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The current things that are causing my blood pressure to rise, rant initiated: - The same people looting the gateway every round denying the rest of us the chance to have a go at learning it, looking at you cardboard boxing WW'ers. - The omnipresence of meme chars that dchat/ooc likes to fawn over, the players themselves aren't even that bad and are usually quite decent well thought out individuals but the cringey ego rubbing bothers me. - The people who play comdomand roles just to fool around with their not!metabuddies and don't do their damn jobs, looking at you RD's who fail to oversee their manchildren/CMOs and CEs who ignore their departments and fuck off to the bridge all round, NT reps/magistrates are especially bad for this somehow and they don't even have any real responsibilities. - The current prevalence of round start backup clone scanning by everyone, this would be understandable if it were say the captain doing it or perhaps someone who might expect to find themselves dead in the near future like say an engineering team setting up a SM engine or a miner who is a bit self doubting of their goliath kiting abilities. Not the botanist and his not!metabuddy the roboticist. Give the damn antags a chance you dishonoirbru bastards. - The nasty habit most QM/HoPs have of making you jump through every possible hoop to slow you down that they possibly can just because they can. Yes asking for a stamp/signature is reasonable if I want a transfer to somewhere "high risk" like virology/sec or want to order a crate of guns, but when it's for some joke position like cadet or intern or I'm after some janitorial supplies it's just redundant and all you are doing by making me get a stamp is wasting everyone's time. - The cunts who give the rest of us a bad name and play civilian just to grief and get away with borderline shit, even better when it's a veteran doing it who should know better, who've discovered the joys of the grey for the first time after months of being too scared to leave medbay, bonus points if they're a vox/slime/plasmaperson as they tend to go even further. - People who roll for clown/chef/unique role, get it, don't get antag and immediately cyro/kill themselves, at least make some shitty food/tell some bad jokes before spacing yourself damnit. - On a similar note, the people who immediately cyro when it's revealed to be a conversion antag round, the excuses in dchat are usually something along the lines of "well I hate this gamemode" when what I suspect they mean is "I don't wanna leave my aarpee hugbox and have to actually do antag shit", cowards. - The players who unironically have all antag roles set to no, always play sec, and honestly believe that people who roll for antag are bad people and must be punished. - Neon vulps and neon everything, in fact make that anything that sceams "i iz uniquee and iz superior" in general, specifically elitist IPCs who straight up refuse to interact with filthy meatbags despite working in medbay or the oh so "clever" fuckers who take some pop culture name and fuck about with the vowels to make it oriqunal, or the worst, the lazy ones who throw together some "cuteeee" N.O.T.A.N.A.C.T.U.A.L.A.C.R.O.N.Y.M. together and can't even be bothered to make up some meaning behind it and then expect to be taken seriously, whilst having robotic cat ears. - Slimes/plasmapeople with names like squelchy/memedrogen, you are not one of snow white's dwarves. - The "no, you are wrong" approach people have towards incompetence, the honest to god I have no idea what I'm doing kind of "bringing a fuel tank to a blob/tasing a xenomorph" incompetence, they will not learn if you do not teach them and calling them a fucking idiot and bullying them is not teaching. - Being arrested and not interrogated/talked to at all, I mean yeah I have an emag in my pocket and was half way through stabbing the HoP's face off when you caught me but come on at least grill me a little for info before dumping me in perma and forgetting I exist, meant to be an RP game right? Where's muh interaction? - The absolute zero tolerance by command towards gimmicks, I cannot count the number of times I have been straight up told to fuck off when I bring up things like creating a no additional access civilian militia to help sec fight shadowlings/try to setup a feudal hierarchy (more than once for that one)/run a maint mafia doing harmless mafia things, then people complain about rounds being boring. - Certain AI players who play to win and then some, you know the ones who always "LAHWS UPDAYTED" to let the crew know about that "do not state" chicken law you just gave it? How about the ones who use macros to check camera lists and immediately dispatch sec whenever one goes down? No fun allowed incarnate.

Do they decide that they are now the real Slith and all other Sliths must bend the knee?!! *Hiss!!!

