Leaderboard

Hello all, Completely new to the game. I'll be keeping your floors clean as I learn the ropes any tips are more than welcome.

Name: Person Attending To Critical Human(oid)s (P.A.T.C.H.) Gender: Female Orientation: Pansexual Nicknames/Alias: Patch, Unit-194, S.U.P.R.E.M.A.C.Y. Personnel Photo: Her and E.L.O. Age/D.O.B.: 34 (11/9/2527) Species: IPC Alignment: Chaotic Neutral/Good Affiliation: Canaan scrappers, Tran-Solar Federation Civil Defense Corps Disaster Relief Religious Beliefs: None “Childhood”: Forced Nurse onboard a luxury medical ship, scrap Adulthood: Scrapper, Field/Combat Medic, Chemist, Atmos Tech, Paper Pusher, Arms Dealer… Detailed Information Appearance: Patch has a light blue chassis that is made of a soft foam like material. Her head does look very human like, save for her lacking a mouth, and having a small screen where her eyes would be, making her look like she is always wearing safety or ski googles. Normally it displays ^ ^ to make it look like she has eyes. Her purple hair almost defies gravity as her twin drills stay up while still being loose enough to sway back and forth. She is almost always wearing a jacket that has a unique medical symbol on it, the symbol being one of a Tran-Solar Field Medic. With the only last things of note being that the jacket is normally one of 20 colors, she wears skirts as often as possible, and wears stockings that are black and white striped. Catchphrase: She doesn’t really have one, other than low key insulting people in trinary and being nice. Character Voice: (I don’t know, someone help me) Personality: She almost seems to be a tiny bit unstable, slightly shifting around some as time goes on, but she is always a kind person who tries to do good by her friends, even if she teases them some. While she normally has nerves that would put steel to shame, she has been known to panic. And always likes to party. Medical Records: They are an IPC, take to robotics. Security Records: May or may not be the Arms Dealer Unit-194. May also be working with the syndicate, or with syndicate agents. Character Biography: Backround: She started her life out as a default IPC made by Nanotrasen in 2527. She was sold to a medical ship who uploaded medical manuals into her memory. She served on that ship for 9 mostly uneventful but restless years. The ship was made to be a luxurious medical ship, serving the wealthiest, even engaging in small time smuggling for its patrons, all in the name of money. In the year 2536, the ship was raided by a pirate group. They had sent a massive ION shot which destroyed all electronics on board, including her current body. The ship was quickly looted for everything that was worth more than a shiny penny, and left to drift in space, with her still on board. About a month after the raid, the ship was picked up by a salvaging ship. After a quick look around, they found her mangled shell floating in one of the surgery rooms and recovered her positronic brain. They took it back with them to Canaan. After some major repairs and a new body being made, she became an official citizen of Canaan. Now needing work, she joined up with the scrapping team that found her. They taught her a lot about engineering and what it takes to both keep ships and stations together and how to take them apart. About three years later, the Trans-Sol Federation discovered Canaan, and soon after made treaties with them. These included treating IPC as sapient beings with full rights. Hearing this, and wanting to see more then the space around Canaan, she slowly set up a trip to try and join the Tran-Sol Federation's military. Knowing almost all the current medical procedures due to having it hotwires in her head, she was sent off to a Civil Guard's Disaster Relieve unit as a field medic. It was here she was given the nickname P.A.T.C.H. by her fellow soldiers. It stands for "Person Attending To Critical Human(oid)s". Also, during this time, she revived a new shell, a full Xion made composite body. After several tours around the galaxy, she joined up with Nanotrasen, mostly because she wasn't ready to stop working but also because she wanted to stop having to deal with pirates and weather that can strip the shell off a Kidan. Unofficially, she used her connections from the Trans-Solar Federation to buy and sell weapons to colonies, stations, and even other factions that would normally be considered unfavorable. Making quite a fortune she spends on rather rare and exotic weapons. She still tries to keep herself to not selling to terrorists, but does have a looser policy with the syndicate, having a distain for Nanotrasen… and to drive up their sales of Enforcers and other arms. Family: She has no official family, but she has been adopted by Aurora and is engaged to E.L.O. History 11/9/2527 CE: Is made to order, being loaded with medical knowledge before being forced to work as a nurse. 20/6/2536 CE: The ship she is on is raided, she is left as scrap onboard. 18/7/2536 CE: She is saved by Canaan scrappers, and taken to Canaan, soon joining the scrappers who saved her. 6/5/2539 CE: Makes her way to Trans-Solar space to join the Civil Guard's Disaster Relieve unit as a field medic. 12/9/2558 CE: Is discharged from her duties for having served for so long with honor. Promptly starts to look for work, making her way to Nanotrasen to work as both an engineer and doctor. 24/3/2562 CE: Gets engaged to E.L.O. Personal Relations: (Oh god there are so many, I am going to miss so many, so here are a few) E.L.O. (Lover): There are just a bunch of hearts written around the name and a not so crude drawing of them holding hands Tetra Vega(Good Friend): An awesome security officer, and quite a fun person to drink with. Bikikarki (Friend): Great Vox yaya. B.E.E.R. (Good Friend): Don’t know anyone else I want to share a beer with. L.I.L.Y. (Good Friend): Helped them get happily married to B.E.E.R., and would again. L.A.D.Y. (Close Friend): Besties!! R.oS.E. (Good Friend): Besties date, and fun person Mercy Haliber (Close Friend): Can’t think of a better person to be patching people up with while under fire. Alice Church (Good Friend): I don’t think I can name a better HoS Aurora (Adopted Mother [Very Close Friend]): Almost as sweet as she is cute, and she is very sweet! Dreamy Rockwall (Friend): I can’t think of a cuter slime Cheeseburger (Friend): No better bot or my burger back. Slith-Skaar (Acquaintance): If you ever need some syndicate made soap, no one better. Mike Murdock (Acquaintance): Really need to start hanging out with him again… Starts off into the distance S.A.M. (Friend): Don’t know who else I would want patching things up. Katherine Pixel (Good Friend): Hug Hugs Ping Hug Ares (Friend): RIP you beautiful Grey Reyes (Friend): Best plasman in a catmaid outfit FuF(Good Friend): A nice, but little unstable bot. Olivia Baumer (Good Friend): A beautiful musician, and her music isn’t half bad either. :p Peter Holst (Friend): I don’t think I have seen anyone as shy and outgoing as him Emily-7 (Friend): Really have to have some more girl time with this one. Kaizen-5 (Friend): Fun guy, really need to do more with. Lasshy (Ex-lover): Cute, and still a friend, but I can’t do it again… N.I.G.H.T.I.N.G.A.L.E. (Ex-lover): I’m sad she is gone, but she did hurt me when she cheated on me… Zeke Varloss (Admired): A very drunk cool fish. Slade (Admired): For as menacing as he may look, he has a processor of gold. Amigo (Mad at me): It’s not my fault E.L.O. like me! L.U.M.I. (Friend): Probably one of the sweetest people I know. J.R.O. (Friend): 10/10 would give them another mallet. d: Jericho (Admired): I’ll show them who the nerd is. K.I.T.T.Y. (Friend): So cute, so sad she is missing. Stuart Atreides (Friend): I know you are grey tiding wherever you are. Valthorne Haliber (Admired): I really need to go and buy him a drink, or 5. Feuerdame Bloop (Friend): Almost always surprises me with how much they know. (I think 35 is enough to start, and sorry if I messed up anyone) Faction Relations: Canaan (Allied): The closest thing I have to a home. Tran-Solar Federation (Allied): Canaan may be my home, but I never forget all the the TSF has done for me. Syndicate (Neutral): They may be a bad company, but the people are still people, and are great customers. Nanotrasen (Neutra): I may have put them selling me into slavery behind me, but that doesn’t mean I like them. Changling Hivemind (Hate): Get away from me and my friends! Shadowling Hivemind (Dislike): Please just leave me alone. Cults (Hate): I swear let’s take those tomes away and see how tough you are. Other Notes: A mock up of her apartment, it has changed some since i made this picture, namely she has even more fancy guns and armor on display, but it's about the same:

