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Hi there, my name is Novaculite and i'm relatively new to Paradise Station, decided to start using the forums as I've enjoyed the server alot so far! Hoping to get to know some people and generally have a good time, I don't really have different character names for different roles so if you want to find me on the station my main character is called Catherine Quinn.

Security Detectives not wearing their Forensic Gloves. Detectives scanning floors. The Head of Security being completely silent on the Security channel. Lack of communication in general on the Security channel. Detectives with SecHUD glasses. Detectives with a taser and their .38 revolver. Detectives who refuse a partner because "I only work alone." Witnesses refusing to give information on a crime. People who try and suicide in processing. People who ignore police/engineering tape break it. Security Officers/Detectives/Head of Security/Wardens getting X-Ray when there's no need for it. People committing a crime then going SSD for the rest of the shift after they're caught. Brig Physicians not doing their job. Security Officers that don't lock their lockers. "Loud" Antagonists. Security ignoring the Detective. Security Pod Pilots that go SSD in their office after a while. Service Wet floors with no wet floor signs. Bartenders that require payment for drinks. Bartenders that refuse to give up the last flask because it's for them even though they have an entire bar behind them. Botanists that don't supply the Chef with any ingredients and instead make weed/bluespace bananas/death nettle. Chefs that use corpses for ingredients. Medical Coroners that go SSD/cryo in the beginning of the shift or are just too lazy to do the job. Chief Medical Officers that refuse to do the Coroner's job when there isn't one or hiring a replacement for them. Engineering People who ignore police/engineering tape break it. Mechanics that fuck off into space without first asking if anyone wants a pod. People who think it's a good idea to open/deflate/pop that inflatable barrier. Science Science not upgrading anything. Supply Having more than two Cargo Techs. Being asked to fill out a form for a common item in Cargo. Command Heads who refuse death alarms. Heads who try and avoid the Blueshield when they're not an Antagonist. Head of Personnels asking for paperwork, then refusing to check it because the line is closed. General Jobs with unique items in their locker/workplace cryoing with them in an irretrievable state(I.E. The Detective cryoing with his .38 in his holster). @Streaky Haddock's puns. People calling airlocks doors. People going SSD round start because they didn't get the role they wanted instead of cryoing. Greytide. PEOPLE WEARING SUITS AND SNEAKERS! Diona Nymphs attacking people. Borers in general. People who don't use proper punctuation.. AIs that ignore decent requests. People who break into the Gateway because they can't be bothered to ask the HoP. People who steal tool belts from Engineering when Botany can make them. People who don't know how to do their job and refuse to accept any help on learning how. People who think walking out of a depressurized room will work the tenth time they've done it. Being put into crit by said people when trying to throw them out of said room. Being spaced by said people. I'm sure I'll think of more later on.

