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* Vox players acting like they have a license to just take everything off/from everyone they want, because shiny. * Vox players talking like normal humans. * Slimepeople borderline ERP'ing with *squish and emotes/stories to go with it. * HoP's refusing to do their paperwork properly if necessary in certain situations. * Roboticists refusing to borg people even if you're an IPC, or the HoP is dead / can't stamp it, etc. * HoP's who want the RD's signature/stamp on a cyborgification contract. * Cyborgification contract * Officers who don't even listen to you in processing * Warden not knowing their space law * AI's with a personality: You're an AI unit, you aren't a fucking poet, writer, rapper, thug or whatever. * Janitors who do not clean up clutter such as trash / glasses / backpacks / etc. * Officers using tazers on code green * Officers cuffing you when you try to come willingly * Science not upgrading botany or kitchen * Hydroponics ignoring the chef or being too moronic to understand / see the chef shouting at them for help / ingredients / plant bag * Validhunting chaplains And the worst of all... (regular) people GOING TO CRYO 2 MINUTES INTO THE SHIFT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET ANTAG.

So far, the only time I've felt actually annoyed with anything was when a roboticist just refused to make any positronic brains despite several ghosts constantly messing with the lights to get their attention.

A few new ones: Clearly new doctors refusing to listen to friendly advice from experienced medical personnel, often leading to patient death because they wanna be the hero the station doesn't need. Security wanting to KoS/Execute EVERYONE for EVERYTHING; You aren't fucking Judge Dredd. Follow Space Law, you unrobust nerd. Security making up Space Law or applying it inaccurately. Yes, I'm looking at you, Dumbass McTaze tazing people for lazertagging. Security going full harmbaton mode because someone non-violently resists arrests/manages to unbuckle themselves from the chair. Security going harmbaton mode on anything that doesn't out-right deserve it in the first place.

Extra points if me and Steven are starting to argue lol. <3

The admins have won (one) the battle, but not the war! We must ONE up them, and begin again. ONE day, we shall rule with glory and wONEdor and they will watch what we have dONE whilst weeping in defeat! BegONE, managerial overlords, for we rise up, and boy golly do we have a bONE to pick with you ahem I'm done

Id love this, since I play chef commonly and nothing is more disappointing than nobody having need of your food. Of course my opinion is a bit one sided, since I was never a fan of viro in the first place nor do I play it.

Put your heels against the wall, I swear you got a little bit taller since I saw you – I’ll still destroy you.

"We cant have a changeling because its vampire and traitors."

