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Who's that Birthday Bot? It's Robbie! Toasters for everyone! Happy birthday you nerd. @rapaskoti

So I was an IPC traitor and decided to go roundstart head on and rushed my objective (RD armor) with an emag. I was very quickly set to arrest and got into gateway which was the russian station. I decided to mess around and take some stuff including a Security outfit. I bought some other things including Agent ID card and chameleon set. I couldnt really pass as a Sec Officer due to lack of access + mindshield so I decided to instead go as a civilian and become the voice of god with a detomatrix. I used this to blow up people like @Rebel0 for not getting enough dates and defying "god", a warden that crime stacked and people that insulted "god" in a hopefully funny RP way. When I was out of cartridges I gave some secure information to the station as I also bought a syndicate encryption key by that point but got bored and didnt really know what to do. I wandered around and realized the fucking ERT shuttle was there unguarded. I used the emag to go to CC. I could not do anything special there... until I remembered that emags can be used on blast door thingies and decided to open everything. The armory was guarded by turrets and the mechs are emag-proof so I was not able to get into them, but I did manage to make my way to the BSA room. I realized ghosts were spooking me at that point and I ahelped if I can use the BSA but I was not given permission so I decided to wait until the round ended. Suddenly (I assume the admins finally noticed) the AI ALICE started talking to me. I was very surprised and had a very dumb answer at first. The AI was then saying it was downloading translation software as it did not understand me. I quickly changed my ID to Nanotrasen Admiral and when asked again I said I was the new CC intern to which the AI responded that it now recognizes my ID (Thanks a lot admins!). Also where the picture is from. In the end I emagged all the airlocks so people coudlnt leave the shuttle too early and went back to the BSA. I didnt realize there were so many options and it took me sometime before I found the right thing to BSA. I almost never do mass murder things after the round ends but given the opportunity I decided to use it this time. So in short I broke into CC, CC now has an IPC NT Admiral Intern called Kornwall that does not exist and I am probably one of the few players that managed to break into CC and not get killed as well as use the BSA. This was immensely fun to do and I had a real rush going into CC.

How to utterly DESTROY Nanotrasen's™ claim to owning you via contract in one sentence:

Here's Jonah putting on his coat, because I felt like this was something that needed to be drawn. YEP Working behind the scenes with @necaladun (kinda) we thought it was time to have @Kyet's "fursona" drawn up, but not just Kyet, we also have an appearance of Kylet... Kyet's "evil twin" I'm starting to wonder if maybe I need to get writing an apology... in an essay format.

So, @John_bigless said he wanted his character drawn. As we knew us for some time, I just asked him if he would be willing to give me this opportunity. With the input of him i didn't have to think too much about the setting and details and it was therefore overall fairly relaxing. I am more than happy that i've done this and he seems to be pleased with the result too. Nathan chilling at home with a can of synthanol.

I wrote this so that people coming from other, half-decent, servers could adjust to Paradise's rules and nonexistent RP. Tips as follows: 1) 'RP' is a code word for 'sitting in the bar talking for 30 minutes, while avoiding our actual jobs'. 2) When someone says 'book club,' they really mean 'metafriend clique.' 3) As an antag, 'Steal a jetpack' is syndicate jargon for 'Blow up all the space pods, decimate security, assassinate the Captain, and loot the armory." 4) When being arrested by security, spam the radio with wild, unfounded, accusations and protests. If they take away your headset, rant in LOOC until muted. Proceed to file an admin complaint on the forums with the most ridiculous username you can think of. 5) As a security officer, know your procedures by heart 6) When an admin finally PMs you regarding all of the above, they aren't really looking for answers, they want an excuse to ban you. Give them one, go out in a blaze of glory. 7) If the ban you receive is a fair, reasonable temp ban, appeal with the maximum vitriolic nonsense you can fit in a poorly written paragraph. If it's permanent, wait a few weeks and start ban evading! Note: The above is a just a joke, please do not take it seriously or follow any advice therein. Should the Administration wish to move this thread, feel free to do so.

15.) If you manage to become an admin make sure to harass new engineers when they mess up.

In the planned engineering revamp there is a nice little spot in the revamped construction area i have plans for Very nice work Drake, and I look forward to seeing future works

Precious and wonderful! Honestly, little trade shops or little lounges that people make up are always fun. Clearly we need to have little areas that the HoP could rent out to people so they could make shops.

The Skipjack Trade Shack is a good time, I like finding exotic items from either the gateway or from space travel and giving it to Kar-Ski to put on display. I get the feeling that one day an IAA will come by and spit out "You've got a license for that?"

A cute and soft? drawing. Because I dunno, I strive to draw cute couple pictures!!

Because it's been a while since I've updated in here. *woops* A drawing of my 80's Alternate Universe, because I've been finding it fun to changing NT and some characters to fit in this time... So, of course I had to have Jonah at a Laundromat This is actually a redraw of something I did back in 2016, i believe the reason why I drew up the original one was because someone wanted to see Jonah as an antag type because I drew Zeke as one a lot... and because I felt like it could also hurt people emotionally... I'm sorry And lastly... Jonah lighting up a cigarette

Colour theory, something Artist should know but most artist don't really care too much to know about it. But what is the purpose of colour theory? Basically to know what colours go well with each other, and how to use them to portray a mood you're setting. FIRST; The Basics Primary Colours: Red, Yellow, Bluee Secondary Colours: Orange, Green, Violet Tertiary Colours: Orange-Yellow, Red-Orange, Violet-Red Blue-Violet, Blue-Green, Green-Yellow Hue Saturation - This would be colour before adding any lights or dark. Most of the time you wouldn't use all of your colours in full saturation as it can sometimes be straining on the eyes, plus they don't always look well together. Complementary Colours- If they're opposite from the from each other on the colour wheel, they'll probably go well with each other Red - Green Yellow - Purple Orange - Blue RGB - Red, Green, Blue This is what the internet and computer normally uses CMYK - Cyan, Magenta, yellow, Black This is what printers normally uses SECOND; Picking the right colours There's a few things to keep in mind what you're wanting the setting of your drawing/picture to be, is the setting cold are dark? Have more blues and/or purples. Is the setting more warm and bright? Have more yellows and oranges. Do you want colours to be more in harmony? Looking at the colour wheel, pick one colour and then the two beside it will still work with them. Example, picked green? You can use Yellows and Blues with it. If you're wanting something to pop from the picture, that's when you keep the complementary colours in mind. Example, if you have mostly blues and violets in your picture the object you'd like to pop would be orange or yellow. Colours and Meanings Colours can a many sorts of meanings, and can make people feel things. So here's some examples that I took from my old book from college, "Color Workbook" by Becky Kornig Red- Blood, Martyrdom, Sin, War, Anger, Fire, The Sun, Sexuality, Evil, Fertility, masculinity, Festivity Yellow- Treachery, Cowardice, Light, Truth, Warning, Cheerfulness, Spirituality, the Sun, Gold, Radiance, Earth Blue- Heaven, The celestial sphere, Water, Baptism, Space, Coolness, Eternity, Faith, Serenity, Wisdom, Feminine Green- Spring, Resurrection, Envy, Holiness, Charity, Regeneration Black- Death, Evil, Darkness, Void, Witchcraft, Sadness, Mourning, Time, Rebirth White- Light, Air, Purity, Marriage, Death, Redemption, innocence, Surrender •Might add more to this when I think about it•

8), Go to /r/ss13 make a complaint post there. You will get all the sympathy in the spess.