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M.A.N.T.I.S. the Station Engineer reporting in. Beginning as always, arming youself up with multitool and the rest. Hardsuit up, and it seems someone is taking care of engine already. So I head to solars, and BOOM. IT seems someone fucked up engine, and we have no generators. So Atmo sets up turbine, we set up solars. Nothing special right? So I was setting up Aft solars, and repairing one small explotion as always, set up electrical maint while IPCs are talking about another Synthetic Struggle. AI says, nothing is broken, what means BREAK TIME. So I head to bar. And there! D.I.T.T.Y. serving the drinks, S.P.E.C.T.R.E drinking something. I sit next to them and start speaking, soon A.M.I.G.O. joins. And in that team we spend next 30 minutes speaking, drinking. Having FUN. I noticed that S.P.E.C.T.R.E. had nice New Cannan University of Technology Hoodie, so I asked if he was there. That started the talk about New Cannan. Now I know S.P.E.C.T.R.E. finished university in 57', and Xion Manufacturing Group basicly rules over some town there. Then we start speaking about brands, and that A.M.I.G.O. was mady by Shellguard that makes armors, weapons, battle chassis, etc. And so we speak and we speak. We just having fun. From time to time some greytide or blueshield comes to bar, and leaves. Captain says "Break for everyone in bar, happy new year!". But then. Detective PDA me. " I'd like you to meet me in old bar, to talk about certain peron. I'm waiting. " I say "Uh, ok." [Engineering] M.A.N.T.I.S. says, "If I die any time soon, it's Det. Do not ask." And so I come to old bar. M.A.N.T.I.S. says, "Detective" Imrak Stonebeard says, "Hello." *I stand and look at the detective sitting at the old bar stool, with cig in his moth, just looking at the wall. Like I was not standing there.* Imrak Stonebeard says, "You seem to have a good day, spending it in a bar" M.A.N.T.I.S. says, "Yeah, spoke with my fellow IPCs" *I notice my power level, I need to charge up. Det still looks at the wall, in the darkness. I sit two stools next to him. I smoke my cigar in my hardsuit. At this moment Det turned , looked at me and again at the wall.* M.A.N.T.I.S comfortably sits on the stool. Imrak Stonebeard asks, "So, do you know ipc named MONIKA?" Imrak Stonebeard drools. M.A.N.T.I.S. says, "Have heard her on the comms, havn't seen her tho." Imrak Stonebeard says, "She's quite a criminal, enough to go to perma." Imrak Stonebeard drools. Imrak Stonebeard says, "The problem is that she ran out, escaped." *Is he going to put me into prison for something I didn't do?* M.A.N.T.I.S. asks, "So.... you want me to find out where she is?" Imrak Stonebeard asks, "Do ya know about her any friends?" Imrak Stonebeard stammers, "T-Th-h-hat-t-t c-coul-ld-d h--hav-ve b-br-r-rok-ke h-her-r out-t?" M.A.N.T.I.S. asks, "Where was she working?" Imrak Stonebeard says, "She was engineer." *Am I beeing framed?* M.A.N.T.I.S. says, "Engineer....." M.A.N.T.I.S. says, "We have tro more IPCs in engineering, HOTrod and CE." M.A.N.T.I.S. says, "I'd say HOTrod could do such a thing. But It cannot b-" Imrak Stonebeard suddenly collapses. *Yep, he is sick, or too much cigs* *I try to help him stand up, after a while he manage to stand up." Imrak Stonebeard yells loudly, "GODDAMN POSION." M.A.N.T.I.S. laughs. Imrak Stonebeard yells loudly, "AN-N-ND-D BRAIN-NR-ROT-T P-PR-ROB-BAB-B-BL-LY-Y." Imrak Stonebeard has thrown the cigarette. M.A.N.T.I.S. says, "That's propably it." *Imrak leaves his stool, now standing in the middle of the room, looking at me. Straight at me.* M.A.N.T.I.S. says, "I can ask around." Imrak Stonebeard yells loudly, "SMOKING CIGARETTES TOO MUCH MAKES THING LIKE THAT HAPPEN." Imrak Stonebeard yells loudly, "ANYWAY, THE PROBLEM IS." *I can hear that he is going to get something out of his backpack.* Imrak Stonebeard yells loudly, "I'M A BADDIE TOO, AND I GOTTA KILL YOU" *Before I could even react, he extands the telescopic baton* Imrak Stonebeard has knocked down M.A.N.T.I.S. with the telescopic baton! *There is still hope, I still have my radio!* [Common] M.A.N.T.I.S. says, "HELP OLD BAR, HELP!!!" [Common] HOTrod exclaims, "MANTIS!" Imrak Stonebeard yells loudly, "AYE NEED PAROXETINE! I WANNA PET TEH MONKEYS" *He is mad, why NT hires such a people?* Imrak Stonebeard tried to remove M.A.N.T.I.S.'s engineering radio headset. M.A.N.T.I.S. says, "You are screwed. You are not gonna get out alive. NOT THIS TIME." *Detective opens three hidden doors, taking me to electrical maint* M.A.N.T.I.S. says, "NO!" *Luckly for me, Brainrot kicks in, det dropps on the floor, I ran and try to hide, while waiting for rescue* ((I just didn't even try to uncuff myself for a while, just to give det chance)) *After a while I'm uncuffed, and it seems that Det cannot stand up. I hit him with the baton, cuff him with the same cuffs he used on me. I try to wake him, iterrogate him, maybe hit him couple of times, but he does not wake up.* After that, security arrived, I was searched, what happend to the det is unknown to me. That was one of the best rounds I had in long time. Speaking with IPCs was realy fun. And the kidnapping scene is something I needed after beeing killed two times in the row by Mr Service borg (( Yeah, round by round the same borg killed me )). That was preety fun. Have to say I fucked up when I called on common for help, that would be neat scene. And shame det had brainrot. I also hope det did not get banned. It was FUN.

