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The janitor should totally spawn with a toolbelt.... For mainetance work, of course! [spoiler2]no bias here honest[/spoiler2]

It would be used to carry two welders instead, I can assure you. It's what I would do and I always carry the t-ray scanner with me as engi.

Also if you ever ahelp "Was it legit?" right after being killed by someone in maint just like that with no more context whatsoever I will just ignore you and you deserve it. If you open a firelock making the fire behind it spread, and you get caught in it and die, then pray "help" you will get a cookie. And if you greytide around like breaking random windows with the only purpose to piss off security and get brigged, then ahelp when they brig you for too long, I will help you, but then I will give you 100 brain damage and blame bluespace. And lastly, if you ask a question on ahelp, and after like 3 seconds of sending the ahelp, while im typing an answer to you you send another ahelp "Nevermind i figured it out", I will think twice before answering you the next time you send a question ahelp.

AMEN TO THAT, EMPRAHDAMNIT, AMEN. Also don't tell me it's easy to catch an emagger, because unless you want to be caught, you will not emag stuff with people around you. And once emagged you need the detective to scan the thing, and 90% of the time he is too busy shooting the clown to bother with some door.

You draw art faster than people can comment. Also please tell me that skrell got an ol' good harmbaton beating.

Alice not realistic, lacks bloodstains. A gender-swapped Kei :^) [spoiler2]Oh heavens please no.[/spoiler2]

An unlimited all-purpose instant hack that fits in your pocket for just 6 telecrystals? Sounds balanced. No really, am I the only one that sees a problem with it? I dont want to make a snowflake rule over one broken traitor item. Why make it infinite use if the rules prevent you from using it on everything? Could you add to the poll a "balance the emag" option, please? EDIT: thanks

Nomzy ye lazy git get on the server and sit yer butt to admin instead of playin' flash games. EDIT: And so he made me play the Powder Toy...

We saw, we are on it, their venom was made too powerful by accident.

Oh boy, but yeknow, I'm not really serious when i tell you to do stuff. Pretty much any post i make outside of the suggestion sub-forum and the appeals and complains section is a shitpost. Yes, i have to farm posts, I shall not rest until i have more posts than Regens.

"; Hey guise, nothing left to mine! When the nerds are done with the research we can all go back home." Now do it again but with bombs. Extremal mining!

Put more metal flashy bits like in the example below for extra epicness, just like any proper steampunk art should have!(guns optional but highly recommended, also drills) Fun thing, the whole thing about slime people spamming "squish" was started by one-two player/s, and now it's virtually canon and even has it's own emote. Some of the senior admins are still angry about it but they can aaaalllll suck it up. HA. Oh wait i almost forgot: THIS BE XENO-LOVIN' FILTHY HERISAY.

So cardborgs with a metal polish. Human masterrace.

Paperwork had to be done, regardless of the activity of the subjects. Death is not an obstacle for the bureaucrats. Glory to NanoTrasen.

Reminds me of Commorragh. It's pretty much a dark(er) version of Rapture from Bioshock (the idea about freedom behind it, not the underwater stuff) , but suspended in space between dimensions and inhabited by a bunch of drug-addicted horny fucks obsessed with torture. If this abstract art was inpired by a dream you had, I would be worried.

If their nutrition reaches some level the pipe would burst releasing the fatty. Everybody wins! EDIT: I just noticed this is my 666th post, but fear not, Teh Emprah will protect it from daemons!

If im not mistaken, it's already against SoP to bring exosuits aboard the shuttle. But half of our players don't even know what SoP is.

A NanoTrasen functionary is never late, nor is he early, he gets shit done precisely when he means to.

After almost a year of tumbling the commendation around intense debate between the CentComm's command staff it has been decided that, for defeating alone a full team of highly trained and extremely competent syndicate strike ops, for making a swarm of grown xenomorphs flee in terror, and for above average performance as Blueshield despite how prone is the heads of staff are kill theirselves, Klara Rio will be given the Medal of Robustness, wear it with pride. (As the person in question could not be found, the medal will given to the next Head of Security of the NSS Cyberiad for safekeeping, someone tell him to keep it in a dry place or it will rust.) Glory to NanoTrasen.

For exceptional bravery without care of his own safety, only comparable to the one of a hungry space carp, despite the knowledge of how unreliable the CentComm cloning systems are, and how many cloning records in the database were irreversably corrupted because of power shortages after firing the BlueSpace Artillery, I give to Collin Bastille the Medal of Bravery, carry it with pride. (Despite popular belief, brass medals do NOT stop bullets or laser beams, please keep that in mind.) Glory to NanoTrasen.

To be completely honest.... I have no idea who is supposed to handle the commendations thingy. Do we even have medals to give? Eh, whatever, nobody's gonna get angry if I do it. And for those who will: http://puu.sh/gFD90/fc742490b7.mp3

No karma farms will ever happen. It was stated multiple times. With the current system you will get karma if you deserve it, the karma logs pretty much prove it.

Singuloth test: ->Find test subject ->Stun, handcuff, weld subject in a locker. ->Throw the locker into the singularity. ->Wait a minute or two. ->You got BWOINKed? He was innocent. Better luck next time, but on another server. ->No BWOINKs? That guy was a ling. ALL HAIL LORD SINGULOTH!! 100% guaranteed effectivity. Also I like that after-sting effect thingy. It would cause more people to buy the cheap "useless" stings I bet.