ship, then again as he rammed his fist into its jaw. Turning from the stunned creature he charged another xeno, quickly bringing it down and beating it to a pulp. His headset buzzed a little as an alert about the emergency shuttle about to leave droned out. He paid this no head, he wasn't going to run. He was going to rip and tear every last xenomorph on the station, green blood dripping from his hardsuit as he released the pulped remains of his latest prey. Sadly the round ended before Clicks could fulfill his mission, though deadchat and OOC alike praised him. Even the new alien queen said he was a legend. I actually have a copy of the action log for me personally (not an admin combat log, they said they couldnt give those out). It picks up from when Clicks was just hopping in his mech to engage the xenomorphs. Enjoy~ https://drive.google.com/open?id=1gB-5jzTmJOpZgwfhlCwmdafPWwBGrN6jOko-rEVZBt8

Maybe make holy water have a negative affect when drank by someone who isn't a cultist/vampire/chaplain drink it. It doesnt make much sense lore wise but sometimes you gotta look at things from a game balance perspective.

Drew a pretty beach for the background of the recorded audio of the Community Meeting that happened on the 26. You can listen to it here!

Don't think it makes sense for anyone who is not evil to be harmed by holy water.

Ooo goobina!

Dramatic drawing time

First time as warden. We've got reports of santa and a maintenance chicken. A maint hobo is addicted to meth and screaming about his daughter. Nanotrasen wants santa alive. I'm trying to sort out paperwork. Despite a blob spawning in maintenance, leaving a huge gaping hole in the wall of processing, the round goes relatively smoothly. The most entertaining moment was when the hobo fucking passed through a wall in prison to the absolute bewilderment of both me and an officer. We're about 20 minutes to round end, I'm walking to and from the armory sorting things out. "Prrrison," Rikeechcreshthaa Kaytam growled over the radio. "Micheal Smith has a syndicate headset." Oh boy. The following is a dramatization. Spelling and grammar were corrected, and separate "say" instances were combined for the sake of clarity.