monkeysfist101

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18.

16 is probably the highest number we've had so far.

14 is the number of shotgun shells that the bandolier /should/ hold.

Yeah, why not? Put a few pairs in the costume machine.

11...is a prime number?

7 times Dum has broken the "can not be the same admin twice in a row" rule.

http://puu.sh/ivzpA/0d048ac43f.png Not sure why I felt compelled to sprite this. Just roll with it. Tunnel Snakes rule! Snazzy red background not included.

Three rusted IPC's bragging about being synthetic.

I have the perfect solution 20% to actually disarm the wielder 80% chance to literally "disarm" the attacker Pls.

I was that cultist. All of Grugg's jobs are taken. Decide to play as M'rasha, Grugg's sister. Join as botanist. Go to pick up gear at locker room. Get ganked by cultists and converted. Just want to grow plants and shit. Nar'Sie tells me to get my ass in gear. Assemble the cultists. Nobody has a frigg'n tome. Nar'Sie says kill Max. Damn. Get named the Champion of Nar'Sie. Lure Max into maintenance. Failed banana slip. Wait for negotiations. Silent b'zap. No, "SUBMIT TO WATERING." Point out violation of SOP. Get forcibly de-converted by Max while cuffed. Lose memory of cult. Start walking to bar. Beat by a combination of security and greyshirts screaming, "cultists." Bucklecuffed to insertion. Bleeding pretty bad. Ask the officers to talk to Max for alibis. Shitcurity A hobbles out with cane to get holy water. Shitcurity B that I need medical attention. Shitcurity B bandages me and takes my radio when I try to call for Max. Shitcurity A commes back and smashed glass of holy water on me and gives a few jolly stabs with broken glass for good measure. Dying. HoS comes by. Plead for life. HoS tazes me for being a "cultist." Captain shows up with 12 gauge and asks, "Shotgun to the head or holy water?" Beg for life and tell him to talk to Max. Condom counts down to zero. BOOM, HEADSHOT! Still_Alive.mp3 Slowly die in horrible agony. Never found Max.

That's...kind of silly. That's like saying, we put in a hatchet that's only for chopping logs and one that's only for dealing damage. It doesn't detract from gameplay and makes sense both mechanically and ICly.

I know how you guys feel about RNG, but hear me out. When you put a revolver in you mouth or type suicide, you will kill yourself every time (granted that you have live, lethal, ammunition.) I propose that we change it so that it reads out: "(Character) spins thy cylinder and puts the gun to his/her temple/mouth and pulls the trigger." A RNG is calculated with X/6 with X being the number of live bullets left in the gun.

He needs a private investigator holobadge. I'd be willing to sprite it.

Wouldn't it make more sense to have the disarm have a 5% chance to actually disarm, a 80% chance to count as an attack on the disarmer, and a 15% chance to attack the weilder?

I'm not sure how hard it would be to code, but it would be nice to have it absolutely wreck the first attack and slowly lose damage over time unless you clean it off in the sink. Bonus points for being able to boost the rpm with space lube, allowing more damage.

Seeing that the forum didn't register my post, I'll give the tl;dr. Unless it uses a laser beam and dosen't have moving parts, it has a gear system. It is very easy to screw over a gear system with a solid object, in this case a bone. Like the saying, "a wrench in a well oiled machine," it takes very little to destroy a chain system. Also, 500 years is a very short time for physics to disappear.

Five botanists who think they four basic food groups are pot, kush, weed, and banana.

Wasp people FTW. The only thing that dosen't make sense here is the fact that bugs go into a forced hibernation at low temperatures. How about instead of taking damage at low temperature, they go to sleep and can't wake up until they warm up?

That's great and all for the first guy, but after that, you're fine to charge him. Chainsaws simply do not do well with soft stringy objects. Ever wondered why electric turkey cutters only vibrate back and forth instead of pull a chain through the motor despite the chain system being much more efficient? Chainsaws don't work like they do in the movies and games. On top of the jamming risks (bones derailing the chain,) with a chainsaw of that length/size, any kind of tripping, slipping, or shoving pretty much guarantee that you'll end up on your blade.

Shwam.

Why not have the chain get gunked up by bone, meat, and skin after a few solid hits requiring the user to urn it off and clear the gore?

Or better yet, make it read WGW.

Fair enough. I'll second it.

But will it blend?