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CAN YOU HEAR THE ORBITAL CANNONS TOO!?
ME NEITHER! IT'S ALL EARTH'S FAULT.
BUT IT'S OKAY, I DON'T NEED CYCLONIC TORPEDOES TO TURN A THREAD TO ASHES.
PUNCHES WILL DO.
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Be vigilant, men, greenskins spotted! They-... they brought a Bloodsthirster! Orks siding with chaos now? *grumble mumble*
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*sniffs the air*
....greenskins...
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[calumny.jpg]
Translate THIS :^)
it's just shampoo
I like my version of the fanfic more.
Your move [|):^ )
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No Adr, they reproduce by binary fission.
So that's why they all look the same... fascinating.
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I don't need a translator to know that what you said are heretical chantings.
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Adr x Dread is the only true pairing :^)
it's okay we can pretend I'm bulma
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Hotkeys are for CoD kids. True nerds players would use nothing else than the command bar mode. Do you even DF?
[Neckbeard intensifies]
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Dont sword the archiver, Adr. Sword the ones who requested I archive this.
YES. AND YOU DID IT WILLINGLY. *KRUMP*
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Why its always homosexual couples? Don't you know that those can't pump out soldiers? The Imperium needs more walking flashlights to throw into the meatgrinder, damnit!
Oh wait those are all xenos, whatever, let them die off without offspring, less work for us.
Unless.... they don't reproduce by spores, right?
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or Tiger x Fox?
You will be shanked just for mentioning. With a chainsaw. In the face. While on fire.
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YE'Z GOT BANN'D FER BEIN' A WYERD BUG-THING, GIT ZOGGED YAGROT. Try to resolve this matter at WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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But they fall under the same cathegory tier as xenos.
>Chaos shite
>>heretics
>>daemons
>>....
>Other scum
>xenos
>>>green
>>>grey
>>skinny
>mutants
>>humanoids
>corrupted
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Synthetic intelligence
see?
I see your systems are off, here's the fixed accurate version.
The arrows arent threat levels, they are directories, like folders. So you just cathegorized synthies as irrelevant.
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I wonder if Adr would consider this thing cute.
Oversized legs, undersized hands, no neck visible. Yeah it looks pretty nice.
But you can't beat the Centurion though.
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But they fall under the same cathegory tier as xenos.
>Chaos shite
>>>heretics
>>>daemons
>>>....
>Other scum
>>>xenos
>>>>>>green
>>>>>>grey
>>>>>>skinny
>>>mutants
>>>>>>humanoids
>>>>>>corrupted
>>>synthetic intelligence stupidity.
see?
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You need to appreciate cuteness, ADR.
I do, but that's not cute. This is cute. That thing up there is a twisted mockery of all life.
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I actually bothered reading this thread.
Welp, manual Exterminatus it is.
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4. For uber bonus points,write your own fan fiction involving Paradises admunstaff
The last two tries ended both in system-wide Exterminatus. Twice.
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Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
And that, children, is how Newfoundland happened. For scrubs who don't XCOM
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*hovers finger over "Extinguish xeno scum race" button*
Wait.... this button is just painted on the keyboard....
EARTH!!
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If that's the case..
Adr~ I have a sign with a bunch of squiggly lines on it~
Squigglies don't stop automated mini-rocket launchers. Yeah that oughta teac-..
WHAT.
IS.
THAT.
THING.
THE ONE ON THE RIGHT SIDE. AND HOW DOES THE UNIVERSE EVEN ALLOWS ITS EXISTENCE. PURGE IT WITH FI-... WAIT NO, THAT WOULD BE A GREAT HERESY AGAINST FIRE.
FUKC
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Help I accidentally pictured a shelf
I think its breathing
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Indeed, your human overlords are much better. Now bring me more soda, slave.
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So basically every single round with over 6 civilians?
FIFY.
Rogue Vendors are game-ending random event
in Public Archives
Posted
Can confirm, I solo'ed it plenty of times as engi. Nobody thanked, as proper.
How to deal with the Rampant Brand Intelligence (RBI) in 5 easy steps:
1. Don't ignore it.
2. DON'T IGNORE IT.
2.a. REALLY SCREAM AT THE ENGIS OR SOMETHING (Yeah like that's gonna work if they didn't react to the announcement)
2.b. OR EVEN BETTER DO IT YOURSELF. DON'T WAIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT, IT'S YOUR JOB TO FIX IT. YES YOU, THE BARTENDER/BOTANIST/CLOWN.
3. Read the announcement, it should tell you what type of machine is the source of the RBI. If its a medical vendor or the security vendor then it's easy, if it's something like the candy machine or the drinks vendor then it will be much more difficult.
3.a. You want to find that machine, you can recognize it because it shoots stuff at you AND it says weird stuff like "Agressive marketing strategies!" or "Oh yeah? I didn't want to buy your mom either" or something like that. Do note that if the machine has no speaker, it won't say anything, so you will have to disable every machine of the announced type to make sure you got it.
4. Once located, open the mainetance panel and do either of these.
4.a. Turn off the speaker, if it has one.
4.b. Pulse cables until the red light starts blinking.
5. Congraulations, you contained the RBI outbreak, but the other machines will still shoot stuff so you will have to make their red lights blink too so they work properly. Though you don't really have to do it, because they won't spread the RBI anymore, and are just a minor annoyance. Now go can go back to validhunting.
Granted, this worked around a year ago. If it's outdated bark at some coder until he tells you or blocks you.