ntxub's complete traitoring guide
1. shit yourself because you've finally gotten picked to be antag after all this time (important)
2. run off to some secluded maintenance hall to create whatever retarded gimmick you've had rolling around in the back of your mind
3. run back and forth gathering materials, always coming back with just one less scrap of metal or glass then you needed
4. accidentally mess up one of the biggest parts of the build half way through, have to build the whole thing over
5. hear of xenos and poisonous gas over the radio. start rushing to finish your build.
6. escape shuttle called.
7. panic, rush for the command department in a mad scramble to recall the shuttle.
8. too late
9. spawn in an e-sword and try to go out on a murderboning rampage to at least do something traitory so this whole couple hour round doesn't feel like a waste
10. get robusted by an assistant with a toolbox in the first 15 seconds
11. round ends
12. go into character selection options
13. toggle off 'spawn as antag' options, for you have proven yourself unworthy
14. close the game window and curl up in a secluded corner somewhere
15. cry