First Name: Xann Last Name: Zxiax Gender: Male Orientation: Heterosexual Nicknames/Allas: Bug, Antman Picture (If Avaible): Made by my IRL friend Hatter10|6 Age/D.O.B.: 29/2532-04-06 Place Of Birth: Kidan Colony of Xzszax Species: Kidan (Plural: Kida) Blood Type: AB+ Alignment: Neutral Lawful Affiliation: Zxiax Clan, Order of Lord Singuloth Religious Beliefs: Spiritualist Childhood: Noble, oldest son of the Zxiax Clan. Adulthood: Worker on some PMC ship. Detailed Information Appearance: Neon green eyes, brown skin with black body markings. Moves his antenae all the time. Character Voice: ((No idea yet)) Personality: Reserved and calm. Respects skills more than titles and listens to people he respects without question. He keeps his friends close, and is ready to sacrifice a lot for them. REALLY likes diona nymphs ((not as food)), and enjoys sound of piano and violin. He's workaholic. Medical Record: Green eyes seem to be family mutation. Character Biography Background: Family: Zix Zxiax(younger brother)-twin brother of Zax Zax Zxiax(younger brother)-twin brother of Zix Naxx Zxiax(twin sister)- I'll do anything for her. Ravva Izzissic (cousin)- Works with me on the station! History: 2532-04-06: Naxx and Xann are born. 2532-2542: Naxx and Xann are learning from their parents. 2542-06-19: Zix and Zax are born. 2548-11-01: The New Treaty, Clan Zxiax loose their nobility. 2548-2558: Xann and his father works on colony fleet as engineers. 2558-07-07: Unknown entity boards ship Xann and his father were working on. Most of the crew dies. 2558-2560: Xann spends his time on the colony. 2560: HSA takes intrest in Colony Private Fleet. 2560-2562: Xann joins HSA. 2562-01-05: Xann joins NSS Cyberaid 2462:((2018)) 2562-03-05: Xann goes on vacation to his homeworld. 2562-05-20: Xann goes on vacation to his homeworld. 2562-06-01: Xann returns to the station. 2562-06-02: Xann buys small "Vault" as he calls it, small, old forgotten station orbiting some moon near Kida space territory. 2562-08-12: Xann becomes Squire of Sir Faraday-Knight of the Lord Singuloth Order 2562-09-15: Xann receives "Zxiax Garnet" from his Clan, sign of trust and faith ((fluff item)) Personal Relationships B.E.E.R.(Good Friend)- He is good man. I'm sorry for what happend. Gerhard Van Lutz(Good Friend)- I still have no idea how it is possible. Rissa Taro(Good Friend)- She did save my life once, besides that, I just like her. BT-7274(Friend)- Hey I like him. I wish him luck with Emily. Shuuko Tamashii (Friend)- She seems very intelligent, I like her. P.E.W.(Friend/Respected)- I belive together with Kali, we make really good team in engineerig. Naar-Dromn-Viisk(Friend)- I have to say, I do miss her. Trav Noble(Friend)-I'd consider him a friend. N.A.T.H.A.N.(Acquaintance)- He's friendly. Terry Watson(Acquaintance/Respected)- I like him, he's good detective. Drikikitaki(Acquaintance/Respected)- I met him in engineering, seems reasonable. I like him. Princess(Acquaintance)- New face in engineering! Good, good! Gloria(Acquaintance)- I taught her how to hack doors, great student. I'd like to know her more. Slade(Acquaintance/Unsure)- Actually he is preety nice, I guess? E.L.O.(Acquaintance/Respected)- She is good surgeon. Maybe the best there is. C.A.S.(Acquaintance)- She learns fast, I taught her some basics of engineering. Kali(Acquaintance/Respected)- I don't know Kali that well, but I know that I can leave atmospherics to her and station will not blow up in next 10 seconds! Ide Taro(Acquaintance)- Except mocking my clicking, he seems cool. Slith Skaar(Respected)- Very good scientist. Vraz Worker of clan Karaz(Acquaintance)- It's good to meet another kidan. Kennard Rose (Unsure)-??? Wilson Mounsion(Acquaintance)- Haven't talked to him that much Szlaa Kaallu(Acquaintance)-That would be nice if she could stop mocking me. Sir Faraday(Admire/Respected)- Noble knight! I'm his squire. Sir Ohm(Admire/Respected)- Another noble knight! Zhan Zhan(Respected)-I respect her as CE Torque(Respected)-Surprisingly he's a good engineer, I didn't expect to see someone for the first time that is this much competent! There are more that I just don't remember . Romantically Involved | Romantic Interest | Admire | Respected | Close Friend | Good Friend | Friend | Acquaintance | Neutral/Unsure | Dislike | Hate | Death Wish | Fear Faction Relations Clan Zxiax (Allied)- Maybe I am in space, but I'm still the oldest son of the clan. Order of the Lord Singuloth (Allied)- I'm Sir Faraday's squire! Nanotrasen (Neutral)- Who cares about them? Corporation as every other. Syndicate (Neutral)- Their ways are maybe extreme, but who knows what NT sends them in return? Allied | Love | Like | Neutral | Dislike | Hate | Enemy Other Information Quote: There ain't no rest for the wicked Theme: Home: Xann does not have any place he would call "home", he sleeps on the station he is assigned to. Only place Xann owns is his "Vault" located in Scutum-Centaurus Arm. NOTES: Feel free to remind me if I missed you in relationships :^). PS: I also hope you enjoy formatting/coloring I made PPS: LOOK AT THAT FLUFF made by Traveling Merchant

Stealing ideas from @Thamuel! BEER now has a catchphrase

Spooky vampire(?) Continuing from a bunch of drawings I did before where Zeke is dressed as a woman, *becausewhynot* Something dramatic with a cultist Something cute and silly(?) Gay romance(?) Redrawing one of my first digital drawings(?)

I know, they are completely different. I created my byond account before changing username to "BottomQuark", so that's why. I wish I could change byond name, but from what I remember it's impossible.

