Let's get down to business
To defeat the mimes
Did they send me shitsec?
When I asked for crimes?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister I'll make a clown out of you
Break in with the chemists
Get thermite and win
Once you slip the captain
Use the spare, break in
You're a silent, pale, pathetic lot
And you cannot robust too
Somehow I'll make a clown out of you
I'm never gonna slip up Sec
Say hello to those who'll brig me
Boy was I a fool in lobby, choosing civ
This guy's got me in a cell
Hope he doesn't shoot right through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to slip
Be a clown
You must be swift as a gygax mech now
Be a clown
With all the force of a blobbernaut
Be a clown
With all the strength of nuclear op
Mysterious as the dark of side of scimaint
Time is racing toward us
Till the mimes arrive
Heed my every order
And you might survive
You're unsuited for the service SOP
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a clown out of you?
Be a clown
You must be swift as a gygax mech now
Be a clown
With all the force of a blobbernaut
Be a clown
With all the strength of nuclear op
Mysterious as the dark of side of scimaint