Leaderboard

AMA: Artificial Multitask Automation Azul: Badass Because Sunglasses Firak: Got Me Banned Xrim: Cheerful And Depressed

Just saying hi. Played a lot in the past casually. “Bob Goble” Back to rock genetics. Used to play xenobiology but it’s not an option anymore?

So one day i was again playing Hans Zimmermann, the mostly friendly fat german guy. On that fatefull shift i was a Botanist and for the first 10 Minutes things where going well. I did the usal Botany start with the Plant disk and i planted all the Stuff the Chef wanted. He gave me a Sugarcane for my good work, oh that damn Sugercan. So what did our favorite fat german guy did? He ate the Sugarcane and exploded 10 Minutes into the Shift. What a great shift so far. So luckly the HoS (Sorry i am not good with Names so you can enter your Names in the coments and i will add them later) came by and picked up my brain to get it to Robotics. My brain got stuffed in a Robotic Interface or something like that. I can talk again nice. So i explaind how i exploded and everything. Meanwhile a Medical Doctor got my Head and atached it to a monkey(This is important later). After explaing everything, the HoS gave my brain to the CMO(Again comment your Name and i will add it). The frindly CMO then humanized a monkey to test the sugarcane with the HoS first. He did not explode...(the morale of the story dont eat sugarcanes if you are allready fat). So far so good we are now half an hour into the shift. Then the CMO went with me to Botany where i exploded an left a huge mess. Unfortunaly a shitass Janitor went by and saw that mess... And he threw a cleaning granade into Botany.... and he washed away all my blood. So the CMO cant get any blood from my "body". Luckly around this time we get infromed that my Head is on a monkeys Body. Good at least i can get back into my own head. The Monky laid with my head ontop of it, allready on the surgeontable. But my head looked kinda grey... So the friendly miss CMO tried to put my brain back into my decomposing head and it didnt work. What a great shift so far. Allright last possible solution borging. So we went to Robotics to get myself a fine new body. Buuuut we need a signed paper from the Captain to get me borged. Well this should not be a big problem right? False! Our currently Captain was Sam McGyver a human male... but everyone on the station called him a female and harrased him a bit. Then he got realy drunk and we talked nearly half an our to him to get that damn borging form. What whe get was a piece of paper with the captain stamp on it.... that has to be enough right? Right! So we went back to Robotics, got myself a nice new Body (We are now one and a half hour into the shift btw). So the only thing left is to get myself a new ID and i can go back to work. So the friendly Robotics guy and my new body went to the HoP line wich was closed... nice. So he tried to contact the HoP via comms but got no respond for 10 minutes so he startet deconstructing his windows.....What a nice shift so far. Finaly the HoP respondet after beeing threadend with deconstructing his walls. I got a new ID and Hans can finaly get back to botany..... wich was totaly fucked right now. The Seedventor was stolen, the Botanicsventor was on shock everything mode and we got an Terrorspider outbreak. WHAT A NICE FUCKING SHIFT!. So last thing that happend i got trashed by a red Terrorspider. (I know my english grammer is not very good i am no native englisch speaker but this helps to remember some stuff from school)

Lumpy: Squishy Fun Nerd

N.A.T.H.A.N: Literally a nerd

I've not been posting regular updates here since the first one. I've done a lot of updating like shrinking virology slightly, adding back in the old medical maint room under genetics, which is now under virology. The new maint that runs from the robotics hallway behind virology and down to medbay maint is now all access as well. The remap is essentially in a ready state right now save for some minor things like making sure doors have the proper access and such. Here is the current iteration of the map: https://affectedarc07.co.uk/ParaMapGen/Images/111.png

Roentgen. Derp. Derp derp!

HelpBot2000 - Defective, Obsolete, h e l p f u l Gavis - Old, Caring, Cowardly

An antagonist could just. Disable the speaker, and posibrains don't have comms. On the post, i agree with it. I've seen many newbie roboticists remove IPC brains wihout turning on the speaker. This way, you could guide the nerd on how to fix your mangled corpse, being a learning opprutunity for new players.