Hi all! I'm Sonador, and I'm sure a few of you have heard I have quite a storied history in SS13. I'm a former administrator for Baystation 12, Thrice the host of the Vinesauce SS13 servers (now defunct), former administrator on Hippie Station, may Space Jesus rest its soul, and now more or less a regular here. I deeply enjoy the slower gameplay on Paradise and have already had major positive interactions with the community and administration, and look forward to seeing development continue and the community remain healthy! You can usually see me playing as my characters Mizuki Hirasawa, Alexander Privost, Mertisi Andavel, and Felis Andavel. I dabble in creative activites now and again, most of which are viewable on my personal webpage, http://beigelands.com. I've had history in other game communities, such as Garry's Mod, Counter-Strike 1.6, and many, many others. Nice to meet you all, and I look forward to seeing you on-station!

Well, you look a little surprised :P. Yes I am.

I've talked to you a little bit on the discord and you seem pretty neat- Welcome to Paradise dude. You seem to know what you're up for.

Oh my, if my memory serves me right my character (Gerhard Van Lutz) met yours then. Anyway, wellcome to Nanotransens privat hell Paradise and stay safe.

Name: Zsi Gender: Male Orientation: Undisclosed Nicknames/Alias: None Recorded Picture: Kindly drawn by Fei Hazelwood (FeiH). Age/D.O.B: Unclear, Physically Mature. Place Of Birth: Arkship IIb Species: Grey Blood Type: AB+ Alignment: Good Affiliation: Nanotrasen Religious Beliefs: Complicated. Seen too much redspace shit to be an atheist, but doesn't trust enties from outside of realspace. Childhood: Born on Schedule. No Genetic Deviancies. Xenobiology Researcher. Adulthood: Logistics and Human Resources Fanatic. Applies his Xenosociological theories to Security, Human Resources and Medical work. Absorbs as much SOP and Space Law as possible to become the ultimate administrator and bureaucrat. Detailed Information Appearance: Very little genetic deviation is present in the face of this Grey. Large black eyes, an almost identical face to many other Greys that come and go from the Cyberiad. In this picture he is wearing an alien face shirt. His neck slouches forward a little, giving him a laboured and nervous bearing, though this is just a trait of his species. Long fingers and thin-sinewed arms hand down by his sides as he stands in front of a measurement wall which seems to show him to be about 5'11 in height. Zsi moves and shifts about with a nervous, almost restless energy. He's prone to small tics like snapping his fingers, spinning and pacing and flipping a full 360 degrees. When he tries to smile, or frown or snarl he often produces a gurning rictus. Facial expressions not being instinctual to Greys, it's likely his uncanny-valley triggering attempt to ingratiate himself with multicultural society. Character Voice: A flat, monotone drone occasionally punctuated with awkward pauses and jarring, stilted emphasis of words when he makes puns. When angry or stressed to the point where he elevates his voice, his voice emits a nasal, reedy screeching. Personality: Zsi is at ease with deindividualisation and has no issues becoming part of a greater organisation. He throws himself fully into whatever work he is assigned and accomplishes it as effectively and humanely as he can manage. He's easy going and enjoys friendly relationships with a variety of coworkers and civilians. However, he does struggle noticeably to form meaningful connections and he has admitted to some fears that his relationships with his fellow Cyberiad colleagues are superficial in nature. He enjoys coffee, creating dumb personas out of costumes he wears and music and dance of all types. Zsi does, however, have an addictive personality. He is easily hooked on caffeine, and tends not to reach for the healthy sleeper treatment to addiction than falls into the denial and fix-seeking tendencies once afflicted. Morphine, Various types of Coffee and Space Drugs have all hit him at some point or another. To this point he refuses to smoke or consume alcohol or drugs if he can help it. He's a compulsive neat freak and hates mess and disorder. He's also not brave, and though he has too much professional pride to outright cave into cowardice, he's far more likely to fire and flee from a threat than he is to fire and pursue. Medical Record: August 28th 2561 - Detox for Caffeine Addiction September 1st 2561 - Detox for Caffeine Addiction September 12th 2561 Detox for Caffeine Addiction September 26th 2561 - Hospitalised for extreme water burns over 80% of his body. Was brought in next to a charred plasma-man body. September 29th 2561 - Retrieved from an unauthorised quantum pad expedition on board the cyberiad, deceased on arrival. Corpse quarantined as a highly virulent strain of brainrot was found in his cells and the body destroyed. He was then cloned from backup. Security Record: November 2nd 2561 - Convicted of Manslaughter