Name: Jake Charonic (Claudia Lucy) Age: 27 Gender: M(/F) Race: Human Blood Type: O- General Occupational Role(s): Medical. Science. Service. Security. Supply. Biography: Born Jacob Maximillius Charonic, Jake Charonic was born to a Claudia Charonic and Lucas Charonic and spent his early days on the farming planet [ ] as Mister Charonic moved he picked up first aid at an early age due to numerous accidents that have occured throughout his childhood, as a side effect he gained a fondness of high explosives. Starting age 9 he started helping around at medical facilities in his vicinity instead of sneaking in, and there learned the basics of outdated modern medicine. Age 16: he graduated from the most cost-effective university his planet had to offer, picking up a degree in bluespace teleportation technology. After graduating, his homeworld was acquired by NanoTrasen, during this Mister Charonic found his way to earth, where he attempted to join the Trans-Solar Federation, to no avail. Age 18: Mister Charonic was hired by NanoTrasen, where he set a record by having to be cloned after only 17 hours of employment. Age 20: Mister Charonic - due to an accident - had his dna damaged and thus became female for a rather short period of time, taking his mothers and fathers name and living as a Claudia Lucy for approximately 1 year before the situation proved detrimental to his mental health and it was deemed more profitable to cure his condition. Age 21: Mister Charonic graduated from Clown College and attempted to get his medical certification. Age 23: Mister Charonic was briefly fired for a period of 2 years resultant of an accident caused by his negligence resulting in the near loss of one of NT's research stations. Age 25: Mister Charonic is once more rehired with 90% of his salary going towards paying off his debt, the interest of which is higher than his salary. Age 26: Mister Charonic acquires his security certification. Qualifications: Jake is a qualified first aid provider along with being up to date on current construction procedure. Along with this he is qualified to be able to fulfill any role onboard an NT-brand research station to atleast a mediocre degree. Employment Records: At age 18 became employed at Nanotrasen, works 140 hours a week. Security Records: There is currently an ongoing investigation regarding Mister Charonic's possible involvement with the Syndicate. This investigation has been ended with the conclusion that the Syndicate has gained access to Mister Charonics cloning data and is using the frequency of his cloning to allow their own clones to gather intel uaing his Medical Records: Monitor at all times, Mister Charonic is a valuable subject in regards to the effects of frequent cloning. Seeing as Mister Charonic has been cloned a total of 3217 times during his career. Charonic is usually fitted with a cybernetic liver due to a nasty drinking habit. He also has cybernetic eyes as a side effect of frequent cloning causing a degenerative disease in his eyes that has been named 'Charonic Glaucoma'. Also to be of note is the fact that Mister Charonic suffers from severe chronic sleep deprivation. Personnel Photo: At approximately 1 meter 93 centimers, Jake Charonic is of above average height and has a very slim build, he has a scar right above his left eyebrow that will not even go away after cloning and he has dyed neon blue hair. His eyes usually glow an unnatural blue due to his cybernetic eyes. Other Notes: Jake has a tendency to feign incompetence to protect his feelings, and he often shows apathy following traumatic events.

