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Nukies spent about an hour devising a plan on how to stealthily and quickly get in, powersink the station, assault bridge, activate the nuke and leave. Long story short, after we spent an hour coming up with a plan, half our squad just fucked off before the sink was set up. Nobody besides me bought an emag. So I used mine, while holding a gun in the other hand. The following acts transpired within aproximately 3 and a half minutes: Emagged into HOP's Office. Emagged into the conference room. Emagged into the bridge. Put my Emag away, grabbed a flashbang, activated it with Z. Finger slipped on X. Throw intent active from the flashbang. Have gun-holding hand selected. Throw my rifle into the captains face like some retard. Get flustered. Press X real quick to switch to the flashbang. Try throwing. Throw intent isn't on. Press R. Fatfinger E. Put flashbang into backpack. Flashbang goes off inside. Kill captain. Leave bridge with other Nukies. Get robusted by a single sec officer and the AI firelock crushing me. Macrobomb implant takes out most the bridge and part of the hallway. Deadchat: "Well, that didn't go well." "Were you the asshole that threw a gun at the Captain instead of shooting him?" I'll never play nukie again.

You can never be disarmed if you are the weapon. *taps head*

I've literally taken down desword users with nothing but a baton and bolas. If you can't manage it >git gud Sec has a massive arsenal to deal with them. If they have a bowman and sechud, you can still pepper spray them. If they are wearing a mask, you have bolas. The clown and janitor have slip items you can easily commandeer, not to mention BEAR TRAPS. If there is a miner get their KA, it ignores the block rate and just aim for a hand till it breaks while kiting. Non-sec can throw crap, use pneumatic cannons, disarm spam in groups to keep flanking, or just literally throw someone at the desworder to garuntee knock them down and allow you to run up and snag the sword or just pummel the tator tot into oblivion. What the hell is with the nerf frenzy on paradise trying to hugbox items that have literally been in the game for years.

title, someone with a desword and flashbang protection is basically invincible unless you powergame with lances inb4 'salty', being unhappy something overpowered killed you doesn't make it not overpowered