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I wrote a wikipedia-style article on Jäger Heavy Industries, the manufacturer who built M.E.R.C.Y. It's a tad on the longer side. I will continue to update it if there are new, relevant things to add (or if I do some custom sprites).

doodled my self-insert wizard character from test server shenanigans. sadly did not get many screencaps before I was turned into a xenomorph

>run CrewTrak Please input selected employee name >OTYLO663 Please input appropriate credentials... >******-****** Welcome, [REDACTED]! Access granted - file loading... Initializing... / NANOTRASEN CREW RECORDS - NSS CYBERIAD - NT-96195 \ [FILE LOADED - DISPLAYING CONTENTS NOW] Synthetic Designation: NT-96195, positronic AI designation OTYLO-663 Time Online: 40 years, 2 weeks, 3 days, 2 hours Body Type: Integrated Positronic Chassis Oil Type: O-Class Nanotrasen Standard-Issue Oil General Occupational Roles: Bartender, Paramedic, Roboticist, Coroner, Janitor Biography: Qualifications: Janitorial Work, Cyborg and IPC Maintenance, Emergency Medicine, Mixology, Surgery, Employment Records: N/A - see Biography, as it entirely covers this - Central Command Archivist ██████ ████ Security Records: - CONFIDENTIAL! This data may not be shared with personnel below the designated security clearance. Security clearance required. - Medical Records: - CONFIDENTIAL! This data may not be shared with personnel below the designated security clearance. Medical clearance required. - Personnel Photo: >close CrewTrak Closing CrewTrak... Operation complete! Have a secure day! Powering down...

Here's Sizzle, who after getting gibbed and spending 15 minutes as a MMI captain, became a Vulpkanin with his original, slime person head, but with vulpkanin eyes and ears transplanted into it.

More for the Pile today :D Warning for blood in some of these

I agree with this sentiment. It can be fun to use and it can be fun to watch, but for sweat lords, the abuse potential is high. Everyone and their mother also buys freedom implant alongside CQC, which sec has to pretend like they dont expect it, typically giving not only a second chance but a free kill on the officer carrying the CQC user to processing. CQC is the only purchase (afaik) that lets you near guarantee what their next purchase is. Pretending that the CQC user isn't about to slip off cuffs mid transit is akin to pretending xenos aren't planetside in CM. A fix for CQC would be changing every combo that results in sleep to result in a heavy stun instead. It would keep the insane power but wouldn't be as boring, since victims/sec will still be able to relay your position and status instead of dying silently. That is a good compromise, should people want CQC to stay in the uplink.

@CourierAsy @Woje @punkalope @JackoMallows

That much is undeniable; Poly is, in fact, balling.

The newest line in Cook's Franchises: Cyberiad Subs (9 different condiments as well!)

i think something is wrong with chiki's transparency slider