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Where is Rapture-Station? I need mah bigdaddy suits.

I put a basket on the kitten's head and graplinked the button. Now I just need to locate the slaaneshi daemonworld you live in. Make yourself ready, witch.

Let's take a minute to pray that SS13 actually never comes out to Steam. I mean REALLY, that'd be hell for everybody involved.

YOU FUCK UP WHEN I TELL YOU TO FUCK UP. TWO MECHTOIDS PANICKING.

To change the world, you must first change thyself. Yes im bloody serious for once.

I actually bothered reading it, and the more I read, the more I want to grab one of these little monsters by the throat, and squeeze until it's feet stop wiggling. Really who in the everliving mothersucking assmonkeys thought it would be a good idea to give them a lore like that? DYSON RINGS AND NANOMACHINES THAT REVERT AGING YEAH WHAT ELSE. AND A FLEET OF DEATH STARS WHILE WE ARE AT IT. BECAUSE WHY THE FUKC NOT. WE ARE ALREADY MORE POWERFUL THAN ENTIRE NANOTRASEN.

Why use guns when you can use fists? All four of them!

FUCK I MISSED THE 1000th POST. I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

151. Saying "oops, I missed" is not an acceptable explanation to why the BSA cannon blew up the emergency shuttle. Again. 152. Shaving my head does not make the telekinesis genemod more powerful. 152.a. Neither does the mohawk. 153. I may no longer try to convince people to play the "taser roulette" 153.a. No, the armory will not dispense revolvers to compensate for this. 154. Blue basilisk carcasses are not to be used as disco-balls. 155. I may not try to organize "durand wrestling" matches in some abandoned office in mainetance. 155.a. Even if it earns me more money than my wage. 156. I may not fill the ERT medical emergency hypospray with recreational drugs. 157. I am to stop trying to figure out a way to use a rocket-powered exosuit as a spaceship interception weapon. 158. I may not cook bacon on the heat sinks of the thermoelectric generator. 158.a Even if it's perfectly cooked and extra crispy. 159. Painting myself red does not make me faster. 160. I AM TO INMEDIATELY STOP MESSING WITH THIS LIST. 161. The telecommunications satellite is not part of NanoTrasen's Mind Control Relay Network. 161.a. This does not suggest Nanotrasen has a Mind Control Relay Network. 161.b Nor it does confirm it has one. 162. I may not ask the japanese interns if they enjoy the goliaths. 163. I may not ask the french intern if she's good at "french kissing" 163.a Even if she takes it as a challenge. 163.b Especially if she takes it as a challenge. 164. There is no such place as "Space Australia". 165. I may not ask the xenobiologist to develop a "tequila slime". 166. I may not replace the ERT suits with carboard boxes with "plot armor" scribbled on them. 167. I may not plug the IPC assistant's head to my console because "it has a dead pixel". 168. If any idea involving a gravity catapult makes me giggle for more than 3 seconds, I am not allowed to do it. 169. I am not allowed to perform unauthorized modifications to my personal weapon, including: -Chainsaws, or chainsaw launchers. -Underbarrel grenade, flashbang and tribble launchers. - Stereo, DJ or other audio systems. -Water pistol filled with alchohol. 170. Tajara interns do not have 7 lives, and because of this they are not good minesweepers. 171. "Nipple cripple for massive damage" is not an acceptable close quarters maneuver, and it should not be teached as such to new ERT recruits. 171.a. I am to report to the xenobiology lab and demostrate it's effectiveness on the live xenomorph if i continue to claim the above point is untrue. 172. Honour dueling is prohibited under any circumstance. 172.a. So is "dishonour dueling". 173. IPC interns are not to be punished for incompetence by having their "limb privileges" revoked. 173. Removing their arms and declaring them "armless" will be punishable by a severe summary kicking. 174. Mainetance drones do not have a "fetch" protocol. 174.a. Similarily, pAIs do not have a "vibrate" protocol. 175. I may not try to convince interns to play "flashbang hot potato" with me. 175.a. Other grenade variants of the game are similarly prohibited. Including remote detonation grenades.

