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This was due to happen... Bubblegum! Bubblegum.mp4

It all started after an airlock firmware reset. Every door in the station wide open. Ended up right on the AI sat. Shortly after, Edgar and Frank had the same idea and jumped through. After a few attempts to slip everyone and drag them out with the fluid system, the AI decided to just get everyone through the teleport again. I saw the "Calibration complete" message and jumped in. And I ended up in the Lavaland beach biome. At first I thought I was fucked, because I had heard most of the miners had died. The right airlocks were covered in rock and the left airlocks had a legion lurking about. Once it wandered off I hung by the opening trying to get anyone's attention. I went a little bit further but the entire area was enclosed by lava. Finally, Edgar, who had apparently become a miner, broke through the other side of the biome airlocks and I was rescued. I followed them around a bit but couldn't keep up and was eventually abandoned. Luckily they had turned on a lantern so I could at least see. Despite having no GPS or protection from Lavaland threats, I made it back to mining, where I was brought back station-side. And with that, Ian learned his lesson. He would never go wandering off into dangerous areas ever agai—

I, the clown, was recruited to "honk" the ash drake. The Honkmother (admeme) decided to bless me with aheals, speed, and attack speed, and I punched the drake to death in hand-to-claw combat. It was legendary :D

WE ALL ALREADY KNOW WHO THIS IS, BUT I SAY ANYWAY, ITS DESMOND SUMMY! Desmond.mp4

ALEISTER BURNWOOOD! Aleister.mp4

THIS MUST BE CONSIDERED ART, right? DO YOU WANT A DOLL? HIT ME UP! Snapchat-1604604312.mp4

Bubblegum is the BEST assassin. He got the most kills sooooo

Better represented characters then the characters in the new matrix movie, they’re so cute!

Me and the boys working together to make a Solfed station work (I am at the bottom right) Also me and the corporation white gang rolling out to stop crimes

Coroner's office of the NSS Cyberiad, January 7th, 2566 Shadowling autopsy results: Time of death: 05:39:00 Weapon #1 Severity: severe Hits by weapon: 324 Approximate time of wound infliction: 05:38 Affected limbs: upper body, head, right arm, left arm, right leg, left leg Weapon: Unknown (presumably visible light) CHAPTER 5 MEDICAL ACCESS REQUIRED TO VIEW THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION. ANY UNAUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS DOCUMENT WILL BE SUBJECT TO TERMINATION. Proceed? >Confirm Audio Recording Initiated. WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS DETECTED. "Oh, shit!" Gunfire, fleshy thud. Smash that [expletive] camera NOW! END OF RECORDING.