LiberatedWaveMan

We do an abnormal amount of trolling

b-but voxxy wantings a haircut! Honestly though, good point

Yeah I was gonna say, last I played maint drone I remembered it being a thing already

This was me at shift-end after obtaining the ablative armour vest by faking a hostage situation in which I was the alleged hostage. The moral of the story? Holding yourself hostage is hilariously good if you PDA the right person to negotiate

Personal Relationships Romantic Involvement| Romantic Interest| Close Friend | Respected | Friend | Respected Acquaintance | Neutral | Dislike | Hate | Fear | By Xion's own consideration or personal experience, her personal relations are as follows: Xrimqiu Qrxuq - "Aww." James Auchvulf - floof bf Chikitita - Soy latte much? Steve - Best Intern Ever. Qixxiq Xiqqix - "Hey bestie!" B.O.O.P. - Mister Plushie! BRAIN- "Brain says good morning" BEEBO - "BEEBO!" Fiona Philips - "Winners don't do drugs." "I'm not a winner." Bubblegum - "POD TESLA" James Auchvulf Bormac Goobina - "Hai" Llinos Owen Takoyakika - "I's see you at work tomorrow, yaya?" Kikeri - "Xion! Hihi!!!" Letov Tarasovich Praxis Chailer - Disfunctionally Immortal Edgar Cook - Entrepreneur Ryder Hill - IRS Agent C.O.I. - Happy Meal Chef M.O.M.M.Y. - I love you, crew! Krek Piin'gyu David Flufferton - Engineering Mentor Trixy D'Muere Gummy Mihksie ANGELICA NULL Jason Jedd - Jason Jedd's Wild Ride Sizzle Edroy Denidard Jadon Carter Jake Charonic Malo Moi- "Why is an officer using a bat?" Jade Burnwood - Short Joel Laborde Billy Singulo Xion has few known dislikes as far as personnel go; as she usually pays little mind to, and soon forgets them. That being said, she has a fair few notable relationships: Wolf O'Donnell - "You look like a cheap hooker." Novus Lem - Nanotrasen Incarnate [REDACTED] Special Operations Officers Various other greytiders are listed, but the names are mostly unheard of.

1. Check if there's a ceiling or some bluespace bullshit barrier 2. Scream in joy because I just skipped a decade's worth of medical transitioning 3. Scream in terror because I'm about to be turned into a marketable plushie and murdered in the funny spessmen game

Worst part? I was the captain.

IT LOOKED LIKE A COMBINATION OF GREEN AND SHIT-BROWN OKAY? AND I DO NOT HAVE GREEN SHIT

Ho-ly shit. This is some of, if not the best lore I have ever seen for a character in this game, and it's for one of my favourite characters and favourite borg of all time! I love it! Keep Mister Plushie safe B.O.O.P.!

Honestly not a bad idea; I'd prefer to give them the IPC equivalent of epinephrine, but such a chem does not (to my knowledge,) exist in the codebase. They're already made of tinfoil as is, and self-repairs require you to stand still so a short amount of time so... why not I suppose

Love this idea, would love to see it in-game.

It's been six years, why are you here

Words literally cannot describe how much pure, unbridled RAGE this filled me with as an antag

Xion Robinson- Lesbian Raging Alcoholic V.I.B.E. - Serving Many Drinks Edmund Ludwig- Loving Medical Malpactice Y.A.R.R. Nanotrasen Pirate AI Hoorm- Coffee Addicted Paperbin

What's gibtonite? Sounds valuable.

Today actually, a guy called Mark Xonas started organizing a union. I, being a real-life commie gladly joined. I then realized we were all gonna die and also saw an opportunity for big RP, so I arranged a meeting with the NT Rep, giving him union member names in return for 2000 credits and a cigar. Later it escalated to union member names and meeting locations for 100,000 credits. The union members were arrested and NT special ops (admins) came to interrogate them; mark went SSD and another organizer was given the offer to snitch on the union, which he refused before being knifed to death. I broke into the shuttle thinking "ooh funny syndicate shuttle" and instead got arrested by special ops before they realized it was the informant. I arranged things to look like Mark had snitched on the union, and got to go to centcomm with a destruction pulse gun or some shit like that. In other words, I was rewarded with a variety of ripping and tearing

Yes hello it is I, valued Nanotrasen employee #19345817 Anyway, I've decided to make an ask me anything for reasons including, but not limited to: -Riding off the success of a certain double-letter maintainer -Community interaction or something I reserve the right to refuse a question, and I'll probably answer it anyway because I'll feel bad otherwise

See also: custom recipes that result in a "Glass of ...what?" It's six parts gin to one part vermouth, there's nothing strange about it smh

in the court of the crimson clown

Old screenshot; Clown in the bathroom, what will he do

Name: Xion Robinson Age: 36 DOB: 17/9/2530 Gender: Transgender Female Race: Human Ethnicity: Sol, Cuban Blood Type: A+ General Occupational Role(s): Bartender, Security Officer, Detective, Captain Biography: Little is known about Xion prior to her arrival at Nanotrasen, but she is heavily scarred along the chest and extremities. She is rumoured to have been involved with various crime syndicates prior to her contracting with NT at the age of 30; police records have recorded evidence of crimes including armed robbery and assault, but this was not known prior to her employment. Generally very friendly to most people, but has a short fuse and will explode violently upon those who mess with her. Despite her shortcomings, she has been heavily profitable for the management of the Cyberiad, and continues to maintain a level of efficiency that outweighs her outbursts. As for medical status, Xion is a chronic alcoholic, drinking just enough to avoid blatant drunkenness; she has had a cybernetic liver installed to replace her failing organic liver, and this cybernetic soon had to be replaced as well. She is also addicted to nicotine, and regularly smokes several packs of cigarettes throughout the shift. She has a Xion Manufacturing (unrelated) cybernetic left arm attached, as her arm was severed and went unrecovered for reattachment, following an explosion during regular security operations. Valuable, if somewhat unstable contributor to Nanotrasen, and a dedicated sister-in-arms who will sacrifice her own life for her compatriots.

As someone who just plays the game via neuron activation and impulse I'm not really the one to think of how balanced this would be, but on paper this sounds REALLY cool