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The look of a successfull greentext

What is this f o r g e r y ? I'm gonna have to agree with @Trololiver112 and @rapaskoti as well Unbelievable (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

Threw a pair of cat ears in disposals, where they belong, after spending half an hour trying to destroy them through sheer concentration. Next thing I know, they're popping out of a pipe just as I was walking past. The curse is coming to me, I can't escape it, but I will never give in, no matter what anyone tries. But dang, this is some good and funny art you've got right here. I like it.

Name of Event:Construction Mania One Sentence Description: Everyone comes together to build a station. Map Changes: Yes(but limited) delete the Nss Cyberaid, add a small cargo and arrivals shuttle bay area and fill the map with lattice Code Changes: Yes (but limited) Cargo has infinite points and people spawn with hard suits, oxygen, tools and metal and glass. Suggested Number of Players: High pop Full Description of Event: "Nanotrasen has hired you on as part of their station construction crew, build a new station." Or alternatively "Nanotrasen has decided that the NSS cybernaid is outdated and a new station should be constructed." The new map should contain a cargo shuttle with infinite points and and an arrivals shuttle that leads to a giant lattice structure. Everyone spawns with an engineering hard suit, oxygen, tools, metal and glass The layout should turn into an awful mess of everyone's creative input. A theme or purpose could be added to the station such as, Build a mining station, defense station, research station or galactic hotel. (welcome to suggestions here) Random events like radiation should be toned down until at least 30 minutes into the round where people can hide in maint, but aggressive carp attacking a construction crew would be funny. I recognize that not all people want to play engineering so if the round was extended perhaps people could play the job they really wanted to play, So first they build a bar and then bartend, same with science. At the end of the round perhaps the map could be saved and turned into a space ruin. Anything and everything is up for change I would really love to see this played out. So if there is something you would change to make it more palatable please tell.

Yep, Zorg is a name I recognize, alright.

s k r e e

Appropriate weapon to give You'll never steal my beret, it wont happen. Amazing art though.

Stealing all the berets and replacing them with kitty ears!

Deux !

Tonight, I played a round as Chemist, and someone was given an objective to assassinate me. The assassin tried to grab me twice, and got stopped by security both times. The first time, a security borg came along before the violence could get started. The second time, I called out for security's help because I was getting dragged out of the med chem lab and murdered along the way. If you really want to assassinate Katlyn Hudson, here's how you do it: - Ask for help. No really, that's it. Katlyn loves to help, and assumes the best about people. She is sometimes suspicious, but is never paranoid. If my assassin had said, "Hey, why are you hiding in this locker?" I would have come back with "Oh, I was just in the brig for giving Space Lube to the clown, and I saw a Prince of Terror spider come through. So I'm hiding until the spiders are dead." If my assassin came back with, "Yeah, sec killed them. Hey, would you make me some Space Lube?" ... that's it, now Katlyn can be lured just about anywhere. "I've got a sec encryption key. Let me see your headset, then you'll know if sec is going to arrest you again for making lube for me." ... it's almost too easy. If someone grabs me and tries to murderize me, yes, I'll jump immediately to "HELP SEC! MED MAINTS!" on the comms. If someone talks to me and only does non-lethal things (slip, stun baton, tape on mouth, apply cuffs, grab headset, etc.), I usually say 'OW!' or 'HEY!' and talk to them. Katlyn also has some character weaknesses than can be exploited fairly readily (these are recorded in IC medical records); - Katlyn loves Space Cola, and it can be used as a bribe. You won't get All-Access with it, but you might get a tour of the Captain's office. - Katlyn is terrified of bees. She often tries to get Sugar pills at the beginning of the shift, to ward against a Beesease outbreak. In a round where someone needs to steal something from Katlyn, just threatening to open an apiary in the same room is enough to accomplish that objective. "Now Captain, I don't want to open this apiary, but I need your Deluxe Jet Pack..." In short, if you are really robust, you can just grab/kill Katlyn before she can summon help. If you are less robust, all you need to do is talk. If you do win, I'm not going to be salty. You'll probably get a karma point, unless I've already spent it.