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His Grace ascended: A video of the run (not my channel; credit to Kras):

Local NTR desperately attempts (and succeeds!) in serving a Cease and Desist Order on the nuke ops

My Final Escape TEG And an exceptionally good mining round I had

Zouri: Alexa, play BFG division.

From some time ago (it's likely fixed by now). Turns out when you stand on a portal, grab a person, flip over them, they grab you as you were flipping over them. You get teleported and they stay on the station with their gear stripped off them. featuring James.

When the baldie does not read LOOC, you must improvise.

A little coffee shop library I built

Mime created a theatre at the library and hired ad hoc actors for it. It was a superhero story betwen Griffonman and Owlman. At the end of the play, I got their autographs. 8) (And they gave me the signed version of the script as well!)

A new player learning medical saw my vox. I was in tears from laughter.

When a NNO got killed on the Cyberiad by a vampire, a "passive" Death Squad was brought in to recover them and surgically eliminate the vampire in question. Afterwards, the NNO was revived to deliver a final appraisal of the station, and I had to stand there staring down the (completely silent) DS while judgment was passed. I knew I probably wasn't going to die here, but it felt like a moment where DEADLOCK grew as a character, from a slightly paranoid pragmatist to a Captain with enough confidence in his leadership to alone face the consequences that accompany a Death Squad.

Shoutout to the AI and all the borgs that made this an absolute joy to watch, and props to Kez for putting up with it.

I was afk for like 20m, I return and see Hector pulling me away. Whats going on? - Nuke.

I’ve never seen that spider sprite before. It amazes me how much variety still exists in this game, even for someone who’s been through the source code.

how do you even fuck up this bad? we'll never know

Monke abductor has a message for you.

It all started after an airlock firmware reset. Every door in the station wide open. Ended up right on the AI sat. Shortly after, Edgar and Frank had the same idea and jumped through. After a few attempts to slip everyone and drag them out with the fluid system, the AI decided to just get everyone through the teleport again. I saw the "Calibration complete" message and jumped in. And I ended up in the Lavaland beach biome. At first I thought I was fucked, because I had heard most of the miners had died. The right airlocks were covered in rock and the left airlocks had a legion lurking about. Once it wandered off I hung by the opening trying to get anyone's attention. I went a little bit further but the entire area was enclosed by lava. Finally, Edgar, who had apparently become a miner, broke through the other side of the biome airlocks and I was rescued. I followed them around a bit but couldn't keep up and was eventually abandoned. Luckily they had turned on a lantern so I could at least see. Despite having no GPS or protection from Lavaland threats, I made it back to mining, where I was brought back station-side. And with that, Ian learned his lesson. He would never go wandering off into dangerous areas ever agai—

Jay Matthews finding out his new kill target was Kincaid Renard.

That damn metor was a fucking balistic strike it took out SM smes, O2 supply, AND like all of the atmos shit that mattered, it was absurd

Random stuff. HOP and I tried to be nice to the nesting ash drake on the station, but crew decided to unga. Excellent use of lighting tiles to make a gradient across the BSA room. Just making sure my objection is noted. When RP is a pleasantry to dispense of so you can get to speed running Theta. Bnuuy no The NTR doesn't get a pet but if they did the evil crab would be perfect ———————— With the AI permanently stuck on TYRANT, the Captain and I were attempting to be very subtle in understanding what the AI considered strong or weak, to ensure Command remained in control. And then It didn't help matters that sec did not survive the trial by fire.

Welcome to Xion's Mercantile! We will sell you any item, for any purpose, to anyone, regardless of criminal status in this sector! Come inside and see the wares! These are totally not legal, and I am in no way at fault for what happens with these items after purchase!

pain

here is a screenshot of the end of round where norwest did a stalker inspired russian gateway where me and the other russians in the north east of the station needed to defend a anomaly core named Proyekt Zvezda . also screenshot taken seconds before my doom

Oh god oh fuck the lavaland is space