So tea gets Zeke drunk because of the peculiar skrell biology, or because of the effect Placebo he believes he's drunk? Also I still relate Zeke to this adorable steampunk robot.

5 times too many that Nomzy changed his avatar.

26. I may not suggest using a live space carp as an "automated precision surgery tool" 27. I will stop telling the new employees that mints are miracle anti-fat pills. 28. Strapping a laser pointer to a laser rifle does not double it's firepower. 28.a. Strapping a laser pointer to an energy sword doesnt make it larger. 29. I will not launch an escape pod to use it as hiding spot to nap on the job. 30. Hearing alien whispers should be inmediately reported, and not used as excuse to start leaping at co-workers. 31. Greytidean is not a real language. 32. I may not light matches using my kidan co-worker's chittin. 33. I may not use the words "Goliath jousting" and "Gravity lance" in the same paragraph. 34. I will not conceal a "whoopsie cushion" in Jayson Hawke's beret. 34.a. I will not conceal a "whoopsie cushion" in Jayson Hawke's boot soles. 34.b. Whoopsie cushions are now considered contraband. 35. I may not name my personal weapon "Wand of Fire Beams +3" 36. Snorting confiscated powdered soul shards does not grant wizard powers. 37. Ingesting xenomorph biological materials will be its own punishment. 38. I may not refer to the Gravitational Singularity as "galactic toilet". 39. I may not use "I was brainwashed" as excuse to enter the wrong bathroom or bedroom. 40. I may not cover the floor of the office with 1 credit bills and roll on the floor. 41. "Smartass" is not an alternate title for scientists. 42. M.U.L.E. bots are mobile automated delivery platforms, not cavarly. 43. The CentComm doesn't need a liftman. 44. "Just weld them in a locker and toss out of the airlock" is not a backup plan for a diplomatic meeting with the representative from the Clown planet. 45. I may not use the clown to taunt the specimens in the xenobiology lab. 45.a. I may not use my bare buttocks either. 46. I may not offer a "fly hunter" job to the skrell employees. 47. I may not blame it on my gun. 47.a. I may not blame it on my shoe either. 48. I may not strap several laserguns together in an attempt to create a chain-lasergun. 48.a. Same goes for grenade launchers. 49. I may not use civilians as currency. 50. I may not put a horse mask on Ian.

10/17 Wait this isnt the rate the avatar thread?

You mean there would be more than one pair of kitty ears? Yeah, how about no? Paradise is already suffering a terrible catsplosion and you want to make it EVEN WORSE?

And do you know why no coder would want to do this? Because after you spend X days coding this thing, on a shitty engine with its own piss-poor coding language, with weird species code which spreads all over the codebase, strange undocumented workarounds and a compiler that is as useful for debugging as your teeth for sculping in marble, then you need to convince the other coders to accept it, each and every one of them with their own version of !!MUH BALANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [insert another 1000 exclamation signs here] And if you do all of that, it might turn out that while it looked good on paper, it's terrible in practice. Have fun with that.

Three fortresses crumbling to their end.

You are all casuals though, back in the day I has SS13 and CDDA open at the same time and played both, alternating windows.

Yes, but instead of loosing teeth you just lose time.

No, it didn't cure your addiction. It just replaced one addiction with another. You are still addicted to SS13, but are too busy indulging your Fallout addiction to indulge your SS13 addiction. Until you find a mod that puts your SS13 into Fallout, or Fallout into SS13. Then you will indulge both addictions at the same time and will loose double the ammount of sanity per hour. Comprende?

Pretty sure you can delete your own threads too.

I need to stop browsing this thread at school now BECAUSE OF THAT EMPRAHDAMNED NEW AVATAR OF YOURS. At least it's not a frog tongue because that would probably kill the pixels.

FIX BAYONETS, GUARDSMEN! BE READY FOR BLOOD!

CAN YOU HEAR THE ORBITAL CANNONS TOO!? ME NEITHER! IT'S ALL EARTH'S FAULT. BUT IT'S OKAY, I DON'T NEED CYCLONIC TORPEDOES TO TURN A THREAD TO ASHES. PUNCHES WILL DO.

*sniffs the air* ....greenskins...

I like my version of the fanfic more. Your move [|):^ )