Man, it's time to get some poison out, so I apologize in advance for the profanity. * Shitty CMOs that can't make biomass or SR. This is basic shit to keep Medbay going and if you don't know how to do it, don't play fucking CMO you incompetent hack. Or maybe take 10 minutes to read how on the wiki before readying up for a command role? * Shitty CMOs that let Medbay turn into a disgusting mess. Have some fucking pride for your department. This doesn't apply to really crazy shit like Nukies, Terrorspiders, etc, but on a normal shift, keep your shit clean. When you obviously don't give a fuck, no one else will either. * Shitty Doctors that pull patients away from me when I'm obviously working on them. I am very nearly to the point where I'm going to start stun prodding these people, and I don't even care if I get arrested for it. This is the fucking worst. Bonus points if it's the CMO. Super bonus points if I'm the CMO. * Shitty Surgeons who hog the tools and then take 10x longer to do surgery than they should, while also have no idea how to prioritize things like IB over broken bones. There is nothing more frustrating than rushing someone to the OR with 50% blood and IB, seeing wannabe House-MD with their fucking deathgrip on the OR then stand there for 5 minutes while the patient slowly dies, all the time thinking to myself that I could have had this done in 20 fucking seconds if they weren't holding the tools. * Surgeons who hog the tools of claim ORs in general, regardless of there actual surgical skill. I don't mind as much if they are actually good, but still, this is shitty to do for any reason. * Assholes who waste Medbay's time with repeated self-harm. I don't even treat them anymore, I'll let them bleed out right in front of me,. If you want to play, play, if you don't go cryo. If you need attention, go harass security or something. * The doctors who think you can treat people by dragging them back and forth across Medbay repeatedly without actually doing anything. I don't know what is going through their heads, but I see this all the time. If you don't know what to do, put the person in Cyro so they don't get worse, and fucking ASK on Medical comms. * The non-doctors who drag people back and forth across Medbay repeatedly while your trying to chase them down so you can jab their victim with a epi-pen before they die due to the moron dragging them. I get it that if you aren't a doctor you might not know how to treat them but constantly moving them is the worst thing you can do. If a doctor sees an abandoned person bleeding out in Medbay they'll stop in help, if they see them being dragged they don't know if you are helping them or not. * Doctors who insist their way of treating is the only correct way. You know, ones who get pissy because you used charcoal when they think you should have used pentetic acid, or accuse you of 'wasting' cryox because they don't think the injuries were enough. Worrying about shit like 'wasting' cryo when it takes all of 20 seconds to make a batch of 120 units is just silly, guys. Ditto for the doctors complaining about infection on Nuke Ops rounds or similar inability to not hound their fellow doctors about inconsequential shit in serious situations. * Anyone who bumps me while I'm trying to use a defib. Seriously, the patient has 180 seconds from the time of death, every one of them is precious. * Anyone who drags a reviable patient away from me while I'm defibbing or prepping them for defib. Bonus points if they are a non-clonable race. * Heads of staff who use the announcement system to address one specific person. If the Captain needs to tell the CE something, that's what fucking command comms are for. * Command staff that conducts pissing matches via announcement system. Keep that shit private, have some fucking dignity for christ-sake. * AIs who immedately send messages insulting the Captain for 'not logging out' because he walked away 10 ft away from the Bridge Console for 12 seconds without logging out. No, it isn't funny, and you're just being an asshole. * AIs who obviously have an ego, and don't even make an attempt to act like an Artificial Intelligence instead of a person. * AIs who indirectly ask for law changes, then do everything they can to intentionally subvert their lawset if they don't get one, because they personally don't like the lawset. * Any virologist that orders a Virus Crate * Any CMO that lets the virologist order a virus crate. Bonus points when the unlock it and deliver it in it's entirety, GBS and all. * Chemists who have nothing in the fridge after 30 minutes when they were here since the start of the shift. Also Chemist who: Do wierd shit like make synthflesh pills or Mannitol patches. Make 3u Styptic/SS/Synflesh patches Have made shit like Atropine and pentetic acid 45 minutes into the shift, but not Mannitol. Just seriously... what the fuck? Label their stuff anything but what it actually is and what the actual dosage is. I don't know what "Blood Restorer" is. Is it Saline-Glu? Iron? Both? How much? I'm a doctor, it's my job to know what Meds do. It's your job to label your fucking meds properly, not pretend I'm an idiot and need you to tell me what pill to give for what.

You have to make money somehow. Also, it adds flavour and tension when it's done correctly. I assume you're talking about the people who campaign for genocide against vulps, rather than people who make casual use of epithets like "fleabag" and "toaster". * Geneticists. Geneticists in general. Geneticists in principle. Geneticists period. Can we remove Genetics yet? * Civs who try to steal your patient, or people who *demand* you clone someone because it's "faster". * People who steal the OR's surgical tools. Special place in hell for you. * MD's/Surgeons who wear the OR's surgical tools on their back. Just as bad, because they run off from the OR and more or less incidentally steal them. * Atmos techs who take the job, and then run off to go drink in the bar. At least change the scrubbers if you're taking this job. * People who brutalize monkeys/other things for no apparent reason. This goes double for people who then drag them down the halls. * Adminhelps where people ask you rejuv them because they died in a completely legitimate fashion (normally due to game mechanics). * Poly. * Deadweight CMO's. This is the one head role where you actually *need* to do things (sans HoS). * Doctors who put IPC's/perfectly cloneable bodies in the morgue. * IPC's who come to medbay for treatment and then complain when a clueless and well-meaning doctor cryotubes them. Go to robotics. * Scientists who close the RnD windows because they don't want to take requests. * As stated above, Cargo making people fill out paperwork for the autolathe or refuse to print tools for civilians. * Cargo Technicians who attempt to kick people out of cargo during warops, who are attempting to arm themselves/crew members.

