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Name: Vincent Piper Young Age: 24 Gender: Male Race: Human Blood Type: 0- General Occupational Role(s): Security Biography: Born on Jargon 4 Vince's a pink pompadour spouting security officer for Nanotrasen. Before Vince's first days on the Cyberiad he was an officer on the NSV Icarus, NSS Redemption, NDS Inferno, and even manned an entrance to the NDV Brutus. Currently housed in the Epsilon Eridani system. Married Riley Young at a Space Denny's because Space IHOP was closed. Commissioned to construct a new space station in 2561 and retired shortly after (Oracle station building project cancelled but still being worked on OOCly) Worked a year for Centcomm watching over NSS New Harbour. (Oracle) Qualifications: Has manned multiple Nanotrasen bases as an officer. Knowns minimalistic engineering work and pod maintenance Employment Records: Engineer, Officer, Mechanic, Security Pod Pilot, Officer. Mining/Bounty Hunting. Security Records: Mutiny against incompetent security officials, resulted in promotional offers. Medical Records: Use to have mechanical eyes, replaced them with spare human eyes. Personnel Photo (Appearance text): Pink Pompadour Black jeans, red undershirt. Security beret 5'11 Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: ONLY PAYS FOR QUALITY HAIR DYE Favorite Food: Tau Ceti salad with Jargon 4 island dressing

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Name: Willow Walker Age: 28 Gender: Male Race: Human Blood Type: O- General Occupational Role(s): Civilian, Chemist, Scientist Biography: Willow Walker was born to parents Rebecca and Marlon Walker, Nanotrasen Security Officers. After losing his parents in an accident, Willow went to live with his uncle and aunt, Ted and Reilly Walker, in Catharina, Luna; they became Willow’s surrogate parents and raised him as if he were their own son. Over the next nine years, Willow grew to be extremely bright in science and became a high honors student at Archimedes High School, following in the footsteps of his favorite arachnid-themed superhero, the Arachno-Man. While attending a public exhibition demonstrating the safe handling of nuclear laboratory waste materials, sponsored by Biotech Solutions, the 15-year-old Willow Walker was bitten on the hand by a spider that had been irradiated by a particle accelerator used in the demonstration. After a near-fatal allergic reaction to the bite, Willow doubled down on his studies in an effort to find a way to imbue himself with the powers of spiders in order to become the hero that the Moon needs. Further down the line, Willow was accepted into the Lunar Academy of Medicine and pursued a Master's degree in biophysics and a doctorate in biochemistry. Following the death of his aunt and uncle, Willow sought employment at Nanotrasen, signing on as a Scientist. Qualifications: Master's degree in biophysics, Lunar Academy of Medicine Doctorate in biochemistry Employment Records: Photographer at The Daily Trumpet, Intern at Horizon Technology Labs, Scientist aboard the NSS Cyberiad (Current) Security Records: It has been confirmed that Willow Walker is the alter-ego of the vigilante known as Arachno-Man. He has a proven track record with numerous sightings and arrests made on Luna. Very few photos of the Arachno-Man can be found with only a few security clippings from the NSS Cyberiads surviving collection. In the sample below, Arachno-Man is seen rescuing the Chaplain from an attempted prison break. Using unknown technology, Arachno-Man manages to restrain the prisoners in time for Security Officers to collect them. Arachno-Man had long left the scene. Attempts to study the synthetic webbing have proved fruitless as it dissolves after 2 hours. Following this incident, Willow Walker must be searched and their "webshooters" confiscated before being allowed to enter the station. It may prove to be a risk to the station if it falls into less savory hands (Read: Clown Riot of 2260). Medical Records: Willow has slightly radioactive bodily fluids due to an accident as a child. Although it isn't enough to prove fatal, it may warrant monitoring for any unusual activity. Personnel Photo: Willow stands at 5'11" and appears to be fairly active. His hair is dark and his eyes are brown. A large tattoo of a spider adorns his back. Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes:

OK, it's nearly midnight and I could be doing any number of more productive things or getting rest. But after three years of spessman, that's not what's gonna happen First up, when @alexpkeaton forgets the law has changed

Qualifications: Expert Knowledge in the Art of Victory Showers. It is an art. Right?

I'm a wonderful person.

@Shadeykins I understand how it currently operates and that the wiki has been designed to reflect how it currently operates. I am saying that, in my opinion, the current setup doesn't work and needs to be changed. I made my points and I stand by them - it makes more sense if IA was under the Rep instead of the magistrate. The NT Rep is most apt to respond to SoP issues, not the magistrate. The NT Rep's commission is more in line with what IA does. Yes, they have different areas of focus, but that distinction is not incongruent. It is big picture vs. nitty gritty. I think IA's get on their high horse often because there is no one who cares to manage them. Magistrates don't give a shit about IA, often. So they go rogue. If they actually reported to someone and that someone had the time to care, maybe IA's wouldn't often spiral into a major headache for security.

For the record, I have no problem if the alt titles are removed from IA. The one change I would like to see that I think would better accomplish the intended goal here would be a reorg of IA to be under the NT Rep. Move IA to the Blueshield's office. Move Blueshield to Magistrate and Magistrate to the larger IA digs, having a space both for office and for brief hearings. If IA is under the NT Rep and, probably more importantly, physically located as far from security as offices can get, it can help quash the idea that IA are supposed to tangle with security all the time. I know there is resistance to a reorg of IA, but I really think it just makes more sense to have IA under the Rep. The magistrate is already busy as hell typically while the Rep twiddles his thumbs on the bridge more often than not. As IA, I have gone to the magistrate with other station concerns, even about command officers, and the magistrate never cared about them - only if it involved security. This, by the way, is part of the problem. If your boss is the high-and-mighty spess law czar, you can often have a bunch of mini-magistrates running around with all of the talk and none of the authority. Give IA to the NT Rep, and your boss is suddenly someone that has exactly zero authority and power save what he is granted by CC and command in certain circumstances. This proposed change also satisfies the thought that the NT Rep needs something to do.

Mh... that reminds me of this...

For me it's organics saying they don't need anaesthetics during surgery (but maybe we just have different standards in RP)