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  1. >Round start, I think Imma play roboticist, because I have recently seen newbies playing robotics, not knowing how to even fix an IPC. >Surprise surprise, my mate Robbie is also my co-worker. >Double surpirse, Im traitor. >I yell an audibly "oh god" and leave robotics for materials and usual basic stuff. >Back in robotics, my mate Robbie is making some medbots for genetics, we stare awkwardly at each other. >Soon, Robbie suspiciously leaves robotics for not specific reason, pretty sure he's an antag too. >I begin to build my first cyborg when a security borg comes to robotics. >I have a plan >Unfortunately, Robbie appears from nowhere and starts changing the borg's battery. >We keep staring awkwardly at each other, we don't know what to do, so we start making a Ripley. >In the process, I slip him a couple of times and I give him some hints that I was a traitor. >He doesn't notices the obvious hints, this is great. >Secborg comes back for upgrades, this is my opportunity, I grab the upgrade that Robbie was making and I open his controls, emagging and upgrading. >I whisper my orders, "kill the mime" >*beep >A new borg joins, sadly is a janiborg, but still is gonna get emagged. >The AI appears from the holopad, "why my borgs are not linked to me" >I tell her that's not my job and start ignoring her as Robbie is doing. >She leaves. >I go "for minerals" and hide my emag in the bathrooms. >When I come back, robotics is filled with sec officers and the sec borg is dead, objective accomplished. >They search our bag, AI staring at us. >Nothing, AI is having a nervous crisis. >I recover my emag fron the bathrooms, the RD is deconstructing the borg. >I make a new chasis, emagged, of course. >The sec borg is still emagged, the AI has no borgs linked and bridge got bombed, shuttle call. >Robbie is making a new borg, I have no time to emag it. >Cappy comes to robotics, he needs a leg and I need his hand tele. >Robbie starts operating, blueshield is warding, I'm buying a mini bomb. >"Hey captain look at thi-" the bomb gets stuck in my hand, I cannot throw it. >I throw the bomb to the opposite side of robotics, now is a hole. >I see Robbie dragging the injured body of the captain, I throw another bomb. >I fail, now the hallway is gone. >The blueshield accuses me before dying. >"AMA stop killing people" >"DON'T JUDGE THIS UNIT" >I try to leave in the arcade pod, door welded, bolts down. >A hacking fight starts between me and a sec officer, he cannot unbolt the door without screwdriving the door panel first, I keep screwdriving the panel closed. >The only thing that could end this is a bor- >The borg that Robbie made unbolts the door, enters the pod, cuffs me and spaces me as the pod leaves. >I deserved it. >Round end. >Robbie was my traitor helper all this time. >I hate him.
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  2. More silly shenanigans. Be wary of your co-workers. Or your very close friends. they might not be as nice as you normally think. Another Hydroponic shift with Ruby. "Is this 'Valuable'?"
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