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A single screenshot for a way too long round wont do it justice. @Elysian_prince decided to host the Congress Event. To make sure the post is not too long I wont go into the details about the event but will rather describe my perspective. I was made the Security Rep for the Congress. In the first extremely boring vote I suddenly heard the traitor sound go off and saw I got a new objective "Abolish the Congress and make an Oligarchy with Security only" (or something along those lines). I used Grey-Communication to talk to my security buddy to let everyone know of my new found "idea" as I was sitting next to the Engineering Rep. After a while I decided to take matters into my own hand and asked for a meeting with all of Security. It took a few minutes for them to come together in the Security Meeting Room (first time it probably gets used in a long time) and try and convince them how weak and pathetic most of them are while we are strong and should take over the Station with an Oligarchy. After a bit of conformation via ahelps and looc most members were very interested in doing it. We were trying to make plans on how to force the congress to absolve when suddenly we heard a CC announcement saying they are bringing in a "Walker" (Think AT-ST Star Wars). A lot of members were suddenly scared and decided we have to go fast to get to congress before the walker gets there. We rushed the armory got weapons and flashbangs and decided to rush the Congress. The Walker was already in place and while I was let htrough the rest of Security could not make it. I stormed the Congress who were in hte middle of a vote and told them this ends here and now and started throwing flashbangs and trying to arrest people. I did, at that time, not realize I was by myself and no other Security Member made it. I was suddenly in a room full of very flashbanged and very angry Reps who started punching and scratching me. While I held myself for a minute or so and got 1-2 handcuffs on it was not nearly enough to stay alive and do well. I cannot tell what happened outside except for the fact that "security won" and so I was rushed to medbay and cloned. After I was cloned and helped by my Greycurity buddy, I saw the NT Rep/Chancellor walking odwn the hallway. I decided to try and get hostages as was the original plan and tased them as wlel as handcuffed them. The NT rep was able to tell the Captain they were arrested and Katlyn came running to Security. I did not want to start shooting like crazy and ran to the exection room asking for back up. I set the NT Rep in the chair and started aggressively pointing at the sender to tell Katlyn and the BS that I was ready to execute her (note: I am playing a Grey with weak organs and did not have a speech implant so I had to solely rely on telepathy to communicate). I wanted the Captains ID and Katlyn to drop her weapon, she wanted the NT Rep alive. We had quite a stand off that felt very intense but surprisingly enough no one dared to attack the other and Security started gathering outside. Just when I thought I could get Katlyn to completley surrender an announcement came in saying that Republican Reinforcements are on the way to break Security down for rebelling and attacking the Congress. I swiftly took the NT Rep over to Lavaland by myself and started telling her how we are going to take control, while they were trying to talk me out of it and kept saying how Security only wants to murder. Just when I heard the shuttle go back to the station and I heard nothing on Sec-Comms I got worried and tried to take the hostage situation seriously. My plan was to go into Lavaland and get ready to throw the NT rep into the lava when the AI blocked teh door. I went to the Medical room with the NT rep bucklecuffed the the bed and started smashing the window hwen the shuttle came back. The stormtrooper-deathsquad like 4-5 man team came into Lavaland and I was still standing on a table in a tiny room. They rushed the room and I only had one weapon I could rely on -> The amazing Harmbaton. With the first trooper down I was able to grab a "Light Saber" and duel-wielding the mighty harmbaton and saber I gave anyone who came into teh room or close to me a good beating while taking a few hits myself. If I killed any Republican Soldiers or not is beyond my knowledge as I was too busy fighting but I did kill the NT rep (hostage situation guys! Threats can be real) At somepoint I took a lot of hits from one of the carbines which ended up in me going into crit. I grabbed a combat injector one of the troopers dropped and completely injected myself with it. I fought back before I fell down for the first time in the fight. With a precise strike to my neck my big beautiful brain was well-served onto the ground and the fight finally ended (the screenshot is the aftermath). I spend a long time dead only to be rescued by my Greycurity brother in arms JP again. When I was revived (again) I was given first the Med-Rep as a hostage and then the Service Rep as a hostage. I forced the Med-Rep to sign some papers to see Security as the "absolute" authority on the station and when I was about to let them go and make the Service Rep sign the same thing an announcement came through stating that two Reps were being held hostage in the conference room. In panic I took the signed paper and teh service Rep with me only to run into multiple Republican Soldiers and my demise as this time I was not prepared to fight. I want to just say that this is one of the best rounds I have ever had. I understand that some people were not able to be too involved and for some people the round was cut short due to excessive violence but it is a work in progress. I hope a lot of people had fun. The event was not perfect but it was very good in my opinion and from my perspective alone included a lot of long time players that you will always meet over the time you play here. Security was surprisingly robust against the Deathsquad like guys and my perspective is only a small part of the whole story that happened through the station. I hope you guys enjoyed reading this.

