I hate to be the no-fun-allowed guy, but oh boy i can already see the influx of komdoms, so before it happens lemme say that
THIS GUIDE IS JUST A JOKE NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.
If you try to be a smartass by being a shitlord and then excusing yourself with "BUT I IS FOLLOING GUID WRITEN BY HEADMUN" then yer gonna git ban'd even harder.
Holy Emprah how did this thread get 26 posts in not even 12 hours? Oh wait.. i see, controversy as usual.
Also if you want this implemented you'd need to make a more subtle reference, like naming the drink "Blueshield's jacket" or something.
Edit:
It clearly says "cut copper only", therefore that pair of wirecutters is designed to cut exclusively IPC's 'bones'.
And if you can't take a hand off with that, you ain't hittin' hard enough.
Noting the name, stating the crime as reason, identifying yourself, everything is logged on the "timer screen"... damn, that totally feels like filling a ban but ICly.
Needless to say i like it, even if I never play sec.
They were in my way and i stepped on them on accident. But dont miss that chicken walker, and a tank drone below (not shown there tho). I DONT SEE ANY CHICKEN WALKER BOT ON YOUR KILL LIST.