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Janitors who leave the floors wet. Just use space cleaner instead. Blood trails aren't annoying. Having to slow down, or slip, is annoying. Janitors shouldn't be annoying. Their job (cleaning the floors) generally isn't as important as other peoples' freedom of movement. Exceptions: cult rounds, blood-transmission viruses, etc. Clowns. Their pranks are rarely amusing. Most of the time, they're a waste of space at best. Many of them seem to treat the job as little more than a license to be annoying and mess with people. That isn't what Clowns should be. A clown should strive to entertain everyone else, not just themselves. Player-controlled pets who steal items, and otherwise act in implausible ways. Bonus points if someone kills them for it, and they ahelp afterwards. Doctors who don't know how to treat injuries. If you're new and need to practice, that's fine. Use a monkey. Or a civilian. Don't be the person who keeps the HoS under for 20 minutes while you figure out he needed mutadone. By that time, security has likely fallen to pieces. Mimes who break into everything. Fair enough if you're an antag, but just for once I would like to actually see a mime that mimes things. People treat it as a license to greytide, which it shouldn't be. Civilians who run into maint as soon as shadowlings are called out, in order to get thralled. Captains who don't know how to do their job. E.g. run around wearing their space suit on green. Characters who are IC-racist towards other species. Why would such a person even take a job on a station as diverse as the Cyberiad? HOPs and QMs who make you fill out forms for harmless, trivial things. Do you enjoy wasting other peoples' time? That's the only explanation I can think of for this. Security officers who run around with tasers out, especially on green. Inevitably, they encounter a clown, and lose their weapon. Wardens who insist on riding around the station on the secway. AIs who bolt upload without a good reason. Botanists who distribute bananas / banana peels. Bartenders who don't man the bar, but then scream bloody murder if you hop back there to make your own drink because they are too lazy to. Anyone who says 'Captain' to the Captain in the hallway. If it was important, you'd have PDA'ed them earlier. "Captain!" requests are usually not something that requires the Captain's attention. Usually, they're just bugging the Captain because the Captain is there, and they can't be bothered to take it to the proper person. Cultists who get caught 5 minutes into the round, thus ruining stealth for the rest of the cult, before they've converted anyone. Wizards who try to act friendly. You're a wizard, dammit. HOPs who go unresponsive 10 minutes into the shift. Brig Physicians who act like sec officers with medical access. Chaplains who act like a cross between a sec officer and Van Helsing, monster hunter. Robotocists who make unauthorized AIs. Xenobiologists who let their monsters roam free with no authorization or even warning. Medical Chemists who don't stock the fridge.

(Human) Zeke Varloss and (Skrell) Jonah Bright? Side profiles of a few of my characters... kinda looks like they could be some sort of band...

OH boy here we fucking go; Medical CMOs who cannot perform basic chemistry (don't know how to make perflu, mannitol, mutadone charcoal, cryox, synth or SR) and refuse to even try when there's nothing in the fridge CMOs who don't understand even the basics of their department (don't know what a clean SE is, don't know how to make vaccines, can't do chemistry or surgery) Any medical staff who don't understand what the basic healing chems do and their OD thresholds/if they have one (Bonus points if you're screaming at me for "overdosing" patients in sleepers on styptic) Prioritizing broken bones over Internal Bleeding Cloning people with low blood who are defibbable if you just put a little more into them Cloning people who are defibbable and only have minor injuries or easily fixed ones (bonus points if they died to 150 burn damage + suffocation) Cloning people with no attempts to repair the damage or acknowledgement that SR is a thing Gibbing people with SR because they don't know how it works/check the damage CMOs who threaten to demote you because you didn't make charcoal even though the fridge has 60 pentetic pills Medical staff who think because it can't be fixed in five seconds it isn't fixable and morgue people that can be repaired/transplanted/whatever Medical staff morguing ANYONE who isn't willingly refusing to return to their corpse/DNR Surgeons ignoring the person dying of internal bleeding in three places to fix their metabuddy with a fractured hand Surgeons leaving the operating rooms a disgusting mess covered in blood and vomit Surgeons hogging tools, bonus points if they keep them in their bag and get pissy when you tell them to put 'em back Surgeons that don't actually know basic surgery (just be a nurse dude) Coroners that don't tag morgue trays Coroners that refuse to do autopsies on murder victims Coroners that immediately steal corpses that haven't been cloned or defibbed yet Coroners that refuse to man cloning and then complain they have nothing to do Coroners that loot bodies Coroners that go SSD ten minutes into the shift because nobody's died yet Coroners in general Doctors dragging patients away from me Doctors dragging away people I'm trying to defib Doctors that let people die of blood loss in the cryotubes Chemists that take 50 minutes to make a single bottle of cryox or 3 mannitol pills Chemists that don't make anything for twenty minutes Chemists that make 10u SR pills Chemists that make patches under 5u Chemists that make addictive chemicals in pill form (IE, perfludecaulin, Teperone (lol who am I kidding nobody makes this), ephiniprine) Chemists who make numerous different units of the same chemical, bonus points if they're too small to be useful (3u styptic patches...) Chemists that remove the units amount from chems Chemists that rename the chems Chemists that make pyrotechnics and poisons for fun instead of medicines Chemists that blow up chemistry for shits and giggles Chemists that spam potassium + water Chemists that hand out space lube indiscriminately Chemists that immediately hog the syringe guns "just in case" Security Officers arresting people and leaving them in processing unattended Officers leaving people with no notes in processing Officers wordlessly permaing people for stuff that turns out to not even be permable Officers labelling people as EoC for toys/stickers More to come as I encounter/think of them

That doesn't bother me so much if they scream and RP it well :-P

The tiny things. The petty things. The things you can't ahelp but annoy you and probably only you. Those kinds of things. My pet peeve is pseudo-japanese or anime reference names. I remember seeing an assistant named Bernkastel a while back, complete with purple hair. Something about the reference irked me, but Umineko is pretty niche unless you're like... Into gorey visual novels. On another server I saw a dude with a name that read like someone's first attempt at an anime OC.

A few of my pet peeves are: 1. People who write their name instead of using the [sign] tag on paperwork in the signature field. 2. Not allowing the Chaplain to perform a proper burial after the corpse has been examined by the Coroner. 3. Using welder bombs as a practical solution to deal with blobs.

wait, I got more *When all of medical decides that they must work on the same patient as you *Everyone piling up in the OR you're working in *Surgeons claiming Operating Rooms *Chemists who don't make healing chems, work in science if you want to make other things golly gee *CMOs coming into Chemistry and making chems, even though you're a working chemist. what an ass hole *botanist coming to the chemistry window wanted a bag full of buckets to be filled with Unstable mutagen. *come to think of it botany in general *Being a detective and getting told to scan and area that's been bombed. dont know what you're expecting *Being told to scan a hole in a wall. *Lack of communication in security comms *Being a bartender working behind the counter and people decide to climb over. this is why you get shot

Horrible colours and/or colour combos on people's charaters that are either and eye sore or just a bad choice in general. Someone needs a lession on colour theory.

Man I hate the "DEUS VULT!" type chaplains. Even on normal rounds. Something about their air of validity makes my skin crawl.

Traitors release Lady Tesla, who then helps swarmers get their hijack greentext Shuttle redirected to syndicate base

"I'm a tough guy, I can handle it!" (Mash *scream hotkey through the entire surgery) "Whew, that wasn't so bad!"

Any kind of pictures? Here's one from one of my favourite artist

Drew a pretty beach for the background of the recorded audio of the Community Meeting that happened on the 26. You can listen to it here!

Dramatic drawing time