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Name of Event: Efficiency test on the Cyberiad One Sentence Description: Some players have gotten secret orders from CENTCOM to work really slowly or make stupid mistakes at their workplace and IAA needs to find them Map Changes: No Code Changes: No Suggested Number of Players: Medium-High population Full Description of Event: At the start of the shift, certain players get messages from CENTCOM similar to this. ”You've been tasked by CENTCOM to test the efficiency of the IAA team. You have authority to neglect your duty, perform mistakes and generally make a mess of your workplace. You are not authorized to destroy property or hurt people or in general destroy the station. If you are discovered by an IAA agent, you must start performing your job as per usual.” If you want specifics they can vary from job to job. Below are a few examples: Chef: ”Make the most disgusting food you can think off” Cargo Tech: ”Make sure all crates are delivered to the wrong department” Bartender: ”Make sure everyone on the station is intoxicated and not doing their job” Librarian ”Go around and demand fines for books that have not been returned. Refuse to fill the library until all fines are paid.” Doctor ”You are not authorized to let someone die, however, you should treat them for as long as possible. Also ask them invasive personal questions and make sure they answer.” The IAA gets the following message: ”This station is running an efficiency test the following shift. Inside several departments there are employees who are, on orders from CENTCOM, neglecting their duties and mismanaging their tasks. Find them and make sure they start doing their job properly.” The IAA has their job cut out for them.

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Hello, thinking about the psychologist role, I had an Idea about a power similar to "bless" named hypnosis. The power should have a 5 minutes cooldown and require consent (both written and in a pop up box) like the soulstone shard. The power would have 6 effects randomly. 1-The patient hallucinates seeing his sprite bigger for 5 minutes 2-The patient becomes resistant to pain for 5 minutes 3-The patient sees ghosts and becomes extremely scared for 5 minutes. 4-The patient removes his mental restrictions, making him faster for 5 minutes. 5-The patient heals his mental illness. 6-The patient feels relieved from his past Hypnosis According to the Standard Operating Protocol should only be used in command or patients with the approval of the Chief Medical Officer. R&D should develop a hipnosis clock that makes the hipnosis less likely to give negative effects and reduces the cooldown when added to the Psychiatrist jumpsuit. The librarian should be able to make bookst that increase the probability of some effect like. (Only one per round) 1-Power Hypnosis (how to make your patient feel stronger and increase his confidence) 2-Analgesic Hypnosis (How to deal with patients who feel constant pain) 3-The book of Spectral Hypnosis (Making your patients find peace with his ancestors) 4-Secret Hypnosis (Dangerous hypnosis that removes mental restrictions on your patient) 5-Medical Hypnosis (How to fix a patient mental problems through Hypnosis)

That is a really good way to put it. CentCom is forcing the crew to run a race to stop rascism. The idea itself is not very thought through and more of a PR thing than an actual solution. Some will like it, some will not. It's allright. It's always going to be that way on a server with 100+ people. However you feel about it, there will be some different interactions created due to the new situation the crew needs to deal with. Some potential ideas for those who think it's stupid: Complain to the IAA about the stupidity and uselessness of this excercise. Write up a sign and protest the event. Become morbidly obese, get a sick note from a doctor proving you don't have to participate. Throw bananapeels all over the racetrack. On a completely different note, I find it very interesting that the events get a few comments like, "this event wouldn't work because (something bad) would happen in the game." Having events set up for bad stuff to happen is intentional. An event is just a starting position. There is no "right" way for an event to go. Whatever happens, happens. If the race is an awkward mess (which it most likely will be) then that's what happened. The point is to provide a different starting position for everyone to give more and new opportunities to roleplay. There is no "wrong way" to play in an event (as long as you adhere to the server rules of course), in the same way there is no wrong way to play in a normal game of SS13 (again, as long as you stay within the rules). If the nukies get the nuke and blow the station, then that's what happened. That doesn't mean the round was played "wrong". There will be another round in a few minutes where another story will take place.