I remember this one halloween where I was the one handing out candy. I got dressed up in a headless butler outfit and sat on a bench on the front porch, still as a statue. It was so good that a few of the trick-or-treaters thought I was part of the decorations, until I stood up and politely held the candy bowl out for them. Startled a few of them quite good...
"Who's this Alice Peirson you're talking about? Oh, is it that one person who always sent canned speeches over the intercom?"
On a serious note, welcome back. Do try not to get pissed off at the greytide, yeah?