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Natalya! A neat space Russian with a habit for catching criminals. I love the effort she puts in to her backstory, and it's always a pleasure to roleplay with her. I had some great times as sec drinking on green in the bar while talking to Nat. Fun times. Da!

Hey everyone! Im 20 year's old and from Europe (gotta justify my mediocre english) SS13 is the first game I truly enjoyed since few years, I am glad I decided to stay in paradise after checking out few other servers, the playerbase, staff and the code, I love it all! Currently im playing diona Grass-Walker Of Daybreak, playing most departments. You may have saw me few times, either fully focusing on work and with barely any roleplay, failing miserably as antag or complaining about lags as observator Thanks to everyone for teaching me a lot of things and being so supporitve, also sorry for this being so long :l

Hello, I'm PhantasmicDream, I started playing SS13 a few weeks ago, although I haven't been much of it due to living in residence and it only likes to connect using the internet in my room and no where else. So I decided to get into SS13 due to listening to HereticChurch talk about it for about two years. HereticChurch may have mentioned me a few times as the art connection/ artist friend, or as one friend.... I'm currently an art student in college, some of you may have noticed my pictures in the Graphic Section. And when I'm not being forced to draw my arm off, I work on my witchcraft. So yeah, that's basically it, or at least what I can think of saying.

Mostly a bartender because I bartend in real life so I feel at home doing it. That and medbay are usually where you'll find me. I'm a shite antag but I'm trying to learn. See you guys on the station! Glory to pizza dog.

Not sure if you guys know any of my character since I change all the time, but I list my favorites here: Doctor(Blue slime/Grey called Doctor) N.E.K.O (Ipc with anthenas that look like cat ears, not too active.) Yur Uruk. ( A white haired human and one of my oldest characters, kind of abandoned right now.) Emiglia Albioli. (Black haired human most of time and one of my favorite names to use.) (You probably saw him as a Grey too.) Esmak Enemkettek. (Silver tajaran, you probably saw him as a chaplain.) *Insert captain/Head name here*.Jr (My clown with daddy/mommy issues, you probably meet him once. I always change his first name but the .Jr never changes.) Sam Linchoviak (A weird Vulp that likes to hide in maints and scare people, his fur is purple or black.)

*warble on that day I found out that you can go on an underwater adventure, something I will have to keep in mind next time I play gateway explorer I wonder if I could build an underwater bar.....

So, there's been a few JoJo references that I've drawn now. And while me being a basic white girl browsing through Instagram, I came to a post where it was a compilation of JoJo pictures and memes... And I found one that I had to redraw with Jonah and Vamp!Zeke.

How dare you necropost here!

Aw, welcome! A real life bartender eh? Your over the counter charm must be incredible! I look forward to seeing you in game! Cute profile picture, by the way. (Also yes, glory to Pizza dog.)

Name's Zeke. Originally heard about SS13 from a particular youtube video, and subsequently got (at least visually) familiar with it watching BPL. After a few months I decided to finally download BYOND and what not. This'll be my first time playing something like this, so bear with my stumbling through it. I look forward to playing with you all soon!

Welcome! I hope you enjoy your time in Spess! This is a very welcoming community, so we'd be happy to help if you have any questions.

Sophia is a Vulp on the station Who made many a culinary creation If you do bad She'd be perfectly glad To explode you out of frustration.

I... I don't remember who the admins were when this Tip came about... but... Good to know there's a consistent stream of good advice coming from our Tips. This one was very important. Yaya. Bonk.

Oh dear.

Episode 2 on why you should not break into CC:

So I was an IPC traitor and decided to go roundstart head on and rushed my objective (RD armor) with an emag. I was very quickly set to arrest and got into gateway which was the russian station. I decided to mess around and take some stuff including a Security outfit. I bought some other things including Agent ID card and chameleon set. I couldnt really pass as a Sec Officer due to lack of access + mindshield so I decided to instead go as a civilian and become the voice of god with a detomatrix. I used this to blow up people like @Rebel0 for not getting enough dates and defying "god", a warden that crime stacked and people that insulted "god" in a hopefully funny RP way. When I was out of cartridges I gave some secure information to the station as I also bought a syndicate encryption key by that point but got bored and didnt really know what to do. I wandered around and realized the fucking ERT shuttle was there unguarded. I used the emag to go to CC. I could not do anything special there... until I remembered that emags can be used on blast door thingies and decided to open everything. The armory was guarded by turrets and the mechs are emag-proof so I was not able to get into them, but I did manage to make my way to the BSA room. I realized ghosts were spooking me at that point and I ahelped if I can use the BSA but I was not given permission so I decided to wait until the round ended. Suddenly (I assume the admins finally noticed) the AI ALICE started talking to me. I was very surprised and had a very dumb answer at first. The AI was then saying it was downloading translation software as it did not understand me. I quickly changed my ID to Nanotrasen Admiral and when asked again I said I was the new CC intern to which the AI responded that it now recognizes my ID (Thanks a lot admins!). Also where the picture is from. In the end I emagged all the airlocks so people coudlnt leave the shuttle too early and went back to the BSA. I didnt realize there were so many options and it took me sometime before I found the right thing to BSA. I almost never do mass murder things after the round ends but given the opportunity I decided to use it this time. So in short I broke into CC, CC now has an IPC NT Admiral Intern called Kornwall that does not exist and I am probably one of the few players that managed to break into CC and not get killed as well as use the BSA. This was immensely fun to do and I had a real rush going into CC.

(CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO GET SCREENSHOTS) I'll word this out to paint the picture: i was a wizard, i decided "i'll be friendly" and ahelped to make sure its ok and when they said sure but there will be consequences i just thought "yes". So i teleported into scichem to gather some tools and found a nerd. When i teleported out i went to the experimentor because im a nerd and dont think. They called me out over the radio so i went to arcade where i found a nerd helping me get tickets since i didnt have an id to play the claw game. Shortly after i went to the bar and picked up some cards where nobody wanted to play blackjack.. cri sec found me. After a bit i went to processing to talk because dayana kept kidnapping me and had to be stunned. Shortly after saying the captain said i can have an id once i've been implanted, a wiznerd appeared and blew up about half the sec team. I died. After a paranormal ERT and some xenos and explosions and multiple wizards looking for my carcass i was cloned. I teleported into sec hallway where i said my final words: "Sup guys what'd i miss" when i was instantly shot and mauled with scythes and swords to death. After that it was basically a massive chaos manhunt with lots of xenos, transformed crew, a jani/medical/engi/sec ert and paranormal ert, and some borers. I left shortly after due to needing to do some irl stuff. By far the best round i've experienced. Thanks to day for being a nerd and kidnapping me at the worst time possible.