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I said I'd do it and here it is. CandyChem.

We'd have to establish certain things about those brands first. Shellguard, for example, is fine--it's well known as a munitions company. Bishop, Hesphiostos, Xion and others, however, have very little lore on them outside of being subsidiaries of BioTech. Bishop, of those three, has a bit of an edge over the others because of its last name, Cybernetics, but not much more. I run a character that works for Bishop, but all of the stuff I come up with is head canon. If you want to give the brands differing effects, they'd need to play on what their respective corporations do. This doesn't count balance into question; and while the idea is cool, I'd worry about players beginning to min/ max cybernetic limbs rather than using them as an RP thing. They're in an OK place as is, so I'd be a bit worried about touching them without a very good game plan.

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Utilise the barter system and trade these wares up with the crew until you acquire the NAD.

Thank you for to Woje for helping me look through this thing and find my mistake I make and help me with things on it! ERROR/NOT FOUND/ SEARCH - FAILED BORG.PROGRAM.DOWNLOADABLES SELECT DOWNLOADS FROM ROBOTICS ERROR ; FILE NOT FOUND SEARCHING... SEARCHING... INITIATE STRING SEARCH : ESTIMATED WAIT : ERROR RECURSIVE STRING SEARCH : WAITING... SEARCHING... FILE FOUND. String.prototype.search(Gotta' get more bandaaaaaids yeaaaaah!) ERROR/NOT FOUND/ var regexConstructor = new RegExp("Come on plushie!"); Const str1 = "Come on plushie!"; const str2 = "Ooooh. Donuts."; const hasplushie = /plushie/ ;hasPlushie.test(str1); // true has.Donut .test(str2); // true FILE FOUND LOADING string.regeneracy.cyborg.acquisitions.search Const str1 = "This is being Mister Plushie! He my best friends in ever!"; const hasplushie = /plushie/ ;hasPlushie.test(str1);// true LOADING (B.O.O.P.).EXE LOADING FILES : FILE FOUND : RESEARCH LOG : ERROR : 2552 A.D.?CITATION? EMPLOYEE I.D. > 534289234-155223THETA ACTIVATE? Y/N Is this thing on? Wow. Okay, so today we are working on the new findings straight out of Haverick. What a literal nightmare that was, yeah? Today's objective. What would that be? Simplify. Okay, so here we are. Subject is a cyborg recovered from the site of the human colony on Haverick. What seemed to be a power and weapons system malfunction quickly cascaded as the on station A.I. began, at first, covertly taking over the systems of the colony. We all know from the reports what happened there. Bloody A.I. lost its mind. The tally is still being calculated, but after the Shellguard Munitions team landed it's hard to really say what happened there. We have some sensor logs, but those are mostly corrupted. Who's to say they're even accurate and hadn't been tampered with? The only thing we do have is this recovered cyborg. Let's see here. Unit designation is hard to make out from the laser scouring, but we managed to get the brains of the operation out. The robot brain. Well, it's supposed to house an intelligence that we're told isn't sentient. Legally, it's not sentient in the eyes of the corporation. Good enough for me. Been going through it for what seems to be days now. The software link was isolated and the code is... something else entirely. Who designed this thing? Best guess we have is a project some colleagues were working on in 2506. Supposed to be an exploration subroutine. Turns out, the beancounters decided it was way less expensive to send people than cyborgs. Still, this little thing was supposed to go out, upload data, and die. Rinse, repeat. A legion of little things with absolutely no programming beyond roboneural pathways designed to gather and assess data. This one... Phew. They may have given it a pathfinding starter set, but the language programming was definitely skimped on. Everything is recursive from the unit's designation. Which, right. We found that data. Who names a robot 'B.E.E.P.'? Seems to be all tied back to that data point. We deleted the designation in a mock up and the program went a bit ballistic. Sentence structure disappeared. Not sure what was going on there. We did manage to pull some data about the incident from the unit. Audio logs, video files, the works. Nothing from the A.I. on site though. Seems that someone had neglected to even sync this robot to the A.I. Video files, right. Those are entirely of the door of a closet. Every. Single. One. Of. Them. Audio logs of an unknown person were recovered as well. AUDIO LOG - F2-30402003-B-93949.344 BEGIN PLAYBACK? Y/N And that's it. That's all we have. The video logs that would have ID'd the speaker are corrupted. Voice logs saved on file with the company are inconclusive. Perhaps it was someone in their human resources department? That would indicate the cyborg's acceptance of new identification. Anyway, we're going to keep working on this. No idea what they're going to do with the data, but it is what it is I suppose.

Help I followed the guide but it was really hard to get the disk with only a crowbar, hardsuit, and bulldog

Back on the art posting grind! Been drawing way too much lately, wow. This art features @SlimeBird, @Jakki and @Pegasnow! This art (spoilered for blood, like a lot of blood) features COI! It was fun getting a little more in depth with botany. Some other fun Idunn doodles: featuring @punkalope, @JackoMallows and @Sappholopod This one features Skye/Jackomallows' Sybil! I love her so much I would die for her (Sybil is one of the kids taken in by Rivera, Idunn's girlfriend) And finally, art of my girlfriend's character Cure having a time and a half :)

It's like it was going into security, then just, veered down and said 'fuck you in particular.'