of a Command Officer. Due to extenuating circumstances, he was demoted to Officer, sentenced to a spell in the brig. Compliant and contrite throughout the process. Character Biography Background: Raised in the Xenobiology Commune of Arkship IIb. He claims to have many happy memories studying inter-species diplomatic tapes, filing medical and biochemical data and analysing stool samples from an early age. Zsi remembers how quiet the arkship was. The silence wasn't something his colleagues noticed, as all communication was stored in psi-computers or through the ship's psionic expression link. Yet even from this early age he was aurally conscious. As he matured he found himself more interested in the societal structures and anthropology of alien species than their biology and chemistry. Why did the Vox refuse to leave even their corpses behind? Why was humanity so comfortable with death yet so uncomfortable with their own reproduction? Why were the Kidan so terrified of their own females? Though the strict, militaristic and authoritarian nature of Arkship science didn't stifle him (in fact he was rather comfortable with the routine and clear expectations, as many ship-bound greys are) he knew he wasn't going to get any closer to other species where he was. Social mobility isn't much of a thing on the Arkships as they are on Mauna-b. So he signed up with Nanotrasen, the sole rights-holder of the Grey's diplomatic channels to the Human-Skrellian alliance, after obtaining a letter of endorsement from his Department Head. He can't go back. Not because leaving is taboo, but because re-entry is impractical. The moment he applied to leave, his replacement was being inseminated in a test tube. It was at Nanotrasen that he discovered music. Family: Arkship IIb Xenobiology Commune. Standard Genetic Template. Personal Relationships [Friend] Kennard Rose - "The only person I have regular non-work related conversations with. I wouldn't say we're close though. I'm too busy and I fear I lack the capacity for deep bonds. He'd told fragments of his personal life but I haven't given back. He's also as busy as I am, but his line of work has jaded him. I don't think he has the capacity to fully trust anyone any more than I have the capacity to meaningfully connect with people." [Respected] Gerhard van Lutz - "His diction isn't the best, and i'm certain he hears voices in his head. Regardless, he's one of the more competant medical administrators i've witnessed, and understands that managing his department is as much about keeping it supplied and trained as it is about being personally proficient." [Dislike] Ipsum Bellus Critinus - "At this stage I'm reasonably sure he is a cosmic mistake that reality is continuously trying to fix that we keep un-fixing, squandering resources and whatever equipment was on his lost corpse in the process. It's only a matter of time until his continued existance, in some form or another, contributes to the decay of our reality." [Fear] Dimethyl - "I used to see a goofy, robust greytider and little more. Then one day I pressed him to open up, and I saw the monster within the suit. It's a monster that views me as it's friend. If i'm lucky, it'll stay that way." [Neutral] Isthel Straub - "And here I thought Brooke had good judgement! [Neutral] Ruum-Ovv-Oumn - "I'm reasonably sure he's the type of guy to hear voices in his head. His sole interests appear to be soap, and how to recklessly endanger our lives, risking creating a stage 4 singularity, by fitting bluespace containers inside bluespace containers to carry as much soap as he possibly can." [Acquaintance] KALKI - "Who is this fucker and why is he giving me dead rats?" Romantically Involved | Romantic Interest | Admire | Respected | Close Friend | Good Friend | Friend | Acquaintance | Neutral/Unsure | Dislike | Hate | Despise | Death Wish | Fear Faction Relations [Allied] Nanotrasen - "I don't care for the salary, and though I like the work I'm not so sure about the goals that work leads to. What is the Cyberiad? Why is it rebuilt again and again? Why can't I remember things others do? What are we even doing here? Research? Really?" [Dislike] Syndicate - "They kill us, they bomb us, they brainwash us into turning on our friends and colleagues. Yet there are some that seem to have morals. Sometimes their arguments give me a flicker of doubt in my duties and commitments. One day, maybe one day I'll just go postal with an energy sword and a holoparasite only to be replaced the next shift with a blissfully ignorant, loyal clone. Perhaps this has already happened." [Enemy] Abductors - "Their butchery and hostile method of study are reprehensible and can't possibly obtain good test results. They don't even use control subjects! They just rip out organs and put in new ones, ones that aren't even catalogued. It's a disgrace that we were shaped by the same masters." Allied | Love | Like | Neutral | Dislike | Hate | Enemy Other Information Knows too much space law.

BUT THEY ARE NICE!

