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Since @ItsMarmite has not posted this image, I will be the one to do so. Credit to him for making it. Credit to me for getting slaughtered like the chicken I am for saying the truth about vox.

They remind me of Jules and Vincent from Pulp Fiction. Love it!

Convienance store takes a different amount of time depending on the location. Construction usually takes me around a half hour, could be more depending on the availability of tools and mats. Roundstart construction usually is the easiest and quickest. It usually takes me another 15 minutes to get the supplies for the convenience store. Unfortunately, you have to manually purchase ALL of it from vending machines and there's a cooldown so it's a bit of a grind. The Pizzeria was located just next to the janitorial closet since that's the only other central building space available for the most part. The Pizzeria took about an hour and a half to get fully running. This is because I did a semi-full hydroponics setup, bought a cow from cargo, got an oven, got enough cardboard for 50+ pizza boxes, and got construction done rather quickly(with a tad bit of help). I got lucky and the pizzeria ended up being on a 3 hour long round so I got to spend a significant amount of time having fun. Since @henri215 introduced me to the EFTPOS scanner, life has been a bit easier running the shops. People are general intrigued by a "new location" and are willing to spare a bit of their attention span to check it out, I highly reccomend it!

Hello! I'm Fongwonkle, and I've been playing on the server for about a week now. I first tried SS13 about a year ago on a variety of servers but only played a few rounds. Now I've returned and have been greatly enjoying playing on Paradise, usually later at night in EST. I've been using the name Phillipa Fong and have pretty much only been working as a cargo technician (as well as a few eventful janitor and medical doctor rounds). Hope to see y'all in game. Have a cargo-tastic day!

Name: Matthew "Matt" Malvor Age: 29 Gender: Male Race: Human Blood Type: B+ General Occupational Role(s): Command (Captain, NTR, Blueshield, HoS), Security (SPP, Warden), Service (Chef, Bartender), Medical (Surgeon) Biography: Matthew Malvor was born January 26th, 2536 upon the NHV Aceso to Thomas Malvor (2508-2552) and Victoria Malvor (née Springston, 2507-2561). The Malvor family sustained itself via shipbuilding, with the Thomas Malvor working as a Navigational Systems Design Specialist while his wife, Victoria, worked as an aide to the Technical Engineering Division of NCS Hephaestus. Growing up in a hub of commerce, engineering, and work led to Matthew picking up odd jobs around the Station once their primary education was complete at age 14. Foregoing an advanced education, Matthew took up residence assisting in cooking and bartending at the Nagamiru. October 10th, 2552. An attack on the NCS Hephaestus by unknown assailants led to the scattering of the fleet surrounding the now-destroyed Station. A small contingent of these ships would be relocated to the colony of Haverick to assist with colonization efforts and supply runs to and from the planet after the Malfunctioning AI incident that had led to the destruction of many transports in the area. The loss of their primary source of income with the death of Thomas Malvor led to the now 16 year old Matthew to seek more substantial employment while Victoria Malvor obtained employment from the incoming Shellguard Munitions team. Due to the KC-13 Controversy, the TSF had created specialized Containment Stations for dissidents and terrorists known to be associated with the USSP. While these Stations were defended by TSF Soldiers, the day-to-day operations were a mostly Civilian operation. Following a minor uprising along the borders of TSF space, more funding was sent to man the SPS Orion, the most remote Sol Prison Station to be noted as a USSP Containment Station. Matthew enrolled in the Correctional Officer Candidacy Program and excelled, with their supervisors noting both exceptional handling of their duties as well as a penchant for assisting in the aftermaths of riots and injuries amongst the inmates. Following a riot on August 3rd, 2555 Matthew received a recommendation to complete the SolGov Field Surgery and First Aid training as a Non-Combatant Trainee to assist in further medical issues aboard the SPS Orion. After 5 years of employment with the TransSolar Federation, Matthew was offered a contract to work upon the NSS Exodus as a Medical Doctor. After a short 2-year stay upon the Exodus, Matthew transferred to the NSS Cyberiad under a new contract, with most of their working hours in the Security Department as a Security Officer and Warden. January 4th, 2564. Following a routine day working as Security Pod Pilot upon the Cyberiad, a child was found stowed away upon the Station. This child was found to have no traceable parents upon investigation by NanoTrasen personnel. Following the Shift and the subsequent weeks of assisting with caring for the child, Matthew has become the legal guardian of Todd Malvor. Due to their efforts to assist with the child's upbringing and wellbeing, a paternal clause has been added to their contract with NanoTrasen, wherein MAL VR, an IPC contracted with the New Canaan Plasma Research Initiative shall cover for Malvor once per week to allow for time off. Qualifications: SolGov Correctional Officer (Tier IV) - Passed SolGov Field Surgery and First Aid - Passed NanoTrasen Employee First Aid Basics Certification - Passed NanoTrasen Medical and Surgical Certification - Passed NanoTrasen Security Officer Candidacy Training - Passed NanoTrasen Riot Prevention and Deterrence Certification - Passed NanoTrasen Detainment Management Certification - Passed NanoTrasen Head of Staff Certification - Passed NanoTrasen Legal Certification - Magistrate - Passed NanoTrasen Corporate Certification - Representative - Passed NanoTrasen Basics of Engineering - Passed (Satisfactory) NanoTrasen Basics of Research - Failed Employment Records: 2550 - 2552: NCS Hephaestus, Nagamiru - Assistant Cook and Bar Server 2553 - 2558: SPS Orion - Correctional Officer / Field Medical Specialist / Field Surgeon 2558 - 2560: NSS Exodus - Medical Doctor / Security Officer 2560 - Present: NSS Cyberiad - Security/Command Contractor Security Records: Known Languages: Galactic Common, Neo-Russkiya 2551: Minor Battery Charge, Dropped 2564: Assault on an Officer, Dropped Notes: While no serious crimes are noted within Malvor's records, they are known to toss trespassers into the disposals system of their Station. While this action is typically done off-duty from Security while working in the Bar/Kitchen, Security should be aware that this activity is rather regular. Additionally, comments along the lines of calling Malvor "Fatt Malvor" have led to minor cases of inter-Departmental shenanigans which could be construed as Battery. Medical Records: DoB: January 26th, 2536 Height: 182cm Weight: 78kg Eye Color: Brown Cybernetics: None NanoTrasen Quarterly Psych Evaluation: Passed Notes: Fatt. [im leaving this in here, but which one of you [expletive redacted] added this to my official records, which I can SEE AND EDIT you [expletive redacted]! im not even FAT! - M.M.] Personnel Photo (Appearance text): Other Notes: They might come off as a hardass, but is always willing to grab a bite to eat or a drink with pretty much anybody. They are extremely loyal to those who they respect or are friends with. Dealing with a kid has softened them a bit, and has made them less of a risk-taker (gotta make it home to the kid, damn it). Enjoys donuts.

If you would like to join Edgar Cook Business Chain simply contact him with the necessary information for training and permission to utilize Cook's name!

The newest three installments of the Edgar Cook Business Chain: Cook's Corner (Convenience Store) Cook's Coffee Edgar's Eatery (Pizzeria)

I'd include it for weapons that are actually meant to be weapons but documenting the damage of every random object is highly pointless.

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Small art dump time This was my submission to the secret santa thing! Toko with their token chainsaw Drew this based on some admemeing done to James Moves and Bloofi. James being turned hellhound and sent to torment Bloofi. Good times Most recent is my Unathi and uhhhhhhhhhh his partner Okay see you in another 5 months :P