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What about this: Minor antag organization: The Super Villainous and Very Evil Spy Network of Incompetence Minor antag objectives: Steal the captain's rubber ducky and covertly put it in the Kitchen; then report the chef for theft. Chug two entire bottles of vodka in the CMO's office and remain there until discovered. Tell a terrible joke that doesn't make sense and repeat it three times over intercom; and kidnap Ian; demand the HoP make you the new clown; If they comply, return Ian's corpse to them. Turn yourself into a monkey and steal all the cheese on the station; hide it in the RD's office; then convert back to your original form and report them to security for cheese theft while implicating yourself as the actual culprit. Disguise yourself as an unknown greytider and electrocute yourself while hacking the doors of the Bridge; Drop a book on hacking; And continue to shock yourself until you are arrested; With your bag full of shoes. Get arrested for a minor crime within the first 15 minutes of your shift; Then remain in prison the entire shift by continually failing to break out; While being super polite to everyone except other prisoners. BLOW UP THE ENGINE AND GIB EVERYONE YOU CAN! HONK! (Don't do this I'm joking) Actually, I don't think these ideas are very good. Never mind.