This. I have begun observing security regularly to try and get a understanding of the situation. A little more then half the people getting pulled in are greytide. Of the problem security officers we have, almost none of them are regulars or high time security/command. They do. The crew does not do that in return. Security players tend not to be mains, and tend to be less experienced then the tide they confront. If they don't insta taze and cuff, they are going to get disarmed spammed, robusted for all their things and flushed down disposals. Its too easy for your average tider to overwhelm a new officers, it happens once and they are never off their guard. This is just one of many examples. It sucks, but this is not an easy fix, the mechanics of our server encourage this behaviour. I unlocked Vox, IPC, NTRep, and Pod Pilot, all through security karma back in the day. As things changed I started playing blueshield, as I still saw a fair amount of action, did not have to deal with rando tide, and got to feel like a real bodyguard with a baton and laser pistol. (At the time it was a massive revolver, I miss that). I can't speak for other former mains, but I remember when security was more often armed, had webbing, and could switch out the power cells in their weapons. As things got more and more mall cop, I just stopped playing security. When that was the norm, we would not wear armour or helmets until at least blue. I don't bring this up to sound "Back in my day." but I do believe that if we are looking for why attitudes may have changed, we should look for causes.

J'eff - Lazy Grey Assistant Qur Qmoo - Very warbly Skrell SulfuricA - Abrasive Plasma Punk

