LiberatedWaveMan

god fucking damnit steve

I would just like to say that this wasn't my fault.

glugruglruguglurgurgughgu (I was murdered via swirlie)

You see him coming, don't you? The mime tiders are here as always, here to ruin your day, you fear what he will do. Will he bottle you to death, beat you with his cane, shove you, throw you into the void? He approaches... and gives you ice cream and a grilled cheese sandwich. It's Silence of the Starry Night, here with her usual variety of treats, courtesy of Mime-Time Delivery Service, LLC. (copyright 2565, all rights reserved.) Soon, the station is aglow with the scent of ice cream and grilled cheese, and the mime has somehow found her way into the bridge. You'd think someone would've arrested her for trespassing by now, but the truth is that the captain opened the door for her, enticed with the best damn grilled cheese you've ever had.

"contributor" i've made like 3 edits

I'm no artist, but as a trans gal I'd like to announce that Xion says trans rights!

Nobody has ever said otherwise, so my running headcanon is that we have a female SM crystal

Worst/most cursed PR you've ever had to review?

I mean, from a real-life standpoint most doctors would probably try to do everything they can for an attempted suicide, but this is spess game and they're already dead anyway so I mean, yeah I'd agree with this one for sure.

Agreed, a genderless/nonbinary option should be available for all species

6 glasses of vodka served by an overly-excited service borg

Numbers are hard, okay?

I have no particular comments to make at this time due to being in the middle of schoolwork, however I must say Paul Blart goes to spess.

That might be due to pressure and extreme heat crushing and igniting plasma tanks and welding fuel But I can't be sure

This was by far one of the most confusing rounds I've ever had.

borg with a car, march 25th 2021

your laughter in vc the entire time was frightening i still wish i hadn't found out what the hell you did

Yes, same tips apply. Happy hunting!

Today, I present to you: The all-new comprehensive guide to meeting the supermatter love of your life! So, you've just seen a gorgeous supermatter crystal, haven't you? Catching feelings for her? I know you are, so today we're gonna help you get the date of your dreams! Step 1. Obtain all of your protective gear- You'll need magboots to stop you from slipping into the arms of your angel before she's ready to embrace you (make sure they're on!) And you'll need a radiation suit in order to prevent painful death via radiation burns. Messon scanners are a great option to prevent you from hallucinating, but this is the first and last time you'll ever date a supermatter, so who cares! Step 2. Contact the CE- The Chief Engineer is your best bet for getting access to your dream gal, and you should ask them about getting permission to meet her! Step 3. Prepare to flatter her- pleasing a radioactive crystal capable of killing anything in the universe is no easy task, so bring something to get her love and trust. Try giving her flowers, a cup of tea, or another sentimental object. Step 4. Small talk plays a big game- You need to talk to her; ask about her day, about her life, her family, and how she's feeling. In doing this, you'll be ready to dive deeper into your passion for that lovely, radioactive lady. Step 5. The Kiss- You've made it this far; You've got her love, her trust, and she's ready to get serious about things. You want to make the relationship official. Make the final move, go in for a kiss. If she truly loves you, you'll become a speck dust and join her among the angels. Step 6. Happy hunting- Now that you've read this comprehensive guide on romancing a supermatter engine, get out there and get going! You're sure to impress all the ladies! Paradise Station 13 2021-03-26 23-26-34.mp4