I would just suggest getting less attached to your character, they might die or get transformed. Welcome to the game. It's a great way to meld into the crowd when you're not the only "Tider McGrey" with the wrong ID on you. Makes people bother you less in general when you are wearing a wrong ID

(NOTE: .gifv files don't seem to work with the "insert other media" function, but if you remove the v most image hosting sites will show just the .gif version) Is best thread for pictures, gifs, and videos of voxxy doing voxxy things yaya. Singing and snacks! Wetskrell.nt is have lewds for every race! Start of shift and is getting outfit together!

Hello, I am the one know as Shazbot, but also Shazbot194, or probably more famously by P.A.T.C.H. I am here to show you my new art. It took me quite a long time to find this style. I am not taking requests, but I am taking suggestions if you are burning to have me draw your snowflake. P.A.T.C.H. getting her ID picture taken. L.A.D.Y. and R.Os.E. on a late night date. Aurora's birthday FuF and Peppy at a bar Kaizen and Emily-5's movie night

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Explains itself, ERT member claimed he is Honksquad, Kept dabbing and left himself logged on the command console, MY Console, and I Captain Ikamura, made sure he was heavily punished

Five is my number. Not yours. You can't have it.

For me, a lot of the fun (moreso with mindswap tbh) is proving who the real one is, or trying to convince people who you really are, especially without ID. It allows for some amazing RP moments.

I think it's actually a good chance to define your character and all that - how would they react to being transformed, how do they act to distinguish themselves, etc? Do they care about their physical appearance, do they hate being transformed into someone they dislike, etc.

henlo XD

Things that sometimes bug me - a particular slime guy that requests gateway access EVERY ROUND - XenoBio NOT farming yellow slimes ASAP - RnD RESEARCHING THINGS THAT ARE WAY ABOVE THE CURRENT LEVELS - robotics not making extra bores when idle things that always bug me - "mag boots, experimental welder, and a fanny pack of holding please" - 12:28

A totally legal and safe attempt at creating xenos on the asteroid for fun science related purposes that totally didn't result in them escaping and nearly infesting the station.

I guess you could say this thread really transformed. I will stand by my statement that I'll agree with a nerf of the sting. A cooldown, at least. Having most of the station and/or security force suddenly turn into either the same guy or a species that cripples them greatly is less a "defense mechanism" and more along the lines of "releasing the engine" levels of antagory.

Voxtectives on the case, yaya.

One shift, I was I.D.E., the CE, getting drunk in my office. Somehow, atmosia got filled with plasma and N2O. I went in there and sparked, lighting the entire place on fire.

My go-to story whenever I'm telling someone about SS13 who hasn't experienced it for themselves yet is this one. This was back when I still played Maxwell Edison and he was still Tajaran. I was the Detective and it was early in the shift so of course I was hanging out in the bar. Thanks to Nat Adams I wound up with pink fur/hair and of course Nat hits me with a gender-swap UI from genetics. So pink female Maxwell, drunk off her ass, wanders back to the brig. My in-game speech was alternating between normal and slurred which for Detectives (who start with the sober gene) means you have gone way overboard. I get back to the brig and find the HoS and Warden waiting. I slur a greeting and one of them says, "Detective Edison, are you drunk?" I reply, "No," and immediately pass out. I mean it was so perfectly timed that I couldn't have made it happen if I was trying.

Only a comdom would arrange such an event :^) and it was super fun to learn the cult were just sneaking around, I didn't know they actually took part in the game to get their objective, that was really neat Ikr. What shitbird clown would organise that. (rematch soon?)