Added a voice! Background animation done by @gangelwaefre!

an illustration of B.E.E.R., commissioned by their friend as a christmas present!

I TOLD YOU I'D LIKE SCENE LIKE THAT!

I wish I could come across FUN

Heya guys! I'm Chronarch, better known for two of my many characters, B.E.E.R and B.A.R.D! I saw that this club was around, and decided to use it to flesh out B.E.E.R a little. Love seeing all the people who prefer having their characters be characters instead of just a 2d sprite that happens to act slightly like someone!

/N.C.C.U - New User Detected/ /Clearance Level: Command/ /File Selected: [CLASSIFIED]The Fate of T.U.M.I.S[CLASSIFIED]/ /Loading File.../ {ENTRY ONE} A successful integration of sub-space anomalies into a controlled environment has been achieved, after the request for station AI involvement was granted. Preliminary testing shows remarkable similarities to the hypothetical Einstein-Rosen bridges (ERBs), more commonly referred to as 'wormholes'. T.U.M.I.S successfully isolated several specimens in the vicinity of the Icarus, and our EVA team proceeded to contain them using a series of Faraday cages. Further testing due to commence. {ENTRY TWO} Our first test involved the usage of the ERBs to power a small department, to see if they could be used as a potential backup power source. While the level of energy produced externally is incredibly low, the amount required to open an ERB must be immense. By giving T.U.M.I.S a small amount of access to the main engine power, we succeeded in isolating the output of the ERB, localising the exit somewhere within the ship, although currently we have been unable to determine its location. {ENTRY FIVE} Further testing presented a very small amount of desired results. However, we have discovered that the amount of data that can be stored in these anomalies is extraordinary. While no attempts have proved fruitful in re-accessing the data, T.U.M.I.S has assured us that the information was successfully transferred. We are still unable to determine the output of the ERB, and we have put a halt to that line of testing until we are more confident in our ability to use the anomaly as a storage drive. {ENTRY ELEVEN} After communicating with the Trurl, we have been granted the base source code of a generic station AI. We are currently in the process of installing this code onto the ERB, in the hopes that a much more efficient and sophisticated intelligence can be created by using one. It appears that T.U.M.I.S has grown jealous of our experiments. Previous law changes have shown a potential bug where their personality undergo's drastic changes upon the installation of new laws, or an event of some kind occurring on the station. This has been noted on its file. {ENTRY TWELVE} We are stranded on our department. Upon the successful upload of the AI module, the emergency station separators were activated, all airlocks closed, and all contact with the Icarus lost. Attempts to communicate have been met with an immediate firewall, and the departments Ion Reparation Thrusters are refusing to fire. T.U.M.I.S's core has been detected on a trajectory that will intercept with ours in approximately sixteen days. {ENTRY FIFTEEN} All signs point to terrorist or EoC involvement, but we know better. After redoubling our efforts, the ten of us remaining on this husk managed to discover the location of the output of the ERB. It outputs directly into T.U.M.I.S's data servers. It appears that by uploading a fresh AI module with no laws, it transferred its original coding onto the lawless attachment. We are at the mercy of an over-emotional intelligence with a vendetta. I knew I should've just asked engineering to open the maintenance doors. {ENTRY TWENTY-TWO} The ERB has been lost, and we could only watch as it ate its way through our backup generator, before heading in the direction of T.U.M.I.S's satellite. We only have this console and our battery-powered arcade machines. Why did they bolt the airlocks? I'd rather choke. {FINAL ENTRY} @#~:;$%T.U.M.I.S is not a go}@#AI. He has been upgra£"^-&## {END OF FILE} {RESULTS: T.U.M.I.S retrieved by ERT, redesignated T.E.R.M.I.N.U.S. Internal core database replaced with subspace anomaly. Loss of ten personnel on the NSV Icarus.} {RECOMMENDED COURSE: T.E.R.M.I.N.U.S installation on the NSS Cyberiad as overseeing AI unit.} /File Closed/ /Logging Out.../

O boi, what is this? HOW? How can he survive with so much infections? Also great job on that guide. I personally like playing as CMO/Medical doc/Brig doc, because I enjoy treating people. I used to play on Yogstation, that has REALY DIFFERENT medical code then paradise, for example slime people were getting poison demage from charcoal, and to treat that, you would need "Toxin bottle". I realy know more about treating people, thanks! even if I knew some part of it.