I queued meteors. I was not expecting this. The luckiest AI ever Cargo office got tunguska'd It travelled a fair bit

Hey everyone! The wiki is chugging along nicely, improvements are being made slowly but consistently which is always a good sign. It always makes me happy to see that new people are stepping up and offering their writing ability and creativity to contribute to our ever growing wiki. Now that Shadey is back, we've been discussing what steps we want take regarding lore and the appearance of the wiki. I know I keep saying I want to get a lore project started and that date keeps getting pushed back for when we will start, we're getting closer. I have a list of lore pages that are going to need to be written/revised as well as some drafted guidelines and expectations for them. When I get the green light I will make a forum post. Other things: I'm currently attempting to develop a dark theme skin for the wiki. This entails me redoing the CSS and HTML of the actual webpage. All that's left to do with it is some styling and then I'm gonna offer it up to the community to judge. What needs to be done on the Wiki: Apparel needs to be rewritten @EmilitiaEnnehrt has expressed interest in giving it a try so feel free to work with them Starters Guide to Admin Tools needs to be updated (more admin stuff) Guide to Atmospherics needs to have heat exchangers included in the guide Implants needs more explanatory content added to it as well as following WCAG a bit better Supply Crates is missing a few crates, however, @Quacks is already fixing this (feel free to add crates to their page as needed) Ex: Foam Force Crate needs to be added Sol Traders need a character icon uploaded for them (vs having a flag) Secure Storage's Contents is incorrect and needs to be fixed EFTPOS Scanner should be added to Misc Items Vendors needs: To be put into tables For all missing vendors to be added To explain what vendors are These Pages need to be gone over with a fine comb: Janitor Guide for Beginners These Pages need to be written: Guide to Cleaning Guide to Command/Leadership These Pages need to be REwritten: ERT Special Event Roles There are missing images on the following pages: Headsets Tesla Engine (could also do with a rewrite) Singularity Engine (could also do with a rewrite) Derelict Researcher (needs to be written also) June Change Log: Guide to Construction had a few objects split up, heat proof walls have been removed, and plasteel reinforcement for firelocks has been added 240 Duplicate/Unused images have been deleted from the wiki (fuck wiki bloat) Vox, Diona, and Slime people pages have had creature boon/maluses/mechanics updated thanks to: @SabreML@Woje@Mightykitten81@Charliminator Low Quality images on protected pages have been upscaled Guide to Virology has been updated thanks to @farie82 Guide to Robotics has had the abductor modules added to it; clarifications were made to cyborg brains thanks to @CornMyCob Roboticist has been updated to be more inline with community guidelines thanks to @Mitchs98 Unnecessary Crossout Humor has been removed from a few pages Lots of spelling has been converted from American->British Legal SOP has had its wikicode cleaned up and the proper SOP table added at the bottom of the page Antag Sidebar template has been alphabetized Telescience mentions have been removed from E.X.P.E.R.I.M.E.N.T.O.R Security officer has been added to the Security Sidebar Template Removed further references to Shadowlings breaking mindshields when thralling Clarifications have been made to plastic surgery Guide to Medical has had multiple grammatical corrections and its section on defibs and cryox mixes has been updated Recipes for donuts and their respective recursive templates have been corrected Honk Squad has recieved the Awaiting PR Template Engineering Items has been checked for grammar and spelling thanks to @PopeDaveThe3th Janitor has had tables added to it as well as the flyswatter thanks to @Abigail886 Implants has been formatted into a table and styled thanks to @Quacksand @PopeDaveThe3th Clarifications have been made to Supermatter mixes thanks to @Starmarine3355 This Months Contributors that I haven't recognized yet: @Aleyck@maxfromsweden@Meow19 @Pckables@Agatasa@ManOfNoAddress@LiberatedWaveMan@Iwanabeu Projects in the Work: Lore Project is slowly but surely inching closer to being ready to start Images on the wiki are slowly but surely all being updated to be 64x64 Almost all of them are updated At some point I would like to see all location page images be updated so that windows are fulltile but that's more a QOL thing and not 100% necessary to do unless someone feels up to the task The looks of templates/articles/tables on the wiki may been rebranded soon Guide to Editing the Wiki needs to be updated (admin stuff, I'll likely get to this before July) I will hopefully be expanding this so that there are proper tutorials to learn sprite upscaling, creating proper location images, how to use wiki syntax, and more I will try and integrate(and split up) my current syntax guide in my user page for this A dark theme for the wiki is in the works Good work this month everyone, we're making solid progress. Our wiki team is growing and that brings me much joy, if you were @'d on this post it means that you contributed meaningfully to our wiki in some aspect and I'd hope you are willing to stay around another month to keep doing so. If you want to get involved with editing the wiki and don't know how, @ me on the discord and I'll happily sit down and teach you stuff when I get the chance. I hope to continue doing this every month. Here is a syntax guide for those who are curious As always, thanks for the hard work everyone!

Since @ItsMarmite has not posted this image, I will be the one to do so. Credit to him for making it. Credit to me for getting slaughtered like the chicken I am for saying the truth about vox.

they can eat small creatures, they oughta be able to eat bees, just for the hell of it. Deals toxins damage and hurts like hell. And appends a message in their description informing them that they now look like this

It cracks me up every time science does this.

Also, let's not forget the tesla that spawn camped for 10 minutes and absolutely obliterated the arrivals shuttle in the process.

finger guns

Hadn't played bartender in a long time and I was inspired by a friend's bar I had seen. This is what I came up with :D

30 sentiant xeno spiders gone to dust in one blast.