This one happened recently, which is probably my favourite moment in SS13 for quite some time. I get traitor as Plasmaman Civilian, have a couple objectives that frankly I forgot about... because I was having too much fun with my own imposed objective of helping as many traitors as I could by spreading chaos without murder. Round starts, I ahelp to get permission to bomb Engineering - BEFORE the Engine gets setup - and in a location that won't damage any of the 4 SMES - JUST.... While the bomb is ticking, I go and get myself assigned to Engineering - "I'll help fix Engineering! Fucking traitors!"... As I'm helping patch the damage, the Chief Engineer transfers aboard the station, and I do what I assumed would be an amusing trick to play on the CE... I had a pair of 'insulated gloves' that didn't feel like rubber... but weren't obviously budget gloves.... I swap out the Chief Engineers gloves for the fake gloves.... and carry on my merry way. CE arrives in Engineering, I give him a sit-rep, most of the damage is now fixed. CE begins doing double checks over engineering before starting the engine. I then spend the next 15 minutes cutting and re-routing wires and cables all over the station so that large sections of the station weren't powered. Engine goes up. Loads of complaints that they still don't have power. I think the CE catches me, but I thankfully accidentally placed wire rather than pick it up, right as he shows up, and it looks like I'm fixing the sabotage. This continues for a while longer. Then the angriest message over comms about the CE wanting to kill the tratior that swapped out his gloves for fake ones comes over the radio, as he has just shocked himself on a door... Unable to control myself, I ahelp "Sorry, I have to tell someone.... I swapped the CE's gloves for fake ones, and he got shocked and is super pissed". And I get the immediate response from Necaladun "I hate you so much but that was amazing"... Yep, I just bragged about my prank to the Head of Staff who I played it on without knowing. Anyway, I don't end up green texting, but loads of my fellow traitors do, and we end up having to call the shuttle after 45 minutes because nobody can find all my cable sabotage... and it remains a super memorable round for me, for ignoring greentext and just trying to make an interesting round.

Only a comdom would arrange such an event :^) and it was super fun to learn the cult were just sneaking around, I didn't know they actually took part in the game to get their objective, that was really neat

I've got one, but this was on LLJK #2 Roundstart, and I'm a changeling chef. My only objective is to absorb 10 people by the shift's end, so I decide to make a ton of poisonous and fattening foods to feed my victims. What happened was absolute hilarity. I'm making deep-fried burgers of doom, along with shots of Bo Jack to knock people over and get them horribly intoxicated. I'd say something like, "Oh you skinny boy, you need to eat! Mangia, Mangia!" Sometimes they'd go along with it, and we'd both shove tons of food down their gullet until they collapsed on the floor. One assistant I was feeding when a radiation storm hit. Rather than go inside maintenance, he insisted he stay outside to gorge himself on fancy beer and food. Whoever that assistant was, god bless man. This goes on for awhile, and no one suspects a thing. I strip people in the meat locker, then gib their bodies to make more burgers to feed to people. Eventually, some guy comes in and sees like, 6 different IDs and backpacks strewn across the meat locker floor. This is how that encounter went down. "Oh no, you know where my meat comes from." I close the door behind him. "You can never leave here alive." Acid spit, followed up with a rolling pin to the head, and he's on the floor. He tries to crawl for the knife, but I knock him down before he can get a blow off. I eat him up, throw the body in the gibber, and make some hotdogs. I continue my stealthy but ravenous murdering spree, while the other changelings go loud and are eventually gunned down by the crew. By the end of the shift, I've absorbed 11 different people. To celebrate, I went full-on shambler on the escape shuttle, while the entire crew watched dumbfounded that the innocent chef was a changeling.

My one has to be a stealtcult round, most of the crew were playing a station-wide game of laser tag including all of security + command and that alone was amazing, so the cult objectives were to sacrifice the detective and summon Nar'sie, what we did was down the detective with laser tag guns, stunpaper, then sacrifice in maintenance below the paramedic's office, then we head off to summon Nar'sie while the game of laser tag is still going on, we all gather and summon, at that moment all of security and command just stand still for a few seconds, drop laser tag guns and run for it while they probably thought back to the clown's first question before the laser tag game, "What team is Nar'sie on?"

I was a detective, this one dude came up to me and asked if i could show him what kind of job detective was, he tagged along to some minor crime scenes and asked things about detective work and such, almost at the end of the shift he wants to practise cuffing me, he does, turns out he was a changeling *cue absorbing*

Simple story. I was playing K.A.N.G, doing my rounds as a scientist. I'd basically maxxed out research, so I had a bag of holding on me. Out of nowhere, as I really hadnt been paying attention to the radio NAR-SIE HAS RISEN I go over to R&D, grabbing a bag of holding from the protolathe before running towards Nar-Nar, letting loose the power of the singulo upon the beast, hoping to slow it down. The singulo ate nar-sie. i spent the rest of the round confused in deadchat.

whoa there, keep politics out of general please

when you are killing the captain for his authentication disk but a antaghunter comes and shoots you once, knocking you down and ruining your antag round. bonus points if you hit them 5 times with an esword. (high salt)