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(Story from a while back) It all started in medical. A mouse named Seth met another mouse named Brian and his cheese. Seth, being a little criminal he was, decided to steal Brian's cheese. Brian, of course, wasnt happy and decided to fight back for it! After little bit of biting, they came up with idea. Why fight for a little piece of cheese, when they can rob cheese bank! They decided to meet in courtroom and discuss plan there. Plan was simple. Break into captain's office through ventilation and retrieve his cheese! After... a bit of waiting for captain to arrive, they jumped him, squeaking agressively, demanding cheese under threat of Renault's life! They came up with perfect lie - a bomb attached to fox! After an old friend who is translator (who also chose to stay anonymous) came and explained situation to captain. Captain - feeling threatened - ordered biggest cheese wheel he possibly could, while Seth was blocking the exit! After around 5 minutes, cheese was ready. Our heroes escaped through opened bridge doors and made their way to gateway, where they consumed said cheese... Thing is, now that they commited robbery, they became true criminals. They decided to discuss "what next" in courtroom. Answer was simple. Escape to space mexico after shift and get fake identities. When, suddenly, they were jumped by security officer! They quickly escaped into ventilation, with new goal - chapel Chapel that round was... interesting to say the least. And so, disguised as monks, Seth and Brian thought they were safe... When suddenly, they were attacked by an Engineer, who we assume was member of enemy mafia. Brian and Seth were fighting hard, but were no match. They lost! Both have died. Seth was soon put under guilotine for his crimes. He lost his head, literally. Good people in medical decided to put Seth and Brian back together! Unfortunately, Seth's brain was permanently damaged, causing complete memory loss. Memory loss, to the point he started flirting with first thing he saw... being Iridium Round ended soon after. It has to be one of the best rounds ive ever played. It also was incredibely fun to came back to these old screenshot and remind myself of it. Special thanks to Sizzle for letting us rob him. Oh also, Seth has been going hard on Kslozsoh

iri so bitchless that all he gets are mice

Could make it require a room away from servers due to interference or whatever

https://github.com/ParadiseSS13/Paradise/pull/16346 I wanna try this, but I was told to make a forum post first to get opinions before I start. So whats the issue with this, what needs to be done so we can have this.

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I'm usually down for nerfing science by moving stuff to cargo, but telecomms is something I'd entirely leave for science (as it should be the RD's job to manage it). A reboot timer would be enough I think. Make ionospheric anomalies long to reboot (3-5 minutes as per the event), 8-10 minutes if it was completely rebuilt. This way it'd be worth it to completely destroy it, since the crew would be without tcomms for 10+ minutes, at least. If you want to complicate it, ensure that it only works in cold but pressurised rooms (to avoid them being built in vacuum). I am aware that science has a cold room, but it is not as good as you think - any biohazard that is capable of prying open vents now has a quiet and safe route to telecomms, and they can just take it down again, disabling it for another ten minutes.

Perhaps have "relays" in specific spots around the Station that you need to relink to the central Telecomms system?

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