Name: Tahtechghzthbis 'Lich' Lichzandtzwichslich Age: 24 Gender: Male Race: Vulpkanin Blood Type: O- General Occupational Role(s): [Command] Nanotrasen Representative Head of Personnel [Security] Detective Security Officer [Medical] Surgeon Paramedic Geneticist Psychiatrist [Engineering] Atmospheric Technician Station Engineer [Science] Plasma Researcher Xeniobiologist Reluctant RND Biography: Believed to be born somewhere in Vezzend, little records were submitted to Nanotrasen upon the initial hiring of 'Lich' and his sister Tazkirakatek 'Kira' Lichzandtzwichslich. Immigration records confirm that both Lich and his sister left Vezzend at an early age with a large group of other immigrants that were bound for the Sol System. Lich and Kira were noted as being the only individuals on the craft sharing their last names and neither seem to be willing or able to share information regarding their parents or family history. Upon arriving in the Sol System, Lich and his sister ultimately went different directions despite their young ages. While records indicate that Kira sought after formal schooling, Lich appeared to develop a certain "Wanderlust" and spent a number of years traveling as a result. Coincidentally, Lich ended up working in a number of jobs at various locations throughout the system while traveling. On paper, Lich's arrival to any particular area generally seemed to herald some sort of disaster that potentially suggested him intentionally causing chaos where-ever he went. Mr. Changs - Employment: Vendor Technician - Dismissed after a mass insurrection of mal-functioning vendors. EDIT: Exonerated after it was determined that a silent ion storm passed through the areas coincidentally after he had left, causing an AI revolution. Einstein Engines Inc - Employment: Fuel Technician - Dismissed after a mass FTL compromise resulting in several injuries and millions of dollars of damage to various stations and ships. EDIT: Exonerated after an internal investigation determined the cause was a space rat falling into a fuel mixture and compromising the integrity. BioTech Solutions - Employment: Augmentation Specialist - Dismissed after an incident only referred to as the 'Wild Hand' incident. EDIT: Exonerated after animal autopsy reports and lab studies determined that multiple power surges caused by a manager plugging in an old toaster were the suspected cause. Trans - Solar Federation - Employment: Local Level System Bureaucrat - Dismissed after what was described as a 'mass paperwork collection error' occurred. EDIT: Exonerated after multiple eye-witness reports confirming the presence of a still notorious 'Hulk Monkey'. Any information regarding a large, green monkey should be immediately reported to your local Trans-Solar Federation Law Enforcement center. Nanotrasen - Employment: Detective / Security Officer - Dismissed after <REDACTED>. EDIT: See Trans-Solar Investigation <REDACTED> for further information. All charges dismissed, re-employment offered as compensation. Following the incident on <REDACTED> , Lich spent a brief stint in jail while awaiting the outcome of the investigation, and potential trial. Due to the outcome of the investigation, no charges were pressed but Lich did not immediately accept the offer to return to the work force. For approximately one standard year, no records exist of Lich as it is assumed he went into a brief period of hiding. When asked, he and his sister both simply state that he required 'time away'. Lich returned and began obtaining formal education before re-contracting with Nanotrasen, as no other companies were apparently willing to hire him and the court arbitration decision still remained in effect. Qualifications: Formal Medical Education from Sol University. Minor in Business Administration from Sol University. Security Credentials (EXPIRED) from Nanotrasen. Atmospherics and Engineering Certification from BioTech Solutions. Employment Records: -Initial Employment Physical: Above-Average. - Subject assigned to Security. - Subject Reassigned to Detective. Assigned to <REDACTED> Investigation. - Subject Dismissed following Incident Number <REDACTED>. - Re-Employment mandated by Court Arbitration following outcome of investigation. -Re-Employment Physical: Minimal Standards Met. - Extensive Vocal Cord Damage noted during evaluation. - Subject referred to Medical. Security Records: See Incident Number: <REDACTED> Medical Records: - Referred from Employment Screening. - Laryngeal Atrophy noted upon video laryngoscopy. PT appears to have no difficulty breathing or otherwise maintaining his airway at this time. No esophageal or tracheal abnormalities noted. Extensive damage caused by infrequent exercise of larynx has resulted in the likelihood that the PT will never be able to speak Canilunzt but may be able to speak Galactic Common with appropriate Rehabilitation efforts. - Due to a series of unfortunate events and lack of compliance from the PT, efforts to restore the PT's speech have been ineffective. The PT has been noted to be able to speak one-two words at max before the potential for laryngeal trauma becomes significant. Personnel Photo (Appearance text): Standing at six foot, one inch; Lich is a snow-white vulp with dark grey hair atop his head and an average build. Lich can usually be seen fussing with his hair in some form or fashion. Due to this, It's not uncommon for his hair to look completely different from one shift to another, or for him to attempt to hide it from view with a hat. Lich's eyes generally have a 'tired' look to them regardless of the amount of sleep he has. Lich's face appears to be overtly animated yet has a 'sharp' look due to the anatomy of his muzzle. Lich is never seen within a PDA or a stack of papers somewhere on his person and a pen tucked neatly behind an ear. Likely due to not speaking, Lich is very often seen using his hands to speak for him, and is rather animated in their usage. Lich's Reference Picture: Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: Lich's theme song: Humility by Gorillaz feat. George Benson Common Pronunciation of his name: Tah-Tech-Giz-The-Bis Lich-Zand-Switch-Slich Lich is left handed. Lich's favorite color is Blue. Due to a number of previous accidents, Lich has an irrational fear of cows. According to him this has nothing to do with his lactose intolerance. In contrast to him, Lich's sister Kira has fiery red hair. It's heavily implied that one point or another, Lich learned Russian although he obviously doesn't speak it. While only having his major incident with NT in his security record, Lich has been arrested over thirty times by Sol Gov for various things but has never formally been sentenced to prison for anything. Lich one time payed 300,000 credits to WinterOS to visit its core and to have his friend attacked by the cleaning droids. Where Lich appears to be a walking ball of bad luck to himself and occasional the environment around him; Lich's sister Kira is known for being extremely fortunate in most things she does. Lich defines himself as an Avellonist, a rather simplistic philosophy that if you want to know about you'll have to ask him. He is married to Mariya Lichzand-Sankinov. Lich claims to have played a role in the creation of Fun Fact and Fun Fact 2.0, he usually give some sorta legal jargon rather promptly about him not being responsible for anything that it tells you about or to do.