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So that's why they all look the same... fascinating.

I don't need a translator to know that what you said are heretical chantings.

YES. AND YOU DID IT WILLINGLY. *KRUMP*

Why its always homosexual couples? Don't you know that those can't pump out soldiers? The Imperium needs more walking flashlights to throw into the meatgrinder, damnit! Oh wait those are all xenos, whatever, let them die off without offspring, less work for us. Unless.... they don't reproduce by spores, right?

You will be shanked just for mentioning. With a chainsaw. In the face. While on fire.

Oversized legs, undersized hands, no neck visible. Yeah it looks pretty nice. But you can't beat the Centurion though.

I do, but that's not cute. This is cute. That thing up there is a twisted mockery of all life.

I actually bothered reading this thread. Welp, manual Exterminatus it is.

The last two tries ended both in system-wide Exterminatus. Twice.

Squigglies don't stop automated mini-rocket launchers. Yeah that oughta teac-.. WHAT. IS. THAT. THING. THE ONE ON THE RIGHT SIDE. AND HOW DOES THE UNIVERSE EVEN ALLOWS ITS EXISTENCE. PURGE IT WITH FI-... WAIT NO, THAT WOULD BE A GREAT HERESY AGAINST FIRE. FUKC

4 admins stalking this thread like hungry hawks.

THERE IT IS, THE FIEND. DON'T TRUST IT, IT BREATHES PURE DREAD AND WILL NOT HESITATE TO NUZZLE YOU TILL YOU PUKE YOURSELF TO DEATH. Also the squiggly line on the sign is really a nullification field generator. And the heartie amplifies it. Advanced Warp tech stuff.

Welp, where is ADR's button. Gimmegimmegimmegimme. Downstairs to the despair dungeon, third portal to the left, behind the radioactive acid magma river and past the corridor with the giant serrated corkscrew traps. 11th vault, 3rd drawer on the cabinet to the left side. I only didn't get it because of the kitten plague daemonspawn from Hell guarding the entrance to the 3rd floor. Goddamn repulsive beast. EDIT: Erfy lied, and she painted a smiley face on the button. I wouldnt mind so much if not because its fucking FUCSIA.

He's a robot, duh.

But her eyes are green instead of pitch soulless black, and her hair is a (terrifying) pink beehive instead of clean shaved. So she maybe has some degree of sentience or capability to reason. Maybe. Who knows, maybe she wouldnt even call for sec.

Picture this: A horde of greyshirt-clad baldies spamming "Gibe moni plos" Do you still think this is a good idea?

....without a horde of mute crowbar-wielding baldies violently "dismantling" everything because they see something they can beat without getting instantly banned, you mean.

Welp, now Dreamy teaches witchcraft to young heretics. Today's lesson: how to use a mess of pink warp-infused lines to steal the soul of your character/friends/family members... with witchcraft!

Like this guy? im okay with that.

Kei doesnt get to have a word. This is a human-controlled corporation, employee. Move along.

Is that a neon radioactive green vulpakin¿ Can I post pics of furry cleansing or that will get me banned? Oh whatever.

I look away for few days and suddenly herisay everywhere. What the hell happe-.... oh right, Ponies. Everything's clear. You mean this thing? Also, combine a willing drawer and a story idea and you get a comic. Cue people throwing stories by the handfuls.

Isn't Heretic a dude, or did Phantasmic for some odd reason simply draw them as one (quoting that comic where Phantasmic wanted to read the admin chat)? The bearded Church that Dreamy drew is the pre-heresy Churchy, then he turned to Slaanesh and now both nouns apply to him/her. Worshipping Slaanesh is bad, mkay? Don't do heresy, kids.

I'm sorry, im not a l33t nerd. Have an spess mahreen honouring a guardsman in letting him help in purging heresy instead. Also she's cheating, she listens what you mumble in your sleep.