Horrible colours and/or colour combos on people's charaters that are either and eye sore or just a bad choice in general. Someone needs a lession on colour theory.

This is so fucking spot-on, I have no better words. Major kudos, Tzo, for saying what so many of us were thinking.

Man I hate the "DEUS VULT!" type chaplains. Even on normal rounds. Something about their air of validity makes my skin crawl.

Janitors who leave the floors wet. Just use space cleaner instead. Blood trails aren't annoying. Having to slow down, or slip, is annoying. Janitors shouldn't be annoying. Their job (cleaning the floors) generally isn't as important as other peoples' freedom of movement. Exceptions: cult rounds, blood-transmission viruses, etc. Clowns. Their pranks are rarely amusing. Most of the time, they're a waste of space at best. Many of them seem to treat the job as little more than a license to be annoying and mess with people. That isn't what Clowns should be. A clown should strive to entertain everyone else, not just themselves. Player-controlled pets who steal items, and otherwise act in implausible ways. Bonus points if someone kills them for it, and they ahelp afterwards. Doctors who don't know how to treat injuries. If you're new and need to practice, that's fine. Use a monkey. Or a civilian. Don't be the person who keeps the HoS under for 20 minutes while you figure out he needed mutadone. By that time, security has likely fallen to pieces. Mimes who break into everything. Fair enough if you're an antag, but just for once I would like to actually see a mime that mimes things. People treat it as a license to greytide, which it shouldn't be. Civilians who run into maint as soon as shadowlings are called out, in order to get thralled. Captains who don't know how to do their job. E.g. run around wearing their space suit on green. Characters who are IC-racist towards other species. Why would such a person even take a job on a station as diverse as the Cyberiad? HOPs and QMs who make you fill out forms for harmless, trivial things. Do you enjoy wasting other peoples' time? That's the only explanation I can think of for this. Security officers who run around with tasers out, especially on green. Inevitably, they encounter a clown, and lose their weapon. Wardens who insist on riding around the station on the secway. AIs who bolt upload without a good reason. Botanists who distribute bananas / banana peels. Bartenders who don't man the bar, but then scream bloody murder if you hop back there to make your own drink because they are too lazy to. Anyone who says 'Captain' to the Captain in the hallway. If it was important, you'd have PDA'ed them earlier. "Captain!" requests are usually not something that requires the Captain's attention. Usually, they're just bugging the Captain because the Captain is there, and they can't be bothered to take it to the proper person. Cultists who get caught 5 minutes into the round, thus ruining stealth for the rest of the cult, before they've converted anyone. Wizards who try to act friendly. You're a wizard, dammit. HOPs who go unresponsive 10 minutes into the shift. Brig Physicians who act like sec officers with medical access. Chaplains who act like a cross between a sec officer and Van Helsing, monster hunter. Robotocists who make unauthorized AIs. Xenobiologists who let their monsters roam free with no authorization or even warning. Medical Chemists who don't stock the fridge.

"I'm a tough guy, I can handle it!" (Mash *scream hotkey through the entire surgery) "Whew, that wasn't so bad!"

For me it's organics saying they don't need anaesthetics during surgery (but maybe we just have different standards in RP)

The only objective a wizard has is to murderbone. It's just a free for all killing spree that lasts for over an hour with many ways to make victims unable to be revived. The only people who have fun in this game mode are the rampant validhunters and the wizards. Can we have wizards fixed already? Without any true objective the gamemode just turns into a slog of spectating the wizard hiding in maintenance then popping out and sending 4-5 people to the spectator zone. Over and over again for up to 2 hours.