This is my biggest one yet and I've done it about five times... Repairing Skull Bone Gel Hands get dirty Switch to chest targeting to wash my hands (instead of my face) Grab bone setter SLAM on my patients chest because I forgot to switch back to head targeting. I really wish Bone Setters did 0 damage or at least just didn't smack people on help intent. It's one of those things you learn through a lot of mistakes and I'm sure my patient wakes up thinking I'm a shitty doctor or something even though I know at least know 4 surgeries by heart and know by memory what all medicine does now.

I have a ton of peeves of people, and am not going to cover all of them: - People who want to have better role-play, then don't role-play * Refuse to do paperwork for jobs that are supposed to do paperwork * Generally, doing something just because it's 'faster' (not doing paperwork, Tesla every shift, most powerful chems, no anesthetic, breaking into places, not role-playing, etc) * Refuse to use self-preservation when a threat risks their safety just to 'try to be the hero' as most every role excluding war declaration by Nuclear Ops (though should still act untrained if they don't have the actual records to support them being trained with weapons) * Refuse to act out pain when not taking anesthesia (as a carbon-based life-form) * Yell at everyone for really stupid reasons (especially towards those who are new to the game, aren't very good yet, and are trying to learn in-game by role-playing it) * Inversely, not helping people in-game who are trying to learn in-game (usually the same people yelling at these people; show some human decency and teach them using role-play) * Those who act outside their role, such as doing surgery when a surgeon is right there (especially when they have no record they can do said thing in their employment record) - People who feel they are entitled to everything going their way * Break into places you don't give them access to (gateway) * Generally, those who break into anywhere to try to steal (you could properly give a reason you need something and someone might give it to you) * Inversely, those who refuse to give something reasonable to someone just because they might be an antagonist with a good reason/wants to do something fun for people * Those who act like absolute brats to security all the time and demand release/lawyer (if you know you are innocent, act calm, not freak the fuck out; they'll be more likely to actually listen to you) * Demanding Head of Personnel assistance immediate at round start because you didn't give the job you wanted/don't like the people you are working with - Those who try to always interact with the Captain rather than the appropriate department, such as reporting threats to security * Those who call out for Captain for really any reason other than survivor situations or Head of Personnel needs without a Head of Personnel

Name: Krichahka Age: 26? Gender: Male? Race: Vox Blood Type: A+ General Occupational Role(s): Engineer, Surgeon, Chemist Biography: Made to be an engineer and scavenger to patch newly acquired ships to Arkship's shroud, which role he served for several generations. By a quirk, or perhaps upon his cortical stack being dropped too many times, his current generation focused more on making the shroud more aesthetic, which resulted in deconstructing many of the components and modules bolted to it that he would say 'Doesn't fit there / Doesn't look good there'. To keep him away from dissassembling the arkship, he was tasked with acquiring and salvaging materials with raiding parties. He was reported to have been looting trading ships of Sol origin, yet according to the reports, casaulties of the crew were minimal as they were allowed to leave via escape pods. During a botched raid on a Nanotrasen installation where they attempted to steal a shipment of plasma, allegedly he destroyed the stash, along with half the station, and some of it's crew as he allegedly ignited it. He was captured and was offered a deal of working off the damages he caused in the service of NT, which he was forced to agree to. His old habits of building and re-designing areas remained and was put in use as he is often tasked with engineering duties. His assimilation to the crew is rather a mixed bag: he is rather friendly and helpful to crew, and buckles easily under authority figures, and follows a sort of code he calls 'The Inviolate' but tends to be cowardly and rather run away unless the threat would make escape impossible. On the other hand, he has 'sticky fingers' and things tend to 'disappear' around him; furthermore, he is extremely protective of other vox, and it might override his peaceful and friendly personality if they get in trouble. After several years of service and good behaviour, he was allowed to have one of his personal possessions back: a battered radio backpack (Voxcaster) of Sol origin with the words "Swift-Talon" scratched into it. It appears to be not functioning, as it seems he dismantled the radio of it's components and seem to use it as storage space. Security Records: -Robbery and arson on NT Station [REDACTED] via causing a plasma-fire. Minor incidents: -Theft of gold, plasma, and other valuables he deemed 'shiny', and using it in his personal construction projects. -Assaulted a crewmember after the victim called him "Swift-Talon". Charges were dropped due to 'cultural misunderstanding'. Medical Records: -Prone to use illegal substances, and is fond of 'fliptonium'.