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Never forget the horrors of April 1st, 2021.

Was Captain after been away a while, we had abductors, and i was glad to see abductors doing a gimmick. We tried to talk, but overzealous security got in the way, can't blame them really. Despite Security doing their best to kill them, they still wanted to help, after station was wrecked by loose singulo, and meteors. 11/10 love to see such RP, and gimmicks.

Hello Y'all. Im Quinn. maybe a few of you recognize me as Sarah Lancer from the last couple of days. ive been reluctant to play SS13 for years, but now that i gave it a shot, its pretty damn good! currently my character is going through a pretty normal career progression; from civvie, to janitor, to cargo tech, and currently as a new shaft miner. my hope is that i can eventually learn enough to promote her to roboticist, and much, much later research director. i dont know what else to say sooooo see y'all later

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Sazzy McHonkdydonk performing his legendary magical act under the watchful eye of two IAA agents. Sazzy was previously thrown out of the bar by the bartender while said bartender was saying "Magic is lame" "Go away Gandalf. No hobbits here". Can you figure out how this master magician performs his trick? (Instructions for the trick below) The trick is as follows: Get a random volunteer from the crowd. Write down the prediction, put the prediction in a paper bag. Hand said prediction to the volunteer. The volunteer then draws a card from a shuffled and normal deck. Sazzy then states the card number and suit. AND HE'S ALWAYS RIGHT, which the volunteer confirms. Can you figure it out? (Just to rule some stuff out: It's a standard deck from the station. The volunteer can be anyone from the crowd. The volunteer and the clown doesn't have an agreement before the show to just confirm what Sazzy says.)

Hello everyone. I'm dagamer225, I mainly play a character named Bode Rehm. I really like medical and science jobs, my favorites are Robotocist, Virologist, CMO and Chemist. I just wanted to introduce myself and get into the community a bit more, maybe meet some new people. Hope to see you around the station, cheers.

Hello paradise I’ve been playing here for a while now, made some good IC friendships and gauged the server enough to know that you guys don’t completely despise me so I figured I’d finally introduce myself here as well as the discord. My main character right now is Brandy Smith, a lot of you probably already know her. My main jobs as Brandy are blueshield, warden and HoS. Brandy is an interesting duality for me as a character because she is a complete sweetheart with a saintly patience who doesn’t smoke, drink, swear or abuse clowns (imagine!) while simultaneously being beaten, stabbed, shot, set on fire and verbally berated to the point of almost being OOC attacks. Some of her other notable characteristics that she loves coffee drinks, she loves clowns and has been known to let them off on minor crimes and give them gifts, she is a recovering alcoholic and generally prefers to avoid the bar and situations where alcohol is present. If you ever see me in game feel free to PDA me or stop by office for a chat, and if you ever see me stuck on warden duty bringing me a latte or coffee is a quick way to get on my good side. Also I would like to issue a blanket apology to anyone who has suffered at the hands of my OOC drunkenness while handling weapons. Llinos Owen, Edgar Miller and others I am so very sorry. You know what I did, I’ve learned my lesson