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This was by far one of the most confusing rounds I've ever had.

POD TESLA POD TESLA. so I set up a tesla in a pod

Never forget the horrors of April 1st, 2021.

Oh I have another one from way back, don't know if I was even a mentor at the time.. >be roundstart HOS >decide 'hey, I'm going to get the secHUD implant for a change >go to medbay >find surgeon >put on surgery ta ble >anasthetic >get decapitated 5 minutes in, turns out doctor was an antag >cried salty tears in an ahelp for admin pats and just observed the round lol

Today, I present to you: The all-new comprehensive guide to meeting the supermatter love of your life! So, you've just seen a gorgeous supermatter crystal, haven't you? Catching feelings for her? I know you are, so today we're gonna help you get the date of your dreams! Step 1. Obtain all of your protective gear- You'll need magboots to stop you from slipping into the arms of your angel before she's ready to embrace you (make sure they're on!) And you'll need a radiation suit in order to prevent painful death via radiation burns. Messon scanners are a great option to prevent you from hallucinating, but this is the first and last time you'll ever date a supermatter, so who cares! Step 2. Contact the CE- The Chief Engineer is your best bet for getting access to your dream gal, and you should ask them about getting permission to meet her! Step 3. Prepare to flatter her- pleasing a radioactive crystal capable of killing anything in the universe is no easy task, so bring something to get her love and trust. Try giving her flowers, a cup of tea, or another sentimental object. Step 4. Small talk plays a big game- You need to talk to her; ask about her day, about her life, her family, and how she's feeling. In doing this, you'll be ready to dive deeper into your passion for that lovely, radioactive lady. Step 5. The Kiss- You've made it this far; You've got her love, her trust, and she's ready to get serious about things. You want to make the relationship official. Make the final move, go in for a kiss. If she truly loves you, you'll become a speck dust and join her among the angels. Step 6. Happy hunting- Now that you've read this comprehensive guide on romancing a supermatter engine, get out there and get going! You're sure to impress all the ladies! Paradise Station 13 2021-03-26 23-26-34.mp4

While I dislike chasms, gonna play devil's advocate here. If you dont want to deal with chasms, dont break tendrils. If you dont want to fall into chasms, buy a Jaunter. If lag's an issue, just move around more carefully and dont take corners super fast. I can almost assure you that if a PR went up to change this it'd likely get a "I Ded Pls Nerf" tag and get slapped for being a semi-buff to Lavaland.

I see the problems now. Thank you, I was confused calling it the SRO, infact I mean the SSB. This idea does go against the OOC purpose and IC reasoning for the base being there. Also after finding the Syndicate Scientist wiki entry, I think it does make it more special having it secret and occasionally capturing someone rather than regularly interacting with crew. Quick question, when tracker implanted crew go to the syndicate jail what prevents them being teleported to? I would assume its something to do with Z1? Thanks for listening. *flip

Ah yes, beautiful negative pressure. You know shits gone wrong when that happens, you also know you're now nailed to the ground for all eternity.

The vision I outlined on the PR. Basically it lets newbies practice mechanics in peace, without having any significant impact on the round. Also, the official name for it is Syndicate Space Base (SSB). While I did make that up... its also what I called it in the code, so if you invent another name for it it'll get confusing. There are many issues with moving syndi jail there: Someone with a tracking implant could be abducted, allowing a whole army of sec to use the teleporter to teleport to their location and invade the base. Prisoners could be killed, maimed, etc, which was not intended by @Mochito happen when syndi contractors were added. If the base was destroyed, there'd be nothing stopping 'captured' prisoners from escaping instantly. Even worse if the base is spaced.... captured prisoners would be returned dead. If we went this road (and I'm skeptical of it, frankly) then we'd have to only allow researchers to TALK to the prisoners.... and relay whatever info they give to other traitors over comms in exchange for a reduced 'abduction' timer.

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Was Captain after been away a while, we had abductors, and i was glad to see abductors doing a gimmick. We tried to talk, but overzealous security got in the way, can't blame them really. Despite Security doing their best to kill them, they still wanted to help, after station was wrecked by loose singulo, and meteors. 11/10 love to see such RP, and gimmicks.

Sazzy McHonkdydonk performing his legendary magical act under the watchful eye of two IAA agents. Sazzy was previously thrown out of the bar by the bartender while said bartender was saying "Magic is lame" "Go away Gandalf. No hobbits here". Can you figure out how this master magician performs his trick? (Instructions for the trick below) The trick is as follows: Get a random volunteer from the crowd. Write down the prediction, put the prediction in a paper bag. Hand said prediction to the volunteer. The volunteer then draws a card from a shuffled and normal deck. Sazzy then states the card number and suit. AND HE'S ALWAYS RIGHT, which the volunteer confirms. Can you figure it out? (Just to rule some stuff out: It's a standard deck from the station. The volunteer can be anyone from the crowd. The volunteer and the clown doesn't have an agreement before the show to just confirm what Sazzy says.)

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> Normal shift as scientist > Teaching baldie grenades > Tell him how to detonate it > "Like this?"