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It pays to remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

My list of things that rustle my jimmies. Medical. 1. When the female nurse with cat ears and a tail gives me the wrong type of blood even after she uses a medical scanner on me four times. 2. When I am put back into the healing tubes over and over, even after I clearly express I have robotic limbs. 3. When I'm hit with a stun baton, cuffed, and pulled to medical by a security officer as Magistrate for "Needing and refusing medical treatment." In other words, having the stuttering disability and being at 100% blood and health. 4. Being forced under for surgery. I'd much rather you take me telling you seven times that I want to stay awake into consideration. 5. Seeing someone who works in genetics with four to five super powers and then seeing not a single person working for security have any. 6. When people heal me rather then the dying person on the floor. I got punched three times. Save the fucking HoS first. Security. 1. When I'm in processing and all of security refuses to even talk to me. Vore Station has better RP when it come to putting people in jail. 2. When I'm shot with a taser on green without a word out of the security officer's mouth. You can ask me to come with you. You can tell me to put my hands up. Role play a little. 3. When I'm put into Perma and have no integration with security what so ever from that point on. Tell me to make you holsters! Come in and beat me from time to time! The round does not end for someone once there put into Perma. 4. When the detective shoots you six times, cuffs you, and try to put me in jail after I shoot him once with a laser tag gun. All other work places. 1. When assistance don't talk whatsoever at any point. 2. When I get treated poorly as assistant. even after I fix up the bar and got every crate I could find it to Cargo. 3. When people jump the bartender's counter when he goes SSD for 10 seconds. 4. Not knowing what *squish means. Is it lewd? Is it like snapping? Can I as a human go around *squishing? 5. When asking a Vox what pocket there tank is in and they Don't say anything. Well it's a 50/50 chance your not going to have air for a bit. 6. The clown and the mime working together... 7. When people call him zorg and not z0rg.

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Please marvel at the new and impoved Command only shuttle. You can't get more expensive than this, that is a fact! Admire it while the Captain, NT Rep, CMO, Runtime, Renault, two medal earners and our Bridge Assistant are on their way to relax after a hard and challenging shift.

At the moment the AI can see pretty much anywhere there's a camera, and it receives movement and power alarms. It can see through borgs cameras. I propose that the AI gets an alert when a borg has been brought offline. Also, robotics should be notified. A lot like when a patient is critical and medbay gets a notification over coms. It would make finding the borg much easier. So far borgs are only allowed to alert the general populace if their battery is low and if they've been running on a 15000+ battery that can take some time, and even then it's not guaranteed to alert someone to their location.

When prisoners cause a ruckus over a 5 minute sentence. When God doesn't answer prayers. When ERP isn't allowed.

Mimefield gives you a gentle smile that implies that the Head of Security has been kidnapped by a changeling and was taken into old bar maint.

"I'm a tough guy, I can handle it!" (Mash *scream hotkey through the entire surgery) "Whew, that wasn't so bad!"