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J'eff is the only character I've seen fit into the role of hair stylist so easily. Shame he bald tho. It's like Beethoven, the best artists cannot enjoy their own art... sometimes...maybe. SCHWING SCISSORS

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One could still smash the girder with the emergency welding tool, which would take, along with removing the outer plating, about 70 seconds. Which is probably the same time it would take one to run all the way to the YouTool near arrivals and back from engineering, along with using a crowbar/ wrench to get through the wall instead of smashing it to debris.

An illegal IPC Azul, PRO security man. Slime Isthel. Evidently, they were orange.

Can you thou? You'll need a crowbar or wrench too won't you?

Sentry officer

So, a certain Vox, Krikikachik, turns themselves into a hell hound a LOT. Now, I'm not one to judge but... I had the sneaking suspicion that it was a reason. I have discovered that @BeanOS's Vox actually wants to be a hot dog boy. I don't know why I made this... I spent... a bit too much time.

Heya. Over the last month or so I've been sketching a few of my experiences aboard Paradise station to procrastinate, and I thought I'd upload some of the results. Keep in mind that I have no formal applied art education, so most of this stuff is rough/poorly-cropped etc. "Kill them all; God will recognize his own." His Sergey senses are tingling. Another sketch of Sergey. Really, after reading all the praise on his crew-record thread, I couldn't help myself. Sergey Kurilyochov slams unknown into the reinforced window! "SkreeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" This is based on a round where the Vox warden got his legs blown off by a PDA bomb - medbay gave him a wheelchair, and due to a bug some sort of non-euclidian bluespace mumbo-jumbo, he gained the ability to move at ridiculously high speeds. Relevant. Everyone's favourite ramshackle Syndicate IPC. SLaDOS's favourite opening gimmick as AI was to misuse the announcement system. This dame here. One of the more excruciating things to deal with as HoS is when you get two people who continually level petty, stupidly vague accusations of criminal activity at each other and absolutely refuse to fucking let it go. It probably isn't a good thing that I've managed to get myself bwoinked in each HoS round I've played for a full week, with no bans. I have a feeling someone in management is getting real sick of my shit, but I don't know. Anyways, that's my art. Feel free to comment, move on, volley-fire your rotten vegetables, etc.

I knew J'eff was an anime all along.

Emergency kits are really meant for space and vacuum (hence the oxy masks). The epipen is for short term stabilization, not healing. Cable coils and welders are very much outside the realm of that, and not really the main idea of the thread. They've been brought up before and rejected. Oil is interesting but I feel has some of the problems of being too long term. I'd much prefer perhaps another oil despenser thats not just the one in robotics or delivered from cargo. Preferably a small one, but robotics is really the only logical place. Maybe a random spawn in maint.

Dont worry, next time just put a little more BACKBONE into it.

also you need a more than just a welder to get though walls.

We Tried we went around making bone jokes and drinking tomato juice.

I...dislike the water slip nerf, I don't believe is something that needs to be touched here, as water is an easily accessible slipping resource and, unlike lube, is actually balanced. Giving people even more reasons to use lube instead is not something I am ok with. Tho making advanced mops use space cleaner and filling the water tank in the janitorial closet with said Reagent would probably be a better option. Being able to order more pimpins janirides would also be cool. I am against the whole nerfing the floor buffer to force janitors to use the other inferior tools, why don't you try giving them a better function instead? I would like to say, that janitors job is just simple, you clean. There is nothing much to do there, you just clean and clean, and it should be one of rhe easiest job on the station. Requiring more than 2 braincells to play the job aka adding more difficulty to fulfill the role is something I dislike.

You know, I think I like this style a bit more... It's pixel-ie and suits the more simple drawings that I do for this. Anyway, here's your N.N.O, Alyssia! So fluffy, but if you try and pet, you will probably be promptly dead'd.

Various spessmen