Golden spawned into the round as a Mime. She walked next door to find the Clown Silly Willy Billy in his office. Golden tried to get the Clown to give her his spare uniform; the Clown said no, Mimes and Clowns are enemies, so no suit for Golden. Golden went to Med Bay and convinced a Coroner to get her a Crew Pinpointer from the NanoMed Plus; as luck would have it, Silly Willy Billy had his suit sensors on! Golden hounded Silly Willy Billy, attempting to knock him down and steal his Clown suit off his body. Silly Willy Billy did not like this, and called for Security to arrest Golden. Golden decided to take a different tactic, and approached the HoP at the line; PDA: Can I have Clown access to play a prank on my friend the Clown? HoP: 'Sure, why not', and Golden got access to the Clown's office and locker! Golden went over and pulled the Clown's locker into her office and emptied the contents on the floor, then returned the locker to the Clown's office. While attempting to dress in the Clown gear, Silly Billy Willy came back to his office and saw Golden had stolen everything! Silly Billy Willy knocked Golden down, and took everything back, including Golden's ID and PDA; Golden was trapped in her own office, with no means of communication! Fortunately, Silly Billy Willy was kind, and allowed Golden to get her ID and PDA back. However, when Silly Billy Willy went away, Golden doubled-back and again stole the Clown equipment. Silly Billy Willy also came back, but instead of being angry, now regarded Golden as a fellow Clown and one less enemy. Golden got her Title changed to Mute Clown and wandered around the station for a bit. Ian as Santa's Corgi Helper nuzzled up to Golden and dragged her to the Brig, all the way into Cell 1, and buckled her to the bed. Golden waited around with Ian in Cell 1 for awhile, then decided to dress in the prison outfit: Orange jumpsuit, Orange shoes, Prisoner ID After playing Prisoner for awhile in the Brig, she decided to Break Out and run around the station as an escapee! Golden and Ian wandered around, then saw Med Bay. She jumped into the DNA Scanner hoping that the nearby medical staff would scan her. The medical staff didn't say anything, so Golden left the scanner and wandered around some more. Golden decided to put her Mime clothes back on, so went to the Clown's office to reclaim them. Silly Willy Billy caught Golden in his office and asked nearby Security Borg SHARK to arrest her for trespassing. SHARK put on the zip ties and hauled Golden, still in full orange prisoner suit, to Processing in the brig. SHARK left without saying a word, and added no arrest notes to Golden's file. When Warden NT-SAM showed up, they were very confused: Golden wasn't set to arrest, had no prior arrests, no prior notes, but was in full prisoner outfit? Did Golden escape from Perma? But Perma'd for what crime? What is going on in this brig? Golden pointed to Cell 1 Locker and NT-SAM took her back to where her gear was stored. Golden used her PDA to relay the story of self-dressing as a prisoner and 'breaking out' to play escapee. NT-SAM said the story was funny and let Golden go, and she dressed in the Clown outfit she left in the Brig cell. Golden took the Clown outfit back to the Clown's office, and, once again, Silly Willy Billy was there and upset that the Mime was in his office. After getting fully dressed in Mime gear, and leaving the Clown gear behind, Silly Willy Billy seemed happy the Mime was finally leaving his stuff alone. Golden was hungry and went over to the bar to grab a can of chicken soup. Downing the soup, she heard Chief Engineer J'eff on the radio: AI locate the Mute Clown Golden Golden PDA'd J'eff to say: 'I'm at the bar' A few moments later, J'eff showed up: I've been looking for you. I need your brain. IC: Golden is flattered that a Chief Engineer would need to pick her brain on something. OOC: Ut oh, J'eff is a traitor and this isn't going to end well for Golden! Golden points to her brain. Golden points to J'eff. J'eff dragged Golden to an isolated room in the northeast corner of the station. J'eff then grabbed Golden so she couldn't get away. The holoparasite came out and began bashing Golden's body until it exploded. J'eff collected Golden's brain. Golden's ghost began orbiting J'eff to see what he'd do for the rest of the round. J'eff walked around for awhile and stopped to talk to some people in the hallway. Suddenly, there's a bright flash! You feel like a new being! Somebody had CLONED Golden! Looks like the pre-scan worked after all. (To this very writing, I have no idea how they figured out Golden was dead, let alone who decided to revive her from a pre-scan record that she wasn't even sure existed.) Golden woke up in a new body, but was unsure what had happened. Certainly, she'd been killed. Was it an accident? No idea. If not, killed by whom? No idea. Where was her stuff? No idea. Is it still dangerous? Well, you got killed once, dummy. These medical folks probably don't want to play naked charades! Golden ran to the dressing room and grabbed the best possible outfit for blending in: Grey jumpsuit, Grey cap, Black shoes. Golden went to Cargo to order insulated gloves, had a welding helmet printed, and found a toolbox. Perfect disguise nearly complete, where do I get an ID? Radio says HoP was ambushed and killed on the bridge. Golden looked at the HoP line and blinked: a discarded PDA, just laying on the floor, with a Civilian job title! Golden put the PDA in the ID slot of her grey jumpsuit, put down the Welding helmet, and waited in Escape for the shuttle to arrive. Nobody saw through the clever disguise and tried to kill her again, so she got away on the shuttle!

Sometimes, you REALLLLY want to know what in the hell just happened in there.

I made a thing for Santa! He even gave me a cookie!

CSI Cyberiad That's how you solve crimes, lads.

Currently in the law office for IAAs there is a tracking implant console which the IAAs have no access too. Asking it to be removed and replaced with either smoke vending machine or security profile console. or give IAA access to the tracking console, which would be useless.