Garoon

Slade really needs to stop being so creepy in the maintenance tunnels Oh god, why is Steve in there... THERE IT IS, THE FIEND. DON'T TRUST IT, IT BREATHES PURE DREAD AND WILL NOT HESITATE TO NUZZLE YOU TILL YOU PUKE YOURSELF TO DEATH. Also the squiggly line on the sign is really a nullification field generator. And the heartie amplifies it. Advanced Warp tech stuff. So that's what it looks like... Seems he finally explained why he hates ~s. Illegal use of warp tech. If that's the case.. Adr~ I have a sign with a bunch of squiggly lines on it~

SAGA PART 2! GO! On request of the magnanimous Spacemanspark NTSAM - Oh, please, Tauka would have been arrested already. "I'd fill a whole bag with heads." NTSAM - Wait, Tauka isn't online, so... FUCK, HOLD ME BLACKMAGE Blackmage199 - ... No. PhantasmicDream - *NTSAM leaps into Blackmage's arms* Crazylemon - /me wields NTSAM as a sword and uses them to fend off the greytide Blackmage199 - "I said. No." NTSAM - "I said. Yes~." PhantasmicDream - *NTSAM then hugs Blackmage* Blackmage199 - "If you don't take your damned hands OFF me, I'll rip ALL of your limbs, and practice swinging a baseball on the remainder of your body" Spacemanspark - Since when was Blackmage Kei. NTSAM - "I'd love to get hit by your ball, honey~" Blackmage199 - "Oh for fuck sa-" PhantasmicDream - *NTSAM becomes more cuddly* Spacemanspark - *Kei walks in* NTSAM - "Hi, Kei~" Spacemanspark - "OH HELL NAH WHAT DID KEI JUST WALK INTO KEI'S GOING TO GO GRAB HIS SMG NOW FUCK THIS." NTSAM - "No, stay, join the humanoid blob! Blackmage199 - "Please, shoot us both, so I can forget this" Spacemanspark - "NO" *scream Spacemanspark - *Pulls out LMG* Blackmage199 - "That ain't no Submachine gun" NTSAM - "That's a big gun you have." Spacemanspark - "YA, SURE AS HELL ISN'T, HEAR KEI'S... ROAR!" *Fires LMG into NTSAM and Blackmage* Crazylemon - Unfortunately, this is only practical for IPCs NTSAM - *Plays roar.mp3 before shutting down in Blackmage's arms.* Spacemanspark - *proceeds to blow up bomb* "KEI'S GOING BACK TO HIS SHOWER. FUCK THIS" Blackmage199 - "Blows up bomb" "Still alive" pick one pls Spacemanspark - He threw it and left. Spacemanspark - Dammit, NTSAM. NTSAM - imo you shoulda used Spark. Spacemanspark - Spark would have just said "Unit will go this way now" and left the area. NTSAM - I dunno, I'm pretty charasmatic. Blackmage199 - No. You have like 1 Charisma NTSAM - As well as pretty. PhantasmicDream - NTSAM is the prettiest, I'm going to draw you like one of my French girls. NTSAM - <3 Blackmage199 - ughplsno NTSAM - You wanna see my sexy, semi-bare chassis, don't you, Blackmage? Spacemanspark - Now now, no ERP. Blackmage199 - Unless the reason I'm seeing your "sexy, semi-bare chassis" is because I'm in the process of burning you, and you're melting, no. NTSAM - I learned it takesme like 15 seconds to take burn damage. You can enjoy those 15 seconds of beauty easily! PhantasmicDream - You should of said, "Alright, let's make it a date" NTSAM - I didn't say I wasn't gonna let him. Blackmage199 - . . . . . . . NTSAM - . . . that expression. Blackmage199 - How Crazylemon - I don't even know. Garoon - What. In. The. World did I just scroll up and read through PhantasmicDream - Shush, don't worry about it Garoon. Spacemanspark - Time for another story thread!

I'm not so sure that's the exterminatus button...

That, or Zeke's just goddamn horrible at strip poker Or was he loosing deliberately?

I've been holding a sort of banhammer for someone else for a while now, there's nothing corruptive about having it. I like to change my banhammer into ban claws or the Ban Pan sometimes, banhammers have a transmutable quality about them...

That's a goddamn club, not a true hammer. It doesn't count

This is a better hammer...

Depends entirely on if something happens in the minichat that deserves archiving, Light

Because you tease me just as much! It's a mutual teasing, you see...

How do you know I'm not being a dirty tease again?

Such delicious necroposting...

Welp, where is ADR's button. Gimmegimmegimmegimme. Downstairs to the despair dungeon, third portal to the left, behind the radioactive acid magma river and past the corridor with the giant serrated corkscrew traps. 11th vault, 3rd drawer on the cabinet to the left side. I only didn't get it because of the kitten plague daemonspawn from Hell guarding the entrance to the 3rd floor. Goddamn repulsive beast. EDIT: Erfy lied, and she painted a smiley face on the button. I wouldnt mind so much if not because its fucking FUCSIA. Did you have to pass by the Deathclaw pens? I think I saw deathclaw pens... I would totally have had a giggle at Jonah with that wig. And you would have to put some strong stuff in my lizard to get him to strip for any reason... Depending on my mood...

ugh fuck me why would you do that Because they love to torture you with horrible puns?

How adorable, especially the Vox hugging

Hah. Excuse you, but as I implied, I have not interacted with him very much. Not to mention that freaking hair is a red herring

You totally should try to draw Ansari, though You should draw her in the HoS outfit, I dont think you drew anyone in that yet...

Looks like that was Ansari, not that I would know exactly...

There is a strange lack of surprise coming from me. Almost tempted to go 'I told you so'... Oh, and also Zeke and Jonah, sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

You both obviously dont know Zeke very well. He's more likely to take one sip of that bottle to get tipsy before Jonah gets rough

They're only rubber bullets, they'll only hurt a LOT but they wont be lethal!

Would it be prudent to put in a little blurb regarding paramedics and their stabilizing routines?

1 lizard getting smacked

Oh dear god why Ponies

Should I bring attention to Tully and his 'Spear of Justice'? Or has that already been established?

If I do another minichat saga, I'll be sure to tone down the font colours to be more subdued, 'kay?