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Krexz sent me this. I still hate it.

Drakeven has been promoted to fullmin (yay) Shatterdcoyote has returned to active duty.

I took the liberty of making ss13 meme valentines to celebrate the occasion.

That baldie near the gifts table stole one of my gifts. I got the NOO's on it, and when they caught him he suicided. Just goes to show there's always SOME bad apples... Other than that I had a wonderful time! You can see Giki up in the top left!

I made a little concession stand, during revs! I don't think the crew appreciated it much, however.

Drew something cute for Valentine's day, because I'm weak.

also snek

I hate that I missed it

Right? No welderbombs, no flashbangs, just one guy who shouted "SOMEBODY SHOOT SOMTHING! MAKE IT INTERESTING!" My personal favorite shot of the ones I took of this was this one No chat bubbles, no mess minus roosters whisky, just a community of people all getten together with their various characters with their own stories to be told and experienced

I am shocked noone took the chance to blow the place up, especially since the bar blew up not to long beforehand!

Me on the left I'm surprised nothing blew up. I helped make sure none of the rogue vendors around the chapel were set to detonate. Best'a luck to Lily and Seth.

Snek gang snek gang

That's an oddly specific legal system

Fort Kickass Superior, and our complex system of laws.

Another picture done in QUICK SUCCESSION, a creaky tree known as Silence of Starsong. They are nice to interact with, and have a cute speech pattern, hm! Drawing Dione was a challange, but I think I did it okay... they are just a bunch of nymphs after all. Anyway, this is a good message to obey I feel.

I wrote this so that people coming from other, half-decent, servers could adjust to Paradise's rules and nonexistent RP. Tips as follows: 1) 'RP' is a code word for 'sitting in the bar talking for 30 minutes, while avoiding our actual jobs'. 2) When someone says 'book club,' they really mean 'metafriend clique.' 3) As an antag, 'Steal a jetpack' is syndicate jargon for 'Blow up all the space pods, decimate security, assassinate the Captain, and loot the armory." 4) When being arrested by security, spam the radio with wild, unfounded, accusations and protests. If they take away your headset, rant in LOOC until muted. Proceed to file an admin complaint on the forums with the most ridiculous username you can think of. 5) As a security officer, know your procedures by heart 6) When an admin finally PMs you regarding all of the above, they aren't really looking for answers, they want an excuse to ban you. Give them one, go out in a blaze of glory. 7) If the ban you receive is a fair, reasonable temp ban, appeal with the maximum vitriolic nonsense you can fit in a poorly written paragraph. If it's permanent, wait a few weeks and start ban evading! Note: The above is a just a joke, please do not take it seriously or follow any advice therein. Should the Administration wish to move this thread, feel free to do so.