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Right, I’d say I’ll keep this short and sweet, but it’s gonna take more than a few words to say what I mean. Over the course of the past 7 months, I’ve had the great pleasure of playing SS13 on this server, and being a member of the discord just as long. And with that being said, I’d like to thank everyone. I’d like to thank the maintainers and contributors who work to fix and improve the game every day, who work to make gorgeous sprites for us to see each time we play, and making all those old pop-up menus into TGUI (Sorry BrowserUI, I found a real man.) I’d like to thank the admins for being so patient with me despite my shortcomings, for hilarity in gimmicks and adminbus, for objective changes and foolishness galore. Thank you to the mentors who have taught me the things I never realized, for guiding me through gimmicks, antag opportunities and the little details I never would have noticed; the non-mentors who went out of their way to teach me a thing or two and gave me leeway to learn new jobs. And I want to thank all of you, every player here, for your wild gimmicks, well-planned schemes, comedic genius, RP, hangouts, and so much more. Thank you to everyone; discord, in-game, forums, past, future, and present; thank you for allowing me to be myself.

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Hello fellow crew, I am Impedus, my main character is Melinda Therrel. I've been on Paradise Station on and off for apparently six and a half years now, I honestly thought it was longer. Late introduction much? I've been known to take long hiatuses from SS13, as I do from pretty much every game I play, but sure enough I keep coming back, probably because SS13 is somehow one of the most immersive RPGs I've ever played despite being intentionally ridiculous, am I right? A few things about me: I like to consider myself as a STEM nerd IRL, my favorite RPG is call of cthulhu, and when I was a kid I wanted to grow up and become a dinosaur. My main departments on paradise station are currently botany and internal affairs, and I'm usually thrilled to train people on how to master those departments. I enjoy making paperwork formats for SS13, so feel free to hit me up for any of your future paperwork needs, if you have an interesting idea for a form that might be useful to the daily workings of a department, let me know! Though I do have a long list of more obvious form ideas I still need to burn through. I look forward to continuing to see all of you!

Oh god please no.

If the goal is to purge security borgs for being overpowered as shit with no real counter, this basically puts as back as we were. Malf AI can still do fine with no secborgs, I myself have done this. Have people go engiborg and use the stun arm and just harmbaton them to death. Range doesn’t matter if you can walk up and stun and drag them off before they even realise.

So you're saying you didn't dream of being a toaster as a kid? Just wound up as it. I'm sure it's roughly the same thing.

Heather the IAA Main

yooo new Heather character dropped I love her

My totally not ripped from my ongoing tabletop game IAA character! She's a paperwork addict, a bitch, and really fun to draw. Especially when things go bad for her. Has a bad habit of taking bullets to the brain, historically Spoiler for cartoon gore!

IRL pic of one of your beloved admins. @ZN23X

A new guy had his mind fucking blown that sentient mice were a thing. We RPed together the rest of the round and I tried to give him little pieces of advice and lore, and we stole some cheese from the kitchen. It was really heart-warming; I play for rounds like that.

and so we have come full circle. back to where we started

stuff

Melinda Therrel is now a giga chad. I also still do want those NTR forms