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I finally got it.... Dreamy is scheming to make everybody have avatars drawn by her, in an attempt to mind-control everybody and take over the world! ....forum? Well I will let you know, witch, that your foul spells have no power over me. My mind is a fortress. And yes Earth, if you did like Neca and set your rank to "Supreme Leader" you wouldnt have this problem now. Also I just noticed that your name is the synomin of "Holy Terra". Emprah approves.

Do not be fooled, those brass knuckles are really a foldable banhammer. Listening to Churchy is a nefarious mistake which will unavoidably lead to the eternal dooming of your immortal soul, sulfur stentch included. Because he lost the purple cap and he's pondering where he saw it last.

they're in Churchy's room, because Zeke lost a bet to sleep in his own room. That doesn't make it any better, actually it makes it probably worse.

It's dangerous to go out alone, take this. Best ride.

Heresy kept at minimum this weekend, only witches and xenos this time. Well now we are getting somewhere, soon enough you will be drawing exclusively good quality ☼Imperial Propaganda☼ for the glory of Teh Immortal Emperah. For Armok is okay too. Even Mork knows that we need more to counter all those catgirl shitpics that japan is vomiting, we are talking about trillions of catgirl shitpics... Why is there a picture of Zolt on Zeke's/Jonah's nightdesk...?

The officer was Larkens... Bianca Larkens. He never had a chance.

CONGRATULATIONS FOR MAKING THE 5555th TOPIC ON OUR FORUM. YOU WIN A COOKIE.

Noo nonono no no she's dead very ded lets leave it like that. Nomzy you tell him (and change your avatar to something decent).

Actually this isn't so weird. Back in the days when slime people could vent crawl, naked slimes squishing running around was a fairly common sight. Yes im a nostalgic. Yes Zolt did it too.... but only once.

You linked a missing image again, FIFY. Also slimes have no bones and no need for comfort, so Zolt sleeps in a locker, thank you very much.I like the purple bedsheet tho...

Really? oh well im not changing my Steam Dreadnought. Its there to stay. also Zilt Snarkral, y u do dis

*Pats Shadeykins' head* Good recruit, now shoot that cultist over there. Glad to see that my teachings dont fall in deaf ears.

1. Be human/skrell/vox/unathi, preferably tajara or vulpkanin. 2. Write a fucklong flavour text with lots of details, describing bulging muscles if male, or excessively curvy body if female, and how they have a glow in their eyes which makes people pee theirselves if they stare at them. 3. Dress in schoolgirl uniform if female, run around with your jumpsuit rolled down or plain naked if male. 4. Find another git like you, they will most likely be in the bar, the pool or the holodeck. 5. Invite them for a drink and try to seduce them with cheap pickup lines and spamming tildes "~" way over the healthy threshold (which is 0). 6. Take them to some seculed place, totally not making it look like you are a traitor who's about to shoot them. 7. Undress both of you and lie on each other, then spam "YOWL" and write 4-lines-long emotes about your cringy fetish, making every observing admin instantly jump to you because writing fucklong emotes raises ALL the red flags. 8. Wait for the ERP police to burst through the wall and blast you both to death, then C4 your bodies and BSA the room. 9. Get laughed at in Dsay by all the observing ghosts. 10. Get permanently banned with the reason "ERP, keep it in your pants." 11. Good luck in your unban appeal, if you ever want to do one because you will be laughed at again, even if its accepted. Yes, that's the actual process, and it happens more often than you think. I only ONCE had this situation happen and it didnt end in a ban, because the NSFW line was never actually crossed... man that was frustrating. I still spawned fire on them.

500th POST ON THE THREAD IS MINE! I CLAIM IT FOR TEH EMPRAH! THIS IS NOW A BLACK TEMPLAR THREAD! PURGE THE WITCH! Wait hold on is that.... Squishy Larkens...? Nope, turn 180º for a tactical regroup, and call another Exterminatus, or five, hopefully that should be enough to weaken that daemon. Don't be fooled, she's much more terrifying in person than how she was drawn there.

I wish I had my Exterminatus Thread button back.

>Embark on a hot biome. >Shortly after it starts raining. >So much for hot biome if it has rain, lol. >Then suddenly the dorfs start bleeding 4noraison. >Running around screaming in pain and leaving bloody trails on the ground. >After a moment everybody except the miner who was digging is dead. >Apparently the rain boiled instantly after touching the ground and scalded everybody alive. >Dorf fort. Losing is fun.

Also, 10.000 views of this thread. I blame Churchy for this. She makes you draw Khayosss propaganda.

You'd be surprised... if one of them bit its head it would cut through the chittin, tearing the muscle bruisning the fat and tearing the brain, instakilling it. Also you can kick a giant eldritch horror in the ass so hard that it's head explodes. How many times did your processor catch on fire?

Your hair looks like fire! How fitting...

Shamelessly stolen from Regens' reddit shitpost Obligatory BLAM

Similarities...? Man, SS13 is like a DF game where the dorfs are player-controled, and the main player went AFK, leaving the dorfs to do whatever. Also get ☼Masterwork DF☼ for extra !!*FUN*!!

Have a steampunk dorf dreadnought. It's got a hand cannon.

ERP DETECTED CAPTAIN COMMISSARO TO THE RESCUE

She's a blueshield? Churchy was a miner last time I checked. It was also over a month ago, so I guess that matters. Miners are cool, they are useful and please Armok. Blueshields are doomed to failure. The heads of staff he/she is supposed to protect will die anyways, no matter how much you polish your revolver.