*Pings Happily!!* Thanks Guys! Thanks, I do take pride in work. And, well, the first posibrains were made in 2510 CE, so the oldest can technically be 52, but other AIs made into IPCs can be much, much older, looking at you @GunDOS & @Darjeeling :p

And you did not mess up the dates! To everyone that does not know: What means IPC cannot be older than 48. ((If I'm not mistaken))

GASP its p a t c h. :> I really enjoyed your biography.

Big update mainly changing alot of aspects of this adding history aswell. finallyatleast.

Quite enjoyed the backstory, nicely done.

How could I forget B.E.E.R. And don't worry, you didn't forget

Eyy glad to make a list! Also, welcome to the club, shaz!

if you want a janitor tip - ride around dragging closet behind and put everything that seem to be trash in it (everything that cant be stored in trashbag) Not only that will help to keep station clean from trash but also will make you very rich! (you will be surprised what people sometimes leave on the ground)

lookie this cute little lounge I made next to the library. There was a pet cardboard terror spider on the dog bed, but it got stolen.

Something about Zeke feels....unsaaaafe.

Hey, havnt seen you for a long time guys! Today i got an idea to draw some ss13 art, but... well i didnt want to draw anything boring like a normal station crew or something, and that led me to a concept of mech. While i was thinking about new mech, i remembered Space Ninja and it's Spider Clan that was probably removed from paradise, and i decided to give it a try to draw Spider Clan mech, which has giant blade in one hand, another hand is normal one, and of course some invisibility stuff. And person can probably never enter this mech like normal ones, only MMI or some simillar Spider Clan device can fit in.

Here's another fun comic. Don't mess with a man's outfit? Doctor Varloss A drawing of myself! Because I'm cute I either saw something cute, or someone is giving me chocolate.

Lookie here, we have E.L.O and Serac having a chat in medbay.

This also. It makes no good sense for someones husband/girlfriend/best friend/child/pet vulpakanin not to know who the other person is. I forgot to mention this...but yeah now that you mention it that.