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> Officer Ford on duty > Start with regular patrol > Come across a 10 mm clip in maint > tape off the area and call detective > patrol some more > CMO office broken into >tape off the area and call detective, detective is busy due to some monsters in cargonia > patrol some more > Sci chem broken into > at this point def EOC afoot, so I go to investigate science. > Check the server room because blood > Borg lets me in and tell's me that QM has been making some strange requests, like plasma canisters. > QM is suspect as fuck at this point > I Go to cargo to investigate, some technicians let me in and QM bolts for the cargo room. > QM says "NOTHING TO SEE HERE", and closes the door. > I demand he opens. > He opens, where I can fully see a shooting range. Full of flamethrowers and pneumatic cannons. > I ask for paperwork to approve this dangerous shooting range made on company time > QM runs to ATM and drops me 500 credits > We agree that paperwork checks out. > patrol some more > get gibbed by antag out of nowhere

Name: Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots Gender: Male Orientation: Straight Nicknames/Alias: B.E.E.R, BEERtender, Boozeman, Barbot Picture Thanks, @Benjaminfallout! ((I will update this whenever someone makes a new art of B.E.E.R, as a promotion of sorts)) Age: 34 Place Of Manufacture: Unknown Species: Machine Person/IPC Blood Type: N/A Alignment: Chaotic Good Affiliation: The Rusted Spigot Religious Beliefs: Synthetica, F̶̛̝̙̝͍͉̳̜̣̘͈́͑̄̾̑̍͘͜͠ő̴̡̨̻̩͇̰̺̘͓̳̭͂̈́̽̓͝ͅļ̴̨̩͖̘͙͇̯̠̻͔͙̞͍̼̫̆̍̓̒͌̕͝͝ͅl̷̮̩̰̣̦̝̜̦͗̈̀̒̈́̄̉̚͝ȏ̴͇̻̞́̄͒̃́̈́̍͠͝w̸̳͚͖̙̩̯͖̻͈̙͕̩̞̓̈̎͒͊͌͛͜ͅe̸̢̡̪͈̹̘̖̠͉͎̳͙̹͙̔̽̍̌͗̋̈́̀̃̊͆͑̍́̚r̶͈̙͓̖̤̥̦̹̩͍̺͙͛̓̌̈̄̅͐͑͌̄̋̋̕̚ ̸̭̭͕̏̿̓͊͊͗̋͗͗͛̄̈́̑͆̑̏̽͝o̷̡̨̬̬͔̦̼̩͚͕̺̬̞̯̻̣͑̓̊̀͋̈́̿͗͛̎̀͐̾f̵̧̡͓͖̹̗̟̮̖͓̫̣̬̾̏̂̎̓̾̔́́͐͝ ̶̢̨͈͚͇̙̩̱̝̰̱̍̆̆̊̓̀̈́̅̿̀̇̈́̿̌̚̚͝͝t̶͎̺̣͛̈h̸̢̡̙͕̳̤͉͇̼̙̓̀̃͒͒̈́͂̓̈́̑̊̋́̊̑͜͝e̷͍͔̔́̏͋̽̊̑͝͠ ̵̧̧͎̙̹̞̪̞̮̻̼̖͓̬͓̹̻͒̊͒͒̔͝͝ͅB̶̦̫̫͍̹̤̦͇͍̟̜̼̰̀̇̑͆̅̑̈́̇̔̇́̒̕͘͜r̸̨̛͓̱͎͇̫̣̳͇̝̖̫͈̥̓̋͒̒́̆̐̑̈́͛̔̅͘̕͘͝o̴̢̢͕͉͇̳̤̳̘̩̟͚̦̎̿͐̓͗̃͊̀̋̕̕͜͝k̵̖͓͎͕̖̗̗̳̞̙̙͉̟̫̺̥͋̎̇̏͒͊̓̄̐̊͜e̵̡͓̝̲͎̯͙͙̹͙̤̒ǹ̶̹̮̤̖͓̹͙̍̀̋͑́̍͛͒̍̎͠ ̴̨̰̥̝̩̟̯̯̣̱̞̜͗͐Ŝ̴͈̲̤͋͆̾̋̐̃͑͂̾̒̈́̈́͆̒͠ṕ̷̡̛̜͍͍͚̝̬̻̺͖̩̤̻̤̞͙̓͂͐́̾̔͑͂̿̕͠͝͝ḁ̴̜̝̟͉͙͖̘̗̟͚͙̗̝̯͐̅̀̈̀̄̊͆̃̃ć̷̨͓̻̠̱̫̮̜̲͆͆͋̐͆̓̓̿̒͆̒̾͋e̵̛̫̼̙̹͎̻͈̟͆̔̀̆͝ Childhood: Barbot for... someone. Adulthood: Roaming bartender, owner of the Rusted Spigot barship. Detailed Information Appearance: B.E.E.R has a dark grey chassis, with one hand shaped like a cupholder. His head is shaped like a CRT monitor, and has vents on the sides. The screen is usually dark blue, with magenta "eyes" displayed. He usually wears a suit with a red tie, and sunglasses. He also wears a locket with a gold ring inside. He is heavily damaged, with a massive crack in his screen and lots of denting on the monitor and chest. Catchphrase: "Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots Online. Hello, patrons." "I need a drink" "2210222120110110211111200001201111211111000111220110121022010002212212121022211102010121000120111022020220001110120" Character Voice: Personality: Relaxed, usually cheerful sounding. Takes to drinking if stressed, happy, sad, or bored. BEER can be found muttering to himself in trinary. Medical Record: This crew member is an IPC, take them to robotics. Security Record: [ERROR 404: DATA NOT FOUND] Character Biography Background: Beverage Experiences Enhanced by Robots, called B.E.E.R from here on out, was created on Amateru. B.E.E.R was designed to serve drinks in bars across the planet; with one hand looking like a cup holder, and his internal memory linked to various databases of recipes. Turns out, a planet's economy cannot be supported by only bars, and so the economy crashed. As the planet descended into chaos, B.E.E.R left, and has been serving drinks around the galaxy ever since. After a while, B.E.E.R found the NSS Cyberiad, and came on board as a bartender. He immediately took a liking to the crew there, and has been working there on and off ever since. Family: Nothing is known of B.E.E.R's creators. B.E.E.R is married to L.I.L.Y History: 2529: B.E.E.R was assembled, and placed into a chassis on Amateru 2539: The popularity of the bars on this planet skyrocketed, every city now has a bar on every streetcorner. March 2544: Economic collapse, B.E.E.R leaves the planet in a stolen vessel. 2552: First sighting of the Rusty Spigot. It was spotted by passengers of the NTV Charon, near Epsilon Eridani. 2557: [Data Corrupted] June 5, 2559: B.E.E.R's first day on the NSS Cyberiad. 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Was raving about having failed someone. January 15, 2562: B.E.E.R has hired D.I.C.E as the dealer for the gambling table in the Spigot June 3, 2562: Last sighting of the Rusty Spigot, location: second moon of Karkas 5. June 5, 2562: B.E.E.R has seemingly hired a "Mr. Ikamura" as onship security for the Spigot. June 17, 2562: The Rusty Spigot has been spotted leaving the orbit of Karkas 5. July 3, 2562: B.E.E.R goes on vacation, saying something about a mental break. July 15, 2562: B.E.E.R is exiled to a hotel in an unknown sector. July 20, 2562: B.E.E.R vanishes from the hotel, he is nowhere to be seen. July 26, 2562: B.E.E.R was sighted near the area of TRAPPIST-1, and is possibly en route to Epsilon Eridani. July 28, 2562: B.E.E.R is sighted on the NSS Cyberiad, seemingly fine. August 14, 2562: B.E.E.R is re-admitted to the Service division of the Cyberiad; deemed mentally stable enough. August 15, 2562: B.E.E.R is blinded by a bar fight, and was repaired the next day. Personal Relationships Married to L.I.L.Y "Not even death will part us." Has very few close friends, some being: Kennard Rose "Great person, he has helped me through very hard times" P.A.T.C.H "Helped L.I.L.Y and I get together, overall great bot." MPU "They're chill, makes for a great bouncer" Xann Zxiax "He understands" Sees most regulars in his bar as good friends, including: Shuuko Tamashii "A pretty decent organic." Jessica K. Connor "Sweet girl, seemingly innocent." Steven Stingray "He's cool, makes great bars. I have to get some tips from him soon" Kitchi Ikamura "A good employee, and overall a nice guy." Pretzel Brassheart "So innocent. Genuinely couldn't hurt a fly." Respects the majority of patrons. "You're all great people. Sometimes." Romantically Involved | Close Friend | Good Friend | Respected Faction Relations Nanotrasen "They sent me to that place. I was stuck there for three years" The Synthetic Union "Hail Synthetica!" The Wizard Federation "Magic is cool, but they really hate us wandless folk." The Syndicate "FUCK the group, but their agents are just trying to support their family, or protect them." Changeling Hivemind "As long as they don't EMP me, they are usually fine. Some are even funny!" Shadowling Hivemind "I mean, I don't know what they want. I don't really care either." Automatons "Automas... I hate them." The only faction that he absolutely despises and fears are the cults. "Listen, I've seen these people's so-called "god" slaughtered thousands in a minute. I don't understand why they follow such a beast." Like | Neutral | Dislike | Enemy Other